I was gonna machete its head off and "put it out of its misery", but my neighbors made me use bolt cutters to cut my fucking fence up to free it

Jesus

tell your neighbors to stop being fags

This

Empathy is not to be wasted on pests

And meanwhile this thing is fucking SCREAMING, like, it was incredbily fucking loud

get an airgun, lad

Those are still "firearms" according to city law

haha, wut

so shooting it within city limits is a crime

it's like you're really in Sweden

But when we sell our house, it'll be worth 200k for our 3 br 1 ba, and I'll get a fucking mansion in a better state

fuck cities

wait, you have a chain link fence?

surrounding my property, yes. Then I have a smaller wooden fence around the garden

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bxcHeOFaaF8/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEXCPYBEIoBSFryq4qpAwkIARUAAIhCGAE=&rs=AOn4CLD5_tIW2gX1QG_yede4wO1mNd6TrA

Luke Skywalker. Supposedly.

maybe try layering brick

looks like they fucking ran him through that makeup remover

the only thing I lay is pipe, fam

under the fence

maybe I'll buy camo and sit motionless in the garden, then smash the rabbits with a claw hammer

technically legal

Lmao

Good luck with that

Rabbits and lesbians' vision are based on motion

huh, thought I scaled the better

Apparently bows don't require a license here in Cuckistan.

I traded my compound bow for the fucking single shot 22

Regular firearms do. Even fucking TVs require it.

Well as I said. Can always buy traps

Would a slingshot be illegal over there?

😮

I...don't think so.

To Aliexpress!

>chink traps

Not even the vilest of vermin deserve that

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Adult-Powerful-Aim-Slingshot-Folding-Wrist-Catapult-Professional-Hunter-Hunting-Sling-Shot/32520598718.html

IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

use a pellet