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2017-11-16 06:05:30 UTC

get a PCA airgun in the meanwhile

2017-11-16 06:05:39 UTC

pretty quiet

2017-11-16 06:05:54 UTC

Or you could make yourself a makeshift suppressor <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2017-11-16 06:06:08 UTC

Or maybe try laying traps??

2017-11-16 06:06:20 UTC

and then I can get the prison mechanic to make me a new ringpiece when I get raped

2017-11-16 06:06:30 UTC

try traps

2017-11-16 06:06:38 UTC

Yes

2017-11-16 06:06:41 UTC

Qt traps

2017-11-16 06:06:46 UTC

Ahaa

2017-11-16 06:06:47 UTC

typical, /g/ suggests traps will solve my problems

2017-11-16 06:06:57 UTC

actually make sure you know what you're doing first

2017-11-16 06:07:03 UTC

rabbits can scream

2017-11-16 06:07:27 UTC

Once got caught in my chainlink once somehow

2017-11-16 06:07:31 UTC

fucking SOMEHOW

2017-11-16 06:07:37 UTC

It jumped INBETWEEN THE LINKS

2017-11-16 06:07:45 UTC

like, the 2" square

2017-11-16 06:07:52 UTC

and it was only caught by the fucking leg

2017-11-16 06:08:28 UTC

I was gonna machete its head off and "put it out of its misery", but my neighbors made me use bolt cutters to cut my fucking fence up to free it

2017-11-16 06:08:47 UTC

Jesus

2017-11-16 06:09:05 UTC

tell your neighbors to stop being fags

2017-11-16 06:09:11 UTC

This

2017-11-16 06:09:36 UTC

Empathy is not to be wasted on pests

2017-11-16 06:10:34 UTC

And meanwhile this thing is fucking SCREAMING, like, it was incredbily fucking loud

2017-11-16 06:11:31 UTC

get an airgun, lad

2017-11-16 06:11:54 UTC

Those are still "firearms" according to city law

2017-11-16 06:12:02 UTC

haha, wut

2017-11-16 06:12:03 UTC

so shooting it within city limits is a crime

2017-11-16 06:12:24 UTC

it's like you're really in Sweden

2017-11-16 06:14:01 UTC

But when we sell our house, it'll be worth 200k for our 3 br 1 ba, and I'll get a fucking mansion in a better state

2017-11-16 06:14:04 UTC

fuck cities

2017-11-16 06:14:53 UTC

wait, you have a chain link fence?

2017-11-16 06:15:15 UTC

surrounding my property, yes. Then I have a smaller wooden fence around the garden

2017-11-16 06:15:45 UTC

Luke Skywalker. Supposedly.

2017-11-16 06:15:54 UTC

maybe try layering brick

2017-11-16 06:15:57 UTC

looks like they fucking ran him through that makeup remover

2017-11-16 06:16:08 UTC

the only thing I lay is pipe, fam

2017-11-16 06:16:08 UTC

under the fence

2017-11-16 06:17:06 UTC

maybe I'll buy camo and sit motionless in the garden, then smash the rabbits with a claw hammer

2017-11-16 06:17:09 UTC

technically legal

2017-11-16 06:17:34 UTC

Lmao

2017-11-16 06:17:37 UTC

Good luck with that

2017-11-16 06:17:48 UTC

Rabbits and lesbians' vision are based on motion

2017-11-16 06:17:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380602358620618752/Screenshot_20171116-011728.jpg

2017-11-16 06:18:05 UTC

huh, thought I scaled the better

2017-11-16 06:18:07 UTC

Apparently bows don't require a license here in Cuckistan.

2017-11-16 06:18:22 UTC

I traded my compound bow for the fucking single shot 22

2017-11-16 06:18:24 UTC

Regular firearms do. Even fucking TVs require it.

2017-11-16 06:18:30 UTC

Well as I said. Can always buy traps

2017-11-16 06:19:43 UTC

Would a slingshot be illegal over there?

2017-11-16 06:19:52 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2017-11-16 06:19:57 UTC

I...don't think so.

2017-11-16 06:20:08 UTC

To Aliexpress!

2017-11-16 06:20:18 UTC

>chink traps

2017-11-16 06:20:27 UTC

Not even the vilest of vermin deserve that

2017-11-16 06:20:41 UTC

IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

2017-11-16 06:20:56 UTC

use a pellet

2017-11-16 06:21:27 UTC

the bow slings are pretty anemic into you start moving up in draw weight

2017-11-16 06:21:51 UTC

But this way, I can shoot the fuckers from inside my house, then drag them inside before the lesbians can start screeching

2017-11-16 06:22:09 UTC

you can do that with a lead ball

2017-11-16 06:23:37 UTC

Maybe I should just kill my neighbors instead

2017-11-16 06:24:03 UTC

Yes

2017-11-16 06:24:07 UTC

Lesbians? ๐Ÿ‘Ž

2017-11-16 06:24:39 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-11-16 06:24:40 UTC

FTR they're actually really nice, I'm just a sperg

2017-11-16 06:24:47 UTC

if you're going to be killing rabbits from inside your house just use an airgun

2017-11-16 06:25:41 UTC

Just don't let it stick out of the window.

2017-11-16 06:28:56 UTC

wonder how good chink night vision is

2017-11-16 06:29:07 UTC

With eyes those slim, not very

2017-11-16 06:29:44 UTC

you know what I meant, cunt <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-16 07:12:12 UTC

@Droidbot literal shitposting goes here

2017-11-16 07:16:41 UTC

I didn't meant to post that

2017-11-16 07:20:57 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฉ

2017-11-16 07:22:38 UTC

Bazinga

2017-11-16 07:26:38 UTC

Kosovo

2017-11-16 07:27:18 UTC

Wonder if the guy that shot down the blackbird is still alive

2017-11-16 07:27:52 UTC

he became a baker and met the pilot after the war.

2017-11-16 07:28:12 UTC

What

2017-11-16 07:28:22 UTC

Do you wonder, or do you know his fate?

2017-11-16 07:28:31 UTC

โ“ โ” โ“ โ”

2017-11-16 07:29:27 UTC

the SAM operator became a baker. just dunno if he's still alive

2017-11-16 07:30:44 UTC

Ah

2017-11-16 07:50:54 UTC

Why are Vivo phones so expensive for what they are?

2017-11-16 07:51:02 UTC

Has anyone ever bought one?

2017-11-16 08:03:49 UTC

chink traps? my mind cant even begin to comprehend how backstabbing and horrific that would be

2017-11-16 08:04:51 UTC

some jigsaw shit, i reckon

2017-11-16 08:05:22 UTC

jigsaw probably has a4 status for buying all that stuff

2017-11-16 08:05:50 UTC

wonder how often he disputed <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-16 08:09:58 UTC

I mean I legit don't understand how these phones are popular in China

2017-11-16 08:10:25 UTC

@Lynxoid Chinese brand loyalty

2017-11-16 08:10:26 UTC

how blazed are you right now?

2017-11-16 08:11:30 UTC

I've been sober for three days :)

2017-11-16 08:12:20 UTC

Nom

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380631158628810752/JPEG_20171116_211200.jpg

2017-11-16 08:12:30 UTC

@Obolon Prime if this is only that then it's crazy. I mean, if apple pulled the same shit, they would lose to Samsung.

2017-11-16 08:12:41 UTC

timtams are shit fite me

2017-11-16 08:12:57 UTC

@johnfrum#8811 it's what was in the discount store that look interesting

2017-11-16 08:13:02 UTC

I've never heard of these. They look tasty tho

2017-11-16 08:13:03 UTC

normally they are just chocolate

2017-11-16 08:13:06 UTC

or caramel

2017-11-16 08:13:13 UTC

but this is caramel and vanilla

2017-11-16 08:13:19 UTC

looks and tastes pretty good

2017-11-16 08:14:23 UTC

Also fuck you Vietnam, double the garbage

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380631677111631872/JPEG_20171116_211357.jpg

2017-11-16 08:14:56 UTC

probably because it's so ungodly humid there

2017-11-16 08:15:03 UTC

you're gonna be fat

2017-11-16 08:15:26 UTC

I'm not even 90kg

2017-11-16 08:15:31 UTC

at 6'3"

2017-11-16 08:15:35 UTC

I think I'll be ok

2017-11-16 08:15:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380632035095478273/1507516626703.jpg

2017-11-16 08:17:06 UTC

she'll be right

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380632359302725632/unknown.png

2017-11-16 08:17:20 UTC

whoa

2017-11-16 08:17:47 UTC

194 lbs is 88kg

2017-11-16 08:18:17 UTC

>read 90 kg as 80
time for bed

2017-11-16 08:18:30 UTC

@johnfrum#8811 don't worry

2017-11-16 08:18:31 UTC

>>>>>>STANDARD

2017-11-16 08:18:36 UTC

I'm really triggered

2017-11-16 08:18:40 UTC

I typed into my browser, 88kg to nzd

2017-11-16 08:28:24 UTC

my farts are wet and a lot more stinky since 3 days

2017-11-16 08:28:36 UTC

i am getting old, right?

2017-11-16 08:28:56 UTC

>tfw big boy now

2017-11-16 08:30:15 UTC

can we pin this message?

2017-11-16 08:36:09 UTC

@fedora are you big boy too yet?

2017-11-16 08:37:53 UTC

My farts are really stinky

2017-11-16 08:38:03 UTC

Am i big boy?

2017-11-16 08:38:44 UTC

but how humid?

2017-11-16 08:42:27 UTC

Im not sure

2017-11-16 08:42:29 UTC

Criii

2017-11-16 08:45:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380639462394298369/x5M37j1.png

2017-11-16 10:33:06 UTC

Maybe this time the job fair will work

2017-11-16 10:33:33 UTC

I will surely send my CV to the company which had a qt chink at their stand

2017-11-16 10:41:03 UTC

my fucking dick

2017-11-16 10:41:41 UTC

fuck a thinkpad i want this terminal and this portable rack

2017-11-16 10:41:54 UTC

fuck a thinkpad huh

2017-11-16 10:41:59 UTC

that could be arranged

2017-11-16 10:42:17 UTC

tbh rather have a precision mobile than a thinkpad

2017-11-16 10:42:40 UTC

but then that's assuming i had to get a mobile workstation

2017-11-16 10:43:30 UTC

honestly for "hey let's open up virt-manager and oh ssh into this over here" and "time to browse the web :)", on the go, i'd probably be just as fine with a fkn pinebook as a thinkpad

2017-11-16 10:44:50 UTC

Expand dong, i imagine 1 piece will break every time you use it

2017-11-16 11:21:14 UTC

so why are there so many russians here anyhow

2017-11-16 11:28:03 UTC

Where else would they be?

2017-11-16 11:28:18 UTC

I dunno

2017-11-16 11:28:39 UTC

that russian 4chan that hacks ur anus as soon as you resolve it on your DNS?

2017-11-16 11:30:17 UTC

what did he mean by this

2017-11-16 11:58:12 UTC

They steal our deals just like Mexicans steal your jobs

2017-11-16 12:40:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380698632778940416/51KrC1c.png

2017-11-16 13:06:24 UTC

thanks uh

2017-11-16 14:47:21 UTC

I dont get why liberals are hypeing the shit out of the democrat in the alabama election just because the republican fucked some teens in his 30s

2017-11-16 14:47:29 UTC

its still fucking alabama

2017-11-16 14:47:37 UTC

dems are never gonna win

2017-11-16 15:19:26 UTC

It's not even confirmed that he did it

2017-11-16 15:19:29 UTC

It's entirely allegations

2017-11-16 15:19:59 UTC

He has said or done nothing to confirm in any way that he did it. In fact, on the contrary, he's pressing charges for defamation and calling it forgery.

2017-11-16 15:20:15 UTC

I'm not saying he didn't do it, but these claims are sketchy as they fuckin' can be.

2017-11-16 15:22:47 UTC

recent American rape controversy is funny as fuck

2017-11-16 15:23:13 UTC

random woman comes out, says "this man touched my leg 28 years ago"

2017-11-16 15:23:25 UTC

RIP man's career instantly ruined

2017-11-16 15:23:39 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-11-16 15:29:13 UTC

moral panics like this tend to happen every 20-30 years, last one like this was Satanism.

2017-11-16 15:37:58 UTC

Way more frequently than that, what

2017-11-16 15:41:10 UTC

new 'scandal' every other day with supposedly massive implications that fizzle out is less common than the normal screeching.

2017-11-16 16:45:48 UTC

Gee รคff
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รค
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2017-11-16 16:48:29 UTC

We have >500 online users but we are the only ones who always ever write

2017-11-16 16:48:32 UTC

wtf

2017-11-16 16:48:53 UTC

I saw it go up to 600

2017-11-16 16:48:55 UTC

visit asia-store... 10 high-tier noodles,some spices,soy sauce and raw stuff later

2017-11-16 16:49:04 UTC

im happy

2017-11-16 16:49:16 UTC

Geeeee eefff

2017-11-16 16:49:21 UTC

<:smail:379313786193969152>

2017-11-16 16:49:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380761317239160832/2017-11-16_18.34.03.jpg

2017-11-16 16:49:54 UTC

black shin was same priced as red one

2017-11-16 16:49:59 UTC

Owo what is that patch

2017-11-16 16:50:23 UTC

8.8k Shu noodles that 2x one. . im tempted to do it right now

2017-11-16 16:51:15 UTC

that patch is just local approbatur (A)

2017-11-16 16:51:59 UTC

Oh

2017-11-16 16:52:23 UTC

Lol a its like u didnt even waste money in bars

2017-11-16 16:52:26 UTC

Pleb

2017-11-16 16:53:07 UTC

<spoilers> i never were on that appro </appro>

2017-11-16 16:53:14 UTC

got it from GF she niggered 2 of those

2017-11-16 16:53:57 UTC

Nice now you can act like you have social life

2017-11-16 16:59:30 UTC

@Tervy you're gonna have fun with buldakbokkeumyeon

2017-11-16 16:59:57 UTC

i haven't had haekbokkeumyeon yet

2017-11-16 17:01:14 UTC

but those two were nice

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380764261535842304/2017-11-16_18.00.30.jpg

2017-11-16 17:01:24 UTC

@Tervy post soy sauce. where from? light - dark? percentage?

2017-11-16 17:02:51 UTC

if i lower my xbacklight to 80 i can hear coil whine <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-16 17:05:04 UTC

>warszawa

2017-11-16 17:05:05 UTC

ewww

2017-11-16 17:05:36 UTC

>thinking it's warszawa

2017-11-16 17:05:41 UTC

you know it's tokyo

2017-11-16 17:06:09 UTC

oh it actually is

2017-11-16 17:06:21 UTC

just assumed warsaw

2017-11-16 17:06:24 UTC

since meme sports team

2017-11-16 17:06:31 UTC

>weebs
ewww

2017-11-16 17:06:44 UTC

there's one kind of person who's worse than weebs

2017-11-16 17:06:48 UTC

koreaboo

2017-11-16 17:07:02 UTC

do these actually exist?

2017-11-16 17:07:05 UTC

oh yes

2017-11-16 17:07:14 UTC

what do they do instead of reading manga?

2017-11-16 17:07:19 UTC

they

2017-11-16 17:07:20 UTC

uh

2017-11-16 17:07:21 UTC

get plastic surgery?

2017-11-16 17:07:22 UTC

read manhwa

2017-11-16 17:07:22 UTC

stare at korean idol girls a lot

2017-11-16 17:07:35 UTC

be a retard and try to dance k-pop shit while being a landwhale

2017-11-16 17:07:40 UTC

idk why but all koreaboos are ugly

2017-11-16 17:07:41 UTC

holy shit

2017-11-16 17:07:44 UTC

my repressed memories

2017-11-16 17:07:47 UTC

pls dont

2017-11-16 17:08:00 UTC

they wear that one hanbok thing

2017-11-16 17:08:19 UTC

so you were into a koreabo landwhale?

2017-11-16 17:08:24 UTC

eww

2017-11-16 17:08:25 UTC

no

2017-11-16 17:08:30 UTC

blerh

2017-11-16 17:08:37 UTC

the other way around

2017-11-16 17:08:46 UTC

the thing is

2017-11-16 17:08:51 UTC

i was into her cute koreaboo friend

2017-11-16 17:09:03 UTC

tfw no belly gf

2017-11-16 17:09:34 UTC

Why do you have to remind me

2017-11-16 17:09:38 UTC

Criiiiiiiiiiii

2017-11-16 17:09:41 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ญ

2017-11-16 17:09:52 UTC

>having females be into you
>any at all
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2017-11-16 17:10:18 UTC

>he had to move to japan to get fem attention

2017-11-16 17:10:28 UTC

tfw

2017-11-16 17:10:29 UTC

to korea

2017-11-16 17:10:37 UTC

so uh

2017-11-16 17:10:39 UTC

youre

2017-11-16 17:10:41 UTC

shall we say

2017-11-16 17:10:42 UTC

a koreaboo

2017-11-16 17:10:46 UTC

i want to kill myself, ok?

2017-11-16 17:10:50 UTC

yeah sure

2017-11-16 17:10:54 UTC

i have no regard to korean culture either

2017-11-16 17:10:58 UTC

except movies

2017-11-16 17:11:07 UTC

so is it like a work thing

2017-11-16 17:11:18 UTC

I'm *totally* not doing a korean course on duolingo right now

2017-11-16 17:11:18 UTC

tfw probably going to brazil because of work

2017-11-16 17:11:42 UTC

well i mean you might as well

2017-11-16 17:11:45 UTC

yeah the work is reproduction

2017-11-16 17:11:45 UTC

since youre in korea

2017-11-16 17:11:50 UTC

i'm in warsaw

2017-11-16 17:11:51 UTC

uh

2017-11-16 17:12:11 UTC

im confoos

2017-11-16 17:12:17 UTC

brainlet

2017-11-16 17:12:23 UTC

i don't tell everything

2017-11-16 17:12:26 UTC

so if someone's listening

2017-11-16 17:12:29 UTC

they ask questions

2017-11-16 17:12:31 UTC

and i know they're listening

2017-11-16 17:12:34 UTC

and i feel important

2017-11-16 17:13:11 UTC

wroclaw > warsaw

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