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2017-11-27 21:14:32 UTC

OEM old business keyboards have no reason to be as good as they can be for how cheap they are tbh

2017-11-27 21:14:55 UTC

they're so comfy

2017-11-27 21:15:40 UTC

the mushy ones?

2017-11-27 21:16:00 UTC

The mushy ones, yeah.

2017-11-27 21:16:04 UTC

or old buckle springs

2017-11-27 21:16:06 UTC

oh

2017-11-27 21:16:12 UTC

Or what I mean

2017-11-27 21:16:45 UTC

because they use a conductive sort of ink, if you spill water on them, they're ruined. They were also retard cheap here.

2017-11-27 21:16:47 UTC

Yeah.

2017-11-27 21:17:25 UTC

I have a stack of combo KB+M boxes here just in case the retard drunk I live with breaks his gayming mouse or keyboard by being a fuck and spilling beer on them.

2017-11-27 21:17:59 UTC

can you find a link for one

2017-11-27 21:18:02 UTC

Im curious

2017-11-27 21:20:10 UTC

They really aren't that great.

2017-11-27 21:20:24 UTC

oh these

2017-11-27 21:20:24 UTC

The advantages to them is that they're lightweight and quiet.

2017-11-27 21:20:31 UTC

At the student computers here they use thin clients with "WYSE" keyboards

As far as rubber goes I think they're super comfy and idk why, probably because they're huge and chunky

2017-11-27 21:20:43 UTC

yeah i have 2 of those dells

2017-11-27 21:20:47 UTC

i keep them plugged into my servers

2017-11-27 21:20:47 UTC

If you pick them up and smash someone with them, the keyboard basically disintegrates.

2017-11-27 21:21:07 UTC

^^

2017-11-27 21:21:14 UTC

fucking terrorists man

2017-11-27 21:21:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/384815965931831297/41RNlY0orTL.jpg

2017-11-27 21:21:42 UTC

Sometimes a fucker deserves a QWERTY to the cheek.

2017-11-27 21:22:07 UTC

The thin clients are so slow they do the windows XP window dragging effect and have choppy audio playing an mp3 though

2017-11-27 21:22:25 UTC

good for pounding out word files and light browsing for sources and that's about it

2017-11-27 21:23:27 UTC

i need to build a windows xp gaming setup

2017-11-27 21:23:34 UTC

but im cheap and lazy

2017-11-27 21:23:38 UTC

tfw the company i'm applying to has zero tolerance towards racial, national or sexual discrimination

2017-11-27 21:23:56 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-11-27 21:24:10 UTC

spaqin just get everyone you dont like fired

2017-11-27 21:24:11 UTC

tfw i'm gonna get fired when a coworker asks what i've been up to "idk nigga i just got some gay chinkshit drone, playing with that recently"

2017-11-27 21:25:10 UTC

Do they have a term about being ABLEIST?

2017-11-27 21:26:27 UTC

If so, I'm moving there, applying, and getting literally everyone fired after I act like so much of a shitter they call me a retard then I can just go B-BUT I'M AUTISTIC :(

2017-11-27 21:26:42 UTC

wow

2017-11-27 21:26:47 UTC

Just wear that "Please be patient I have autism" hat 24/7

2017-11-27 21:27:02 UTC

I hate wearing hats because of my autism.

2017-11-27 21:27:06 UTC

I just hate shit touching my head.

2017-11-27 21:27:44 UTC

there was a thread on /adv/ where some dude who got out of prison was legit considering that hat to make people trust him more because prison gave him a death stare resting face and he wanted to blame it on autism

2017-11-27 21:28:28 UTC

"Would this hat make people think I'm actually autistic though?"

2017-11-27 21:28:43 UTC

Truly top lels

2017-11-27 21:30:01 UTC

Autism's a pretty serious, overdiagosed thing that people just want slapped on their kids so they don't have to look after them.

2017-11-27 21:30:44 UTC

isn't it the same case with ADD/ADHD

2017-11-27 21:30:52 UTC

Like those fucks who tear down an entire grocery store screeching like a fucking 3-foot-tall banshee while the mom is busy browsing tinder to cuck her husband giving zero fucks what her offspring is doing

2017-11-27 21:31:01 UTC

Autism is a more effective label because it sounds worse.

2017-11-27 21:31:33 UTC

My girlfriend just found this while doing her R assignment and looking for Chinese material to understand it better: there is a meetup for female R developers / data scientists in Taipei.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/384818556111552532/WhatsApp_Image_2017-11-27_at_22.28.50.jpeg

2017-11-27 21:32:00 UTC

It's starting to become "My kid can't socialize because he blew all his time on videogames instead of developing social skils I guess he's autistic"

2017-11-27 21:32:09 UTC

someone really works with R

2017-11-27 21:32:09 UTC

whoa

2017-11-27 21:32:14 UTC

lol wtf

2017-11-27 21:32:20 UTC

what does R stand for in this scenario

2017-11-27 21:32:21 UTC

i thought it was just a meme

2017-11-27 21:32:30 UTC

Wew

2017-11-27 21:32:49 UTC

"yeah we made a language, but it's so shit to demonstrate how SciPy or Matlab are better"

2017-11-27 21:33:12 UTC

Autism is pretty big in that it affects a lot of things like sense of touch anyways.

2017-11-27 21:33:42 UTC

and i'm so fucking stupid for a long time i thought R is same with erlang

2017-11-27 21:34:05 UTC

Wait is r a programming language?

2017-11-27 21:34:09 UTC

yes

2017-11-27 21:34:14 UTC

"programming"

2017-11-27 21:34:26 UTC

Led by women

2017-11-27 21:34:29 UTC

Lol okay

2017-11-27 21:34:36 UTC

not led by women

2017-11-27 21:35:42 UTC

According to the Stack Overflow survey, roughly 85% of all people in IT are male.
Now I didn't think there were enough people using R in the whole world for a single meetup.
Apparently, alone in Taipei, there are enough girls (assuming 15%) R users for a regular meetup

2017-11-27 21:35:43 UTC

Ech whatever I'll keep to real languages

2017-11-27 21:35:52 UTC

R is pretty good for data analysis

2017-11-27 21:36:07 UTC

i bet the % of women in R is higher tho

2017-11-27 21:36:17 UTC

no girl is gonna touch embedded C shite

2017-11-27 21:36:37 UTC

C is nothing

2017-11-27 21:36:50 UTC

raw assembly is where the buttfuck starts to get fun

2017-11-27 21:37:00 UTC

I bet if I was put through school today I'd be diagnosed as mildly autistic when really I was just shitty at socializing and a little anxious because of it, glad I saw a mental counsellor and not a prescription psych doctor about it ๐Ÿคท

2017-11-27 21:37:05 UTC

Any of y'all have experience with jquery?

2017-11-27 21:37:11 UTC

I wouldn't say so, I know a Taiwanese girl from the Taiwanese meet-up which is doing a Ph. D. in computer science with the goal to take-over her father's company which produces hearing devices in Taiwan

2017-11-27 21:37:25 UTC

oh fuk

2017-11-27 21:37:52 UTC

those taiwanskis are really forward thinking

2017-11-27 21:37:59 UTC

I wish I had connections like that dang

2017-11-27 21:38:00 UTC

Also consider the AMD waifu, she's also Taiwanese

2017-11-27 21:38:11 UTC

oh fuck

2017-11-27 21:38:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/384820333573701633/Screenshot_from_2017-11-27_22-38-28.png

2017-11-27 21:38:42 UTC

i kno

2017-11-27 21:38:44 UTC

i googled that

2017-11-27 21:38:46 UTC

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2017-11-27 21:38:47 UTC

fuck

2017-11-27 21:38:50 UTC

she looks male af tho

2017-11-27 21:39:00 UTC

I totally would tbh

2017-11-27 21:39:30 UTC

monster or no monster, important is the holster

2017-11-27 21:39:31 UTC

She wanted to get shit done so hard she's forsaken her estrogen.

2017-11-27 21:40:00 UTC

lol hon af

2017-11-27 21:40:06 UTC

/s

2017-11-27 21:40:17 UTC

I wonder if she prefers single-dick performance over MOAR DICKS

2017-11-27 21:40:22 UTC

Her ding is prob bigger than mine

2017-11-27 21:40:29 UTC

I bet she takes a lot of them at the same time

2017-11-27 21:40:47 UTC

16 short dicks with 32 urethas from amd or 4 long penises from intel

2017-11-27 21:41:10 UTC

Yeah but Intel's penis are cut because jews

2017-11-27 21:41:31 UTC

if you get the K dick you can sew the foreskin back on

2017-11-27 21:41:31 UTC

Why Taiwanese girls better?

2017-11-27 21:41:36 UTC

LMAO

2017-11-27 21:41:50 UTC

inferiority complex towards china

2017-11-27 21:41:56 UTC

Taiwanese girls are the reason to live @Michi

2017-11-27 21:41:57 UTC

Tfw no math rock Taiwanese qt gf

2017-11-27 21:42:18 UTC

How much does it cost to live there?

2017-11-27 21:42:24 UTC

I need to get out

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