Message from @porco

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2018-01-01 16:14:17 UTC  

@Tervy alibaba cloud meetup when??? <:smail:379313786193969152>

2018-01-01 16:16:31 UTC  

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2018-01-01 16:17:24 UTC  

this is why I plan to buy a body pillow

2018-01-01 16:22:46 UTC  

I can relate.

2018-01-01 16:23:45 UTC  

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2018-01-01 16:25:55 UTC  

tfw my costume never arrived

2018-01-01 16:48:02 UTC  

I hope they follow him

2018-01-01 16:50:09 UTC  

tfw nobody will dab when you are kill

2018-01-01 17:05:47 UTC  

did @fuckthapolice sober up okay?

2018-01-01 17:08:56 UTC  

he suffered the same fate as @Ankka after fedora saw his selfie

2018-01-01 17:09:13 UTC  

notice how they both went missing after fedora saw them

2018-01-01 17:09:42 UTC  

@Ankka are you ded

2018-01-01 17:11:04 UTC  

to be fair, fuckthapolice really does look like Desperate Dan

2018-01-01 17:11:16 UTC  

he looks like a cartoon human

2018-01-01 17:24:01 UTC  

R.I.P. Rick

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397439839152111616/IMG_20180101_1714412.jpg

2018-01-01 17:25:05 UTC  

Also disappointed by what is considered a "gourmet" burger in the UK:
>bun is obviously pre-baked industrial shit
>chicken is over spiced
>"medium" beef is dry af

2018-01-01 17:25:06 UTC  

I don't get it, but that burger looks good.

2018-01-01 17:25:26 UTC  

That's because Canada serves fucking garbage for 10 leaves a pop

2018-01-01 17:25:53 UTC  

he turned himself into a prickle morty

2018-01-01 17:27:19 UTC  

10 cad are 7$ so that's pretty cheap for a burger in general

2018-01-01 17:27:36 UTC  

at least in Zurich, "amazing" burgers are 25 $+

2018-01-01 17:28:06 UTC  

but then they're really amazing. Like all fresh including the bun etc and like one hour waiting time

2018-01-01 17:30:18 UTC  

... Making me wanna eat somewhere fancy.

2018-01-01 17:39:10 UTC  

10cad is 6 eur. so thats nearly the price for a bic mac

2018-01-01 17:39:15 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-01 17:39:38 UTC  

I only ever get burgers on like Whopper Wednesdays.

2018-01-01 17:39:59 UTC  

Burger King is legit better quality overall here because they're all franchised.

2018-01-01 17:40:22 UTC  

Also they're kept afloat by stoners who go get fucked, and go in and buy like 20 burgers at once and devour them in their weed-binges

2018-01-01 17:43:38 UTC  

Burger King is nice when they have heavy discount coupons

2018-01-01 17:43:55 UTC  

then they might be something I eat for lunch every now and then when at work

2018-01-01 17:48:22 UTC  

Burger King owns Tim hortons and people blame that for why it went to shit.

2018-01-01 17:49:11 UTC  

The main problem is the employees though, some are ridiculously fucking bad since buyouts mean let's cut costs by replacing everyone with these discount asian midgets.

2018-01-01 17:49:23 UTC  

>tfw no taco bell in Switzerland
>tfw no KFC in Switzerland
>tfw no Wendy's in Switzerland

2018-01-01 17:50:02 UTC  

Tim Hortons is also franchised here so each one is good or bad on a case by case. The largest one in the city is also complete trash because you can taste the dishsoap in their coffee, they just don't rinse.

2018-01-01 17:52:00 UTC  

MEanwhile there's one in the gas station where the little old filipino lady who works there knows everybody by name and seems to know what you want before you order it.

2018-01-01 18:03:32 UTC  

@transience we dont talk about ankka situation anymore

2018-01-01 18:04:23 UTC  

we only have kfc over here idk what the fucj Wendy's even is

2018-01-01 18:04:47 UTC  

Burger King is good though

2018-01-01 18:05:12 UTC  

kfc has the worst tier shit