By having small hands? Keep up

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no mat

how can you live like that

if i was handlet/manlet

id just die

John drowns his problems in alcohol

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rip

i miss sober john

<:sadnessHD:472397649979506689>

How can you miss someone you've never met?

@miker No discussion in <#287939846662651906>

It's literally JUST for posting the deals, not discussing them

I... I'm awake. I didn't realize it was Saturday. I was getting ready to head out, hop on a train and go where I thought I needed to go.

Papi, am I normie now? 😦

You'll slip into your old ways soon enough

I hope so.

Maybe I'll hop on a train anyway, just for the sake of it.

I miss the smells and annoying people.

I think you miss complaining, too

🤔

Maybe that's it.

@Sdeck37 D-don't shitpost in the general channel, senpai

Oh shit

@Michael get fucked

stopo

🛑

The mods can sense faggotry, you don't want to arouse them from their slumber

arouse you say?

they'll untangle themselves from their boyfriends, put their feather boas on, and come rape us

boas you say?

boyfriends I say

Matth

yeh

Why so grumpy?

Go to sleep

Why aren't you grumpy?

What's got you so fuckin' happy

It's weekend and I had a nice Friday night

Don't tell me you're one of those "happy by default" degnerates

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Tomorrow I'm going to play poker with friends

But It might snow. I hope the roads are safe

If the snow gets too close

Just shoot it

with cum?

huuuuh euros make fun of burgers for having guns

but deep down they're jealous and want them too

Imagine hearing your door get smashed in at night and having your only two choices being to either run out the back door and surrender your belongings, or hide and hope the police arrive before Mohammed busts your cheeks

😂 👌

Real euro hours

>allowing mohammeds having guns

I'd rather leave it the way it is

Yeah, because Mohammed was a law abiding citizen so he followed the nogunz law

Guys I have a plan to stop murders

Let's make murder illegal

Mfw there are LITERALLY people who LITERALLY think criminal's lives and safety are worth as much as their victim's

😂 👌

Nah, mohammed is just too stupid

It's spaghetti mafia who you should be afraid of here if any

>Mfw there are LITERALLY people who LITERALLY think criminal's lives and safety are worth as much as their victim's
Americans and swedes?

Depends on how you spin it.

If you're autistic about it, nobody is worth anything anyway, so sure.

Don't be a chink, kontroll

Is that not why we're here?

You're worthfull

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

https://womenintheworld.com/2018/11/30/dominatrix-specializes-in-turning-white-right-wing-men-into-socialists/

Sounds like my deal of a dominatrix

Because she's more fun to break than others are

edge

>dominatrix
>dog collar choker

See? He gets it

There's less to get

wdym

There's a lot to get

Be it a leather leash or a metal chain

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Or some proper makeup

plastic surgery

>putting makeup on your pet

I doubt this woman has any clue what she's doing

Inhuman and borderline-furry

You have to treat your pets properly

Regardless of how stupid they may be

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Christ, it was a mistake to drink that much.

Why am I waking up to euros talking about putting makeup on pets

Fucking degenerates

You tell me

I didn't even bring the makeup part up myself

@Sdeck37 Care to explain?

John is very confused and needs to sober up

I am sober now

I will take a field officer test, sobriety.

But can you tell the clock?

Yes

I told it to fuck off

Good, looks like you're perfectly sober

HW just died

Poor hardware

healthy salad time

mmm calories

nah calories only came after the picture was taken in form of ceasar sauce

Google is going to shut down hangouts

what should I use instead?

own XMPP server is too much effort on the long run

appear.in ?

No one used it anyway

I am using it all the time

I have more people using hangouts in my circle than whatsapp

what

I thought they shut it down when it stopped coming preinstalled on Android

So, like android 6

@porco discord ?

nah discord is only for things not related to my real identity

with a few exception of people that I met on /g/ anyway

>using any google messaging apps

There's a reason they all last only months

riot ? spectrum(spectrum.chat)? matrix protocol in general, mattermost ? sslack ?

what else there is these days

isn't matrix slow af?

no ?

it's ok

the whole protocol seems gimped af to me

they wanted to make a bridge system and ended up putting an own messaging protocol layer on top for business reasons

also they are reports that hangouts is going away

Not actual announcement

then there is Zulip always what is quite decent and open source

I just realized that ICQ still exists

wtf

it uses mattermost as core

zulip might be too nerdy for many tho

I use Discord and FB Messenger/Telegram among my friends so I don't really have this problem

FBM is real botnet but the Lite mobile app is quite good and the social features are a major plus

You can plan events and check who's coming, send updates, etc

tfw almost all communities im part of are in discord

and most of important friends too

IRC has some in emerency

Also zoomer meme hours my close friends talk exclusively using fucking Snapchat group chat

It's terrible but it works tm

and if i ever happen to have video chats its appear.in for me

even tho i dont agree with their latest reforms of the service

(they require sign up for new rooms where before the room was just generated when you wrote something after the url

joining pre-generated rooms still is possible as guest tho

maybe to limit amount of rooms created/more effectively ban noncompliant rooms

and before their free-tier allowed 12 video feeds by default

now its 4 participants or pay 10 dollars month

(sure data costs something so understandable

but the fact that they dont allow you to "chat only" for rest of the people watching

so much lost potential

tho lately i have been testing discords video call feature and its "ok"

nothing major but "ok" for 1 on 1 chat

I am visiting my brother and he got into a discussion with some turk
>he tells my brother "I fucked at least ten times as many girls as you"
>he shrugs and replies "ten times zero is zero"

@porco also it will be shutting for consumers only ? in 2020 ?

you have good time to write your own "spiderchat"

:P

porcotalk ™

robotpiggucommunications corp.

Jesus

DMC aged weirdly

some real hypebeast shit

Is this for real

Supreme and Hohner partnering up?

yes

Fuck me

it's like 70$

somehow want it

Still too much

LGBT stands for let's get baked treats

More like "Let's Get Baked, Team"

lets get bummed time<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Lit gay boi tits

>"Autistic Savant"

<:GWsabianGKUser:403004579538665474>

So basically double retard?

I like it

Yeah I'm a little special

<:GWnonMuugu:370265958280986634>

<:radturt:499289662641143808>

LGBTQ stands for let's go bully the queers

More like "Let's Go Bury The Queen"

i feel like posting sandu ciorba

but i wont

what does the q even mean

"Queer"

isnt that what you call people who act gay but aren't

thats not a disability lol

Hey so uh

How do I make my phone stop saying "can't mount /oem"

turn the phone off

<:KarenDab:455822119641546752>

Buy another phone

@gecho I am myselft a retired Supreme reseller, AMA

<:monkS:435468325384880130>

@Brokenman why are you a gay man?

Why did you make that choice?

I'll take that one:

Easy money

And I'm answering both questions, btw

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20 bucks is 20 bucks

https://twitter.com/OneAngryGamerHD/status/1068693831422484481

God damn

based todd

Gamers rise up

The influencer culture is one of the worst things going on nowadays

tru dat

it finally happened. i now have windows 10

anyone have that spreadsheet guide to make it not shit

format c:

@NiceBear depends on how much you want to fix later on

oosu10 to google and you get first piece of software

then tons of registry hacks what can ruin your system too

if you dont know what you need/what you dont

like totaly disabling "immersive shell"

and the better multiuser login screen etc

and old xamlstartmenu too etc etc

then there is always the ``` Get-AppxPackage -allusers | Remove-AppxPackage ```

is classic shell still the go-to

you should not be spending your time in the menus to justify classic shell anyway

just hitting windows button and writing what you want (or using launchy commands if you know whats up)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/297784886134177792/518441376354926593/IMG_20181201_160004_HHT.jpg

I finally fixed my cables

still jealous of those nucs

That's all cheap Celeron nucs

https://lambda.sx/5aE.png

Just get them on ebay

That's the breakfast shelf

>breakfast shelf

Lmao

Fucking 100% Italian breakfast right there

azn women sitting pose

shitting * @whodun1t

Is that how you guys shit?

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Yes

<:radturt:499289662641143808>

Teach me

Looks lazy af and I like lazy things

squat is da wae

Just let it go

https://www.tenor.co/UyWT.gif

Why

Post a meem that is not shit next time bud

consider this

bbgun to glass frame?