Message from @Shrimpf
Discord ID: 433649760780550155
Biometrics are alson an incredible hass when it comes to authenticating
If it involves buying anything new the chances of adoption are about as slim as laserdisk
And if you can't store passwords safely? Why would I trust you with my biometrics
Do people still use them?
most phones have them these days
I know my girlfriend uses biometric and I told her not to
a lot of laptops too
Oh you mean fingerprints?
I even proved my point by grabbing her Iphone
And licking hers and pressing it on tape
And then opening her phone
I wish I had mkre coffee because I thought you E.T touched her finger with your spittle covered finger and wondered what the fuck you were talking about
Kek
Kek
Lmao
shrimp's gf confirmed to be android
Paranoid Android
Shrimp confirmed alien
with fingerprint auth <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Thatβs why he talks about politics so much
Heβs trying to find ways to destroy our society <:thenk:329322130804047872>
Calm it down guys, I am just a default mode like you
Fingerprinting is something normies will be scared off by not by any fear of privacy but fear of significant others using thier sleeping hands to find out what thots they are talking tk
My gf broke into my laptop once
And I told her I would break it off straight away if she ever dared doing that again
THOT PATROLLED
I honestly wouldnt care, I grew up with one computor shared between everyone in the family.
Mexican detected
break into my laptop again and i'll break your nose, bitch
<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>
I mean, it wasnt unusual fuckers were like 600 dollars
thats a lot of money for a lower middle class family
Brutal
Pirates from birth
reminder that in the US they pay people to cut off a baby boy's penis skin
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I imagine most have a subtle gold earring
Wait so how did the fingerlicking work