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2018-04-11 12:22:48 UTC

@Joldberg '78 china

2018-04-11 12:23:44 UTC

was the grass actually greener?

2018-04-11 12:23:49 UTC

And 2000 China was also garbage

2018-04-11 12:24:26 UTC

When China opened up to investors in '78 a lot of Chinese left

2018-04-11 12:24:35 UTC

They saw what the rest of the world looked like basically

2018-04-11 12:28:03 UTC

chinas situation reminds of a phrase. be wary of whom does not share knowledge

2018-04-11 12:30:44 UTC

Reminder that QWERTY is superior to QWERTZ

2018-04-11 12:30:48 UTC

Oh ffs

Life is a horrific farce, a cycle of meaningless violence built upon lies. The greatest lie of all being that there is purpose to our existence. <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2018-04-11 12:31:03 UTC

Discord scrolling goofed me again

2018-04-11 12:31:39 UTC

life is too tragic to remain in the dull and boring

2018-04-11 12:33:45 UTC

Yet here we are

2018-04-11 12:33:51 UTC

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-04-11 12:34:46 UTC

๐ŸŽ‹

2018-04-11 12:36:15 UTC

WATCH IT CHRISSY ๐Ÿค˜

2018-04-11 12:36:58 UTC

Dissapear you queer

2018-04-11 12:37:21 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-04-11 12:38:22 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ”ซ

2018-04-11 12:39:48 UTC

Kek room full of fags

2018-04-11 12:41:58 UTC

Excuse me, we're all just open minded

2018-04-11 12:42:19 UTC

Except ๐Ÿฆ

2018-04-11 12:42:26 UTC

He gay af

2018-04-11 12:44:44 UTC

ur in the room too buddy

2018-04-11 12:55:07 UTC

anyone researching personal development?

2018-04-11 12:55:40 UTC

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2018-04-11 12:55:47 UTC

I'm not gay

2018-04-11 12:55:49 UTC

thisisit.wav

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433611129860653056/unknown.png

2018-04-11 12:56:05 UTC

Powwwww

2018-04-11 12:56:12 UTC

WADUDUDUDU

2018-04-11 12:56:22 UTC

POW POPOW WOW WOP WOP

2018-04-11 12:59:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433612097067286528/image.jpg

2018-04-11 12:59:54 UTC

can i get a chink desk like this

2018-04-11 13:00:04 UTC

Henlo faggot

2018-04-11 13:00:39 UTC

shhh

2018-04-11 13:00:45 UTC

lewd

2018-04-11 13:00:55 UTC

Im getting olive dark from the sun

2018-04-11 13:01:13 UTC

uwu thas hot

2018-04-11 13:01:27 UTC

Its too hotttt

2018-04-11 13:01:59 UTC

that is some really awkward design

2018-04-11 13:04:14 UTC

remember that womyn game journalist who claimed she was tbagged at pax by the devs?

2018-04-11 13:04:21 UTC

standing desk master race

2018-04-11 13:04:23 UTC

the game wasnt even demoing at pax

2018-04-11 13:04:53 UTC

Yes

2018-04-11 13:04:57 UTC

KEK

2018-04-11 13:05:04 UTC

What

2018-04-11 13:05:06 UTC

female autism

2018-04-11 13:05:25 UTC

Wtf

2018-04-11 13:05:32 UTC

A french family in my village

2018-04-11 13:05:38 UTC

They invited us over

2018-04-11 13:08:03 UTC

Theyre rich Northeners

2018-04-11 13:11:53 UTC

Bring a knife

2018-04-11 13:12:23 UTC

They might need your organs or want to rape you

2018-04-11 13:12:40 UTC

In a painful sick way, not porn way

2018-04-11 13:14:59 UTC

Sad!

2018-04-11 13:15:15 UTC

We need a French movie like Funny Games

2018-04-11 13:15:34 UTC

About rich French northeners getting tortured

2018-04-11 13:15:45 UTC

The American version was awful

2018-04-11 13:16:16 UTC

German version really captured the rich Germans well

2018-04-11 13:19:37 UTC

Americans cannot into adapations because the thought process is completely different from a potentiality valid reason to remake a foreign film like localization to make the overall story make more sense to audiences. Most do it here because it is a cheap way to make money because the script is already paid for

2018-04-11 13:27:13 UTC

I just want to see more sexy Michael Pitt in a creepy preppy golf valley outfit

2018-04-11 13:44:18 UTC

@Shrimpf martyrs style?

2018-04-11 13:56:00 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-04-11 14:56:23 UTC

am broke again

2018-04-11 14:56:57 UTC
2018-04-11 14:57:03 UTC

FeelsbadMan

2018-04-11 14:59:27 UTC

>being extorted by aussies

2018-04-11 15:06:30 UTC

Daily reminder that 30% of all French-Belgians in Wallonia are unemployed

2018-04-11 15:06:39 UTC

Daily reminder that Wallonia has never recovered from the post-war period

2018-04-11 15:06:50 UTC

Daily reminder that Wallonia has never recovered from the steel crisis

2018-04-11 15:06:53 UTC
2018-04-11 15:07:14 UTC

Daily reminder that Wallonia still votes in favor of left-wing politics and economics

2018-04-11 15:07:27 UTC

Daily reminder Wallonia keeps Flanders in a political gridlock of left-wing economic decisions

2018-04-11 15:07:43 UTC

D A I L Y R E M I N D E R

2018-04-11 15:07:51 UTC

We annex all and let the economists sort them out

2018-04-11 15:08:03 UTC

daily reminder that shrimp is faggot with REALLY small hands

2018-04-11 15:08:07 UTC

What about my poor bi-racial ass then

2018-04-11 15:08:21 UTC

backto normandy

2018-04-11 15:08:30 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ข

2018-04-11 15:08:38 UTC

But I'm French-Dutch

2018-04-11 15:08:47 UTC

They are belgium's problem, let them keep it

2018-04-11 15:09:08 UTC

They haven't fixed them in the last 60 years tho

2018-04-11 15:09:11 UTC

problems are there to be solved

2018-04-11 15:09:24 UTC

Wallonia is dirtpoor

2018-04-11 15:09:30 UTC

HAHA small hends

2018-04-11 15:09:39 UTC

imagine having small hands tho

2018-04-11 15:09:51 UTC

I've been there a bunch of times and it's really dirty and chaotic

2018-04-11 15:09:53 UTC

makes your peepee look biggur in diqpics xD

2018-04-11 15:10:21 UTC

You cant fix it if the people there aren't able to, the cycle of high taxes leading to social stagnation and voting in more financial aid doesnt stop

2018-04-11 15:10:38 UTC

Gibs are eternal

2018-04-11 15:10:47 UTC

Wallonia is reliant on Flanders

2018-04-11 15:11:01 UTC

While at the same time being a hell for Wallonia because all of the economic prosperity is moved to Flanders

2018-04-11 15:11:08 UTC

any of you fags willing to help me find solution for unrooting my phone without fucking bootloop, because every time I unroot it, it gets stuck in bootloop

2018-04-11 15:11:42 UTC

superior port access and a newfound sense of pride coming from enjoying the fruits of labour will propel the walloonish mindset into the 21st Germanic century. By showing what Social Nationalism can do, The Netherlands will rightfully claim their place as a European hegemony and fulfill it's sacred duty of stewardship whilst propelling scientific and moral progress to heights never seen before.

2018-04-11 15:11:43 UTC

i know

2018-04-11 15:11:46 UTC

If they'd go independent Wallonia would almost certainly collapse

2018-04-11 15:11:50 UTC

@MrChubbs take out the battery and put it back in after a day

2018-04-11 15:12:08 UTC

@johnfrum its xiaomeme redmeme note 4

2018-04-11 15:12:13 UTC

cant remove it

2018-04-11 15:12:22 UTC

@Turbo Kek

2018-04-11 15:12:24 UTC

Hairdrier and a bit of credit card

2018-04-11 15:12:34 UTC

Tfw I'm basically a Walloon racially

2018-04-11 15:12:37 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-04-11 15:13:09 UTC

i dont want to fuck it up even more, so that is out of question

2018-04-11 15:13:11 UTC

fuq

2018-04-11 15:13:12 UTC

walloon, french, it's basically the genetic equivalent of choosing between the vaginal douche and the shit sandwich

2018-04-11 15:13:13 UTC

I'm some weird mixture of Dutch, Breton, French

2018-04-11 15:13:14 UTC

i'm totally fucked

2018-04-11 15:13:34 UTC

>Implying Dutch is different from German

2018-04-11 15:13:39 UTC

Check youtube for pajeet vids

2018-04-11 15:13:59 UTC

Dutch is more germanic than Germans

2018-04-11 15:14:01 UTC

i've seen too many pajeet vids

2018-04-11 15:14:05 UTC

Watch Two Days One Night

2018-04-11 15:14:09 UTC

i'm mortified by their voices

2018-04-11 15:14:09 UTC

You are going to see mkre

2018-04-11 15:14:14 UTC

it's cringe af

2018-04-11 15:14:18 UTC

It's a French-Belgian film that's basically symbolic for the Belgian situation

2018-04-11 15:14:44 UTC

They all have mild autism but that is also what makes them pump out so many chinkshit fixing vids

2018-04-11 15:15:00 UTC

bollywood is great though

2018-04-11 15:15:11 UTC

Walloon boys are better

2018-04-11 15:15:12 UTC

But mildly autistic

2018-04-11 15:15:25 UTC

perfect for the simple soul that wants to watch musical tier movies at home

2018-04-11 15:15:26 UTC

Both bollywood and walloons

2018-04-11 15:15:57 UTC

Walloons are functionally the hottest between Netherlands, Flanders, Brussels, Wallonia, and Luxembourgh

2018-04-11 15:16:23 UTC

Tho Flemish girls make my peepee hard

2018-04-11 15:18:51 UTC

Daily reminder Frisia isn't Dutch

2018-04-11 15:19:33 UTC

fryslan boppe

2018-04-11 15:19:41 UTC

Delet this

2018-04-11 15:19:45 UTC

Frisians are snowniggers

2018-04-11 15:20:09 UTC

i had a classmate from leeuwarden who asserted he was not frisian

2018-04-11 15:20:15 UTC

Kek

2018-04-11 15:20:16 UTC

it's like a small enclave really

2018-04-11 15:20:19 UTC

I know people from Urk

2018-04-11 15:20:25 UTC

And I can't understand a word they say

2018-04-11 15:20:42 UTC

i can understand drents and some frysian

2018-04-11 15:20:46 UTC

but not speak either

2018-04-11 15:20:54 UTC

IN URK ZIE JE GEEN TURK

2018-04-11 15:21:02 UTC

kek

2018-04-11 15:22:31 UTC

Kan nie bijhouwe kiek

2018-04-11 15:22:48 UTC

Ik sie lache ende in de foto

2018-04-11 15:23:10 UTC

Do you know how they call cocaine in Urk

2018-04-11 15:23:14 UTC
2018-04-11 15:23:16 UTC

Schar

2018-04-11 15:23:40 UTC

hm?

2018-04-11 15:23:46 UTC

German is hotter than French, debate me

2018-04-11 15:23:56 UTC

I won't

2018-04-11 15:24:05 UTC

Germany makes the best bois

2018-04-11 15:24:13 UTC

gay

2018-04-11 15:24:16 UTC
2018-04-11 15:24:22 UTC

Welcome to the botnet

2018-04-11 15:24:35 UTC

>new standard

2018-04-11 15:24:59 UTC

Yeah this seems like another competing standard

2018-04-11 15:25:01 UTC

biometrics have long been considered bad passwords

2018-04-11 15:25:09 UTC

they're not passwords they're identifiers

2018-04-11 15:25:13 UTC

and they should not be used as passwords

2018-04-11 15:25:26 UTC

0297

2018-04-11 15:25:28 UTC

Vechten voor je leven

2018-04-11 15:25:48 UTC

Biometrics are alson an incredible hass when it comes to authenticating

2018-04-11 15:26:04 UTC

If it involves buying anything new the chances of adoption are about as slim as laserdisk

2018-04-11 15:26:04 UTC

And if you can't store passwords safely? Why would I trust you with my biometrics

2018-04-11 15:26:05 UTC

Do people still use them?

2018-04-11 15:26:29 UTC

@johnfrum all it takes is for chrome to expose the api to javascript

2018-04-11 15:26:32 UTC

most phones have them these days

2018-04-11 15:26:33 UTC

I know my girlfriend uses biometric and I told her not to

2018-04-11 15:26:35 UTC

a lot of laptops too

2018-04-11 15:26:48 UTC

Oh you mean fingerprints?

2018-04-11 15:26:56 UTC

I even proved my point by grabbing her Iphone

2018-04-11 15:27:05 UTC

And licking hers and pressing it on tape

2018-04-11 15:27:07 UTC

And then opening her phone

2018-04-11 15:28:14 UTC

I wish I had mkre coffee because I thought you E.T touched her finger with your spittle covered finger and wondered what the fuck you were talking about

2018-04-11 15:28:15 UTC

Kek

2018-04-11 15:28:35 UTC

Kek

2018-04-11 15:28:54 UTC

Lmao

2018-04-11 15:28:55 UTC

shrimp's gf confirmed to be android

2018-04-11 15:29:02 UTC

Paranoid Android

2018-04-11 15:29:09 UTC

Shrimp confirmed alien

2018-04-11 15:29:10 UTC

with fingerprint auth <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-11 15:29:19 UTC

Like Chobits?

2018-04-11 15:29:23 UTC

Thatโ€™s why he talks about politics so much

2018-04-11 15:29:42 UTC

Heโ€™s trying to find ways to destroy our society <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-04-11 15:30:21 UTC

Calm it down guys, I am just a default mode like you

2018-04-11 15:31:20 UTC

Fingerprinting is something normies will be scared off by not by any fear of privacy but fear of significant others using thier sleeping hands to find out what thots they are talking tk

2018-04-11 15:32:01 UTC

My gf broke into my laptop once

2018-04-11 15:32:11 UTC

And I told her I would break it off straight away if she ever dared doing that again

2018-04-11 15:32:14 UTC

THOT PATROLLED

2018-04-11 15:33:03 UTC

I honestly wouldnt care, I grew up with one computor shared between everyone in the family.

2018-04-11 15:33:17 UTC

Mexican detected

2018-04-11 15:34:19 UTC

I mean, it wasnt unusual fuckers were like 600 dollars

2018-04-11 15:34:35 UTC

thats a lot of money for a lower middle class family

2018-04-11 15:34:39 UTC

Reminder that in Urk they pierce baby ears and give them a fishers earring to wear @Turbo @Goz3rr @Jobplane

2018-04-11 15:35:16 UTC

Brutal
Pirates from birth

reminder that in the US they pay people to cut off a baby boy's penis skin

2018-04-11 15:35:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433651363851796480/22b482320ak_3.jpg

2018-04-11 15:35:55 UTC

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

2018-04-11 15:36:34 UTC

I imagine most have a subtle gold earring

2018-04-11 15:36:41 UTC

Wait so how did the fingerlicking work

2018-04-11 15:36:41 UTC

In Urk zie je geen Turk @AstroJannah

2018-04-11 15:37:28 UTC

Like this

2018-04-11 15:37:42 UTC

@Turbo her phine was a slut

2018-04-11 15:38:27 UTC

Just lick a piece of tape

2018-04-11 15:38:32 UTC

Make her press it

2018-04-11 15:38:35 UTC

And then open her phone

2018-04-11 15:39:21 UTC

Eh, that sounds a bit localized to people who are on thot patrol

2018-04-11 15:39:47 UTC

It took some adjusting tho

2018-04-11 15:39:57 UTC

It wasn't super convenient and I didn't entirely prove my point

2018-04-11 15:39:58 UTC

;_;

2018-04-11 15:40:00 UTC

Thot patrol never ends.

2018-04-11 15:40:37 UTC

@Jobplane New skins are garbage

2018-04-11 15:40:43 UTC

nah fam

2018-04-11 15:40:49 UTC

Yes fam

2018-04-11 15:40:52 UTC

Moira skin is great

2018-04-11 15:40:57 UTC

and so is hanzo's

2018-04-11 15:41:00 UTC

rest is meh

2018-04-11 15:41:02 UTC

His benis is happy and thats what skins are for

2018-04-11 15:41:04 UTC

>Hanzo

2018-04-11 15:41:05 UTC

M'LADY

2018-04-11 15:41:19 UTC

I only had a semi-circumcision

2018-04-11 15:41:23 UTC

Does that make me a half-jew

2018-04-11 15:41:28 UTC

>benis Happy
>Moira

2018-04-11 15:41:30 UTC

pick one

2018-04-11 15:41:59 UTC

Moira looks like she's packing a cock

2018-04-11 15:42:15 UTC

Shrimp can you cool down or slow down your red hot spinning core of nickle iron homosex for one day

2018-04-11 15:43:14 UTC

b-b-b-utt the male beauty!

2018-04-11 15:43:59 UTC

I'm not being a fag

2018-04-11 15:44:11 UTC

I'm just saying she looks like a tranny

2018-04-11 15:44:29 UTC

Oh, I thought you would be into that

2018-04-11 15:44:41 UTC

john nickel and iron dont make alloys fgt

2018-04-11 15:44:50 UTC

certainly not ones that melt as easily as nickel

2018-04-11 15:45:09 UTC

You fucking MOB redneck

2018-04-11 15:45:16 UTC

go back to bitching at my fucking furry porn

2018-04-11 15:45:39 UTC

Firdt of all they do, they are just expensive superalloys and second of all they certainly do in the earths core

2018-04-11 15:45:49 UTC

It was a gravity joke.

2018-04-11 15:45:56 UTC

I'm not into trannies

2018-04-11 15:46:18 UTC

@Shrimpf i mean futa isnt really trannies

2018-04-11 15:46:19 UTC

traps arent trannies so im not into trannies either

2018-04-11 15:46:24 UTC

I'm into cute Flemish girls

2018-04-11 15:46:29 UTC

futa is trannies

2018-04-11 15:46:31 UTC

lmao

2018-04-11 15:46:39 UTC

do not defend ur dickgirl fetish here

2018-04-11 15:46:40 UTC

Thats like saying a unicorn is a hirse

2018-04-11 15:46:53 UTC

Futas dont exist and I'm not into then

2018-04-11 15:46:56 UTC

no

2018-04-11 15:46:59 UTC

a unicorn is a horse with a horn

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