"Goldsmith the Cuck Engine(tm)"

how many views?

visits

50k clicks / day without bots

on good days

didn't calculate an average in a while tbh

50k sorry.... half million would be a dream

What gave you the idea of running a porn site and how long did it take to build <:thenk:329322130804047872>

my brother is a consultant and he had a porn producer client and so he had the idea

I just programmed it, took me two weeks for a minimum version

kek

I was a bored student anyway

he was able to do some PHP so he helped and the complete backend is a mess since he's an economist and not a computer scientist

half of the spiders are written in PHP, half in Java

then after some years I paid some Polish company to write more spiders and they used python

So basically every time a site breaks we don't know what to do but that happens like once a year

otherwise it's 0 maintenance

2 years ago he suggested to stock up the income and make a major refactor of the entire project and try to scale it big with investing in advertisement and so on

but we didn't, somehow

just make an ama on reddit and you'll be good

everyone on reddit is 15 anyway so that works

kek good idea

they'd literally be circlejerking at the idea of an ama with a porn site dev

exact reason pornhub got popular there

pornhub is our main source of income since they have a huge and well-paying webmaster program

they're amazing

Daily reminder *sigh* https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/42188063

Kids born in 2000 are now old enough to post on r9k <:hms:311152554618912768>

nice

how does this make you feel?

you can legally have sex with a girl born in 2003 in Germany now

nice

i love high school girls
i get older, and they don't

and here I am, wasting time with my old 1995 lady

wtf

my girl is older than me

jelly

tfw 1999 kiddo

I'm 1989 and she's 1995

it's truly over for me, i think <:thenk:329322130804047872>

i'm 1994 she's 1991

yeah transience

nice

you were born after Half Life 1

i should call you trashsience

delet this

>kids these days will never play cs 1.6 over LAN together at their weird friend's house after carrying their tower + CRT over half town because laptops were not affordable

i just had no friends!

damn

1994.... you didn't use CRTs

that's like being offered a million dollars and saying no

I remember my first TFT was in the early 2000s

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

it was around cs:s release but I didn't use it for gaming

because my CRT was smoother

i used a crt

15"

first pc in 1999

Also my counter strike config file was not optimized for the tft

and then 17" flatron

counter strike lan parties were the reason to live

i think i got a 16:10 samseong tft in 2007

Glorious panasoniv viesta plasma panel

Best there is

plasma panel? enjoy your 800x600 or 1024x768 if you were rich

Viera/viesta what ever

Those are "new stuff" tho

Used to have shitty scaleon p400 crt in old days

Before that magnavox

And what ever the shit olivetti had as their ion cann---crt monitor

your family fell for the Olivetti meme?

mine too

Iirc won it

Top of the line model

Decent for dukenukem and stuff

their OS modifications were so super buggy I remember

they tried to simplify DOS but it barely worked

Ye

But they were good enough id say

it was our "living room / family computer" for half decade

later sold on ebay, I wonder how much it would be worth today

We still have our olivetti

But not much

@Tervy alibaba cloud meetup when??? <:smail:379313786193969152>

this is why I plan to buy a body pillow

I can relate.

tfw my costume never arrived

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-42527880 🤔

I hope they follow him

tfw nobody will dab when you are kill

did @fuckthapolice sober up okay?

he suffered the same fate as @Ankka after fedora saw his selfie

notice how they both went missing after fedora saw them

@Ankka are you ded

to be fair, fuckthapolice really does look like Desperate Dan

he looks like a cartoon human

R.I.P. Rick

Also disappointed by what is considered a "gourmet" burger in the UK:
>bun is obviously pre-baked industrial shit
>chicken is over spiced
>"medium" beef is dry af