Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 380602173941350400


2017-11-16 06:09:05 UTC  

tell your neighbors to stop being fags

2017-11-16 06:09:11 UTC  

This

2017-11-16 06:09:36 UTC  

Empathy is not to be wasted on pests

2017-11-16 06:10:34 UTC  

And meanwhile this thing is fucking SCREAMING, like, it was incredbily fucking loud

2017-11-16 06:11:31 UTC  

get an airgun, lad

2017-11-16 06:11:54 UTC  

Those are still "firearms" according to city law

2017-11-16 06:12:02 UTC  

haha, wut

2017-11-16 06:12:03 UTC  

so shooting it within city limits is a crime

2017-11-16 06:12:24 UTC  

it's like you're really in Sweden

2017-11-16 06:14:01 UTC  

But when we sell our house, it'll be worth 200k for our 3 br 1 ba, and I'll get a fucking mansion in a better state

2017-11-16 06:14:04 UTC  

fuck cities

2017-11-16 06:14:53 UTC  

wait, you have a chain link fence?

2017-11-16 06:15:15 UTC  

surrounding my property, yes. Then I have a smaller wooden fence around the garden

2017-11-16 06:15:45 UTC  

Luke Skywalker. Supposedly.

2017-11-16 06:15:54 UTC  

maybe try layering brick

2017-11-16 06:15:57 UTC  

looks like they fucking ran him through that makeup remover

2017-11-16 06:16:08 UTC  

the only thing I lay is pipe, fam

2017-11-16 06:16:08 UTC  

under the fence

2017-11-16 06:17:06 UTC  

maybe I'll buy camo and sit motionless in the garden, then smash the rabbits with a claw hammer

2017-11-16 06:17:09 UTC  

technically legal

2017-11-16 06:17:34 UTC  

Lmao

2017-11-16 06:17:37 UTC  

Good luck with that

2017-11-16 06:17:48 UTC  

Rabbits and lesbians' vision are based on motion

2017-11-16 06:17:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380602358620618752/Screenshot_20171116-011728.jpg

2017-11-16 06:18:05 UTC  

huh, thought I scaled the better

2017-11-16 06:18:07 UTC  

Apparently bows don't require a license here in Cuckistan.

2017-11-16 06:18:22 UTC  

I traded my compound bow for the fucking single shot 22

2017-11-16 06:18:24 UTC  

Regular firearms do. Even fucking TVs require it.

2017-11-16 06:18:30 UTC  

Well as I said. Can always buy traps

2017-11-16 06:19:43 UTC  

Would a slingshot be illegal over there?

2017-11-16 06:19:52 UTC  

😮

2017-11-16 06:19:57 UTC  

I...don't think so.

2017-11-16 06:20:08 UTC  

To Aliexpress!

2017-11-16 06:20:18 UTC  

>chink traps

2017-11-16 06:20:27 UTC  

Not even the vilest of vermin deserve that

2017-11-16 06:20:41 UTC  

IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

2017-11-16 06:20:56 UTC  

use a pellet

2017-11-16 06:21:27 UTC  

the bow slings are pretty anemic into you start moving up in draw weight

2017-11-16 06:21:51 UTC  

But this way, I can shoot the fuckers from inside my house, then drag them inside before the lesbians can start screeching