not so bad as they were from child

Have a friend with a mild nut allergies, he takes half a sheet of benadryl and just goes nuts on all kinds of shit he couldn't eat normally.

GOES NUTS

He's going to die from that one day, I reckon.

:DDDDDDDDDD

:D

Fug

I didn't even mean to do that

i do that on very rare occasions

like when im going to that _very_ expensive chinese restaurant and yes fucking please i want best they can offer

and that shit is usualy done in peanutoil

Restaurants around me use soy, it seems.

most of them do

but some places use nutoil ":D" for taste

and i dont dare to risk puking or suffocating

so i rather take meds and enjoy the evening

https://twitter.com/caarlymcneil/status/932231264102477827

which one is you?

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

look for terrorist scarf and xiaomi gloves

I feel like im turning more and more retarded

why did i type out xiaomi glasses instead of gloves the first time

found the shill

You want some stylish Xiaomi frames

https://www.gearbest.com/stylish-sunglasses/pp_699164.html

they've got you covered, lads

>flat

https://www.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/7e9gjs/starting_december_18th_twitter_will_begin_to/

sounds like privacybadger time

sounds ilke a perfect sjw safe space platform

holy shit

its happening

The part about cookies seems to be complete bs though

i hope you tried Wedel's (lol Lotte) Karmelove chocolate bar

can't find anything about it in the article <:thenk:329322130804047872>

wedel is literally jewish

it's korean

i'm not fucking kidding

they buy it or sumfin

Exactly

well

wedel is gooked

is goplana still around

Haven't seen them in a while

apparently it is

http://www.goplana.pl/

Lol wiki page ends in ~1960s

Ah solidarność

reeeeeee

Why the fuck do people think getting a bunch of middle aged celebrities shilling legend quest will make it appealing?

For many of you, this will probably be the last time in your life, where you see a CD burning program

oh no worries.. my old workplace still uses CD-backups

I needed to boot OpenBSD on an old PPC machine which was unable to see the USB port from within the bootloader

sole reason i keep P/S 2 mouse and keyboard around

incase something old breaks

not so necessary anymore as not in the field

but used to be requirement

https://lambda.sx/fiP.png

https://youtu.be/4o5baMYWdtQ

I have two kg of chicken which will be bad tomorrow

got it for free from the grocery store because their cooling failed

So I will be the chef now, stay tuned

2 kg of chicken, cut in pieces, soaking in soy sauce and rice wine

a massive amount of scallion

wtf I can't upload files anymore

nice

Yum yum

Now that I have my chinkshit unboxed, time for a boring day of comparing healthcare plans, because my current plan seems to be going up to 150 bux a month, and that's too damn much.

The best plan is prevention.

The Common Sense Value plan doesn't waive King Nigger's federal Mandate, so...yeah.

Just don't get sick

Haven't gotten I'll in like 5 years

Yeah, that's within my control

I got this Upper Respritory Infection by wanting to get it, right?

Not because some sick faggot coughed in my face

Need to have insurance or King nigger and incompetent Republicans bop you in the head with penalties.

>winter
>big city
>take public transport
>5 sneezing children, 2 coughing men, 1 blood spitting homeless, 2 black people
>hurr just don't get sick

5 SOMAAAALLIIAAAAANS

4 spitting blacks, 3 sick kids, 2 little queers

>not wearing face masks

and one big fag with HIV

>trusting Swedish brood to not be cucks

I live in chicago ive seen niggers shit on the train

>Chicagoan

>face masks
I wish I was Asian, but if I do this as an almost white dude it's just weird

Opinion fucking discarded, subhuman filth

10.25 sales tax

Jesus christ

Ours is 7.07257 or something like that

>tfw Texan friend was complaining about 8.25 sales tax and no income tax

I wish I was in texas

But a cold texas

Alaska

Florida has no State income tax, and that's why all their shit is falling apart and they cry for gibsmedats whenever there's a hurricane that shreks them

So glad I moved away

Doubt that's an income tax problem

So let's go back to the cooking for a moment

Government handles money like a crack addict

@porco what are you making?

Chiggen

grocery store power failed, they gave meat for free

so now I soaked 2 kg of chicken in soy sauce and rice wine

I KNOW WHAT ARE YOU MARANTING CHICKEN FOR

add a massive amount of broccoli

I don't know why my phone capslocked

and again I can't upload files anymore wtf

Guys

Just upload to a file sire

We have to save kekistan

Discord is wack

next, slice massive amount of scallion

>muh Kekistan memeing

ALMOST as bad as the Rhodesia fags on /k/

put chicken into massive wok

>boiling chicken

boiling chicken *

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

That's a wok you mong

I meant that capslock

thats no massive but it is hopefully wok

Nuking chicken

when the chicken does not look like absolute salmonella anymore

add the broccoli and scallion

and cook for another while

now the taste is 5/10

how should I improve the taste?

any suggestion?

I will tell you

10/10 with rice

add sus

fucking weeb

Carmalize the chicken in higher heat and reduce the juice as a sauce

scallion 2$, broccoli 1.50 $, free chicken

4 lunches

^what john said

smaller patches

make the sauce from burn up chicken bits and ricewine/shaoxin whatevethefuckthenameis

I'm a really bad cook tbh

also i suggest using lemonpeel when frying the sauce

and my kitchen looks like a mess now

maybe some _Red_ currypaste too

there is other option tho ... you can bread em with panko/fry em in fat&oil mix

and enjoy the shit out of them

but yeah smaller patches

Fries foods don't keep well in box lunches

better than the salmonella chicken :D

please elaborate

why would it be salmonella? I well-cooked it

also if you compartelize it with something dry .. they stay quite tasty

then there is application of smoked paprika powder and other wonders of kitchen

guess I should learn cooking properly

He was joking about it.

wait is this cooking thread

cookin is effort

commited this crime yesterday

what is that

>gas

everything

>dorm

I envy you

ive got shitty eletric hob

gas is super comfy for cooking

fucking sucks

my electric piece of shit is slow af

takes like 5 mins to heat up

minced pork, corn, beans, pepper, pepperoni, onion, garlic, tomatoes

Get a gas burner

@porco

it's not allowed here

i use the electric only for heating up or coffee maker

I live in the old town and my building is made of wood

Everything is allowed as long as you are not caught

I had to sign in the rent contract that I do not bring any additional cooking / heating devices and nothing that generates a flame besides candles

wow you can get a cheap induction plate thing for 40gbp

temptin

did they specify intensity of the candles

is induction a meme or legit?

"Teelichter"

L E G I T

i know some quite effective candle burners ":D"

https://www.google.ch/search?q=teelichter&safe=off&client=ubuntu&hs=Gnu&channel=fs&dcr=0&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwik-IPL9s3XAhWJIMAKHbhfBkAQ_AUICigB&biw=1279&bih=1303

As long as you aren't a burger with cucked voltage

inductions are legit

220 V master race

but you need good one

And the right pans

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tefal-Everyday-Induction-IH201840-Ceramic/dp/B00ER445UQ/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1511207521&sr=8-4&keywords=induction+hob&dpID=41T5fwNojgL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch

looks ok

I have induction pans

Cast iron is excellent in induction heaters

I bought a WMF set a year ago and in the WMF shop everything was "induction ready"

yeah for induction anything above 2000-2500 is minimun

i suggest nearer 3K the better

3k what?

bananas?

watt

ah

mine's 2kw iirc

it doesn't handle big pots of water

at all

there is a 2 KW induction plate for 50 $ here

so i just use my multicooker

it's tiny, I bet it's great for some comfy Korean hot pot

1800w ones get the work done but it aint the same

i'd say so

tfw no korean hot pots

as those 2.8kw "set it to ten.. not ten celcius but 10 seconds to boil"

https://www.amazon.de/Aicok-Induktionskochfeld-Induktionskochplatte-Timerfunktion-zelkochplatte/dp/B0739NYFDZ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1511207516&sr=8-1&keywords=induktionsplatte&dpID=41ItlqxdB4L&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch

is that one good?

>icock

temperature setting .. well thats handy for deepfrying

are your pots induction compatible?

timer is nice

that's the first thing you should think about

for that price sure

dunno the surface size tho

My wok is, 4 of my pans (18, 20, 22, 28) are and one pot is as well

It's a clay pot you can wait subsitute it for a pyrex, need gas though

Good job sending that message in a timely fashion discord

what pot

Korean hotpot pot

Korean hot pot is nice

I got one that looks like a pig https://imgur.com/a/9lAP7

Genuinely surprised I haven't broken the ears yet

nice

tfw can't cook korean

is it from ali?

Got it from a flea market, made in korea but ali probably sell something similar

@spaqin it's super simple, it's mainly boiling and simmering

and using the right ingredients

not gonna get kimchi or good quality tofu here

Rather flexible, they put spam in it.

oh fuck

ugh

korean spam

ugh

Also kimchi is super easy to make, it's just Napa sauerkraut

my gf makes it sometimes

with Spitzkohl

doesn't even have an English wikipedia page

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitzkohl

just a long kind of cabbage that grows in Germany

and it's much less dense than usual cabbage

twhat does spam even taste of

closest relative is chinese cabbage

napa cabbage and so on

tastewise its somewhere between that as its iirc hybrid of those

(napa and normal cabbage*)