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2017-12-04 22:14:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/387366056156594178/1511236347989.jpg

2017-12-04 22:14:30 UTC

Who honestly cares that badly about going bald tho unless they're female or a fag

2017-12-04 22:14:38 UTC

I couldnt give a shit if i bald in 30s

2017-12-04 22:14:42 UTC

females care about bald men

2017-12-04 22:14:44 UTC

by that

2017-12-04 22:14:46 UTC

Im gonna just go full on bald then

2017-12-04 22:14:47 UTC

they don't mate with them

2017-12-04 22:14:50 UTC

T.Balding

2017-12-04 22:15:13 UTC

Less on average*, because most people who bald have bad genetics or are stressed the fuck out.

2017-12-04 22:15:40 UTC

Most people's hair starts thinning at mid 30s

2017-12-04 22:15:41 UTC

If you're bald but just a baller, there's no problem with getting a woman. Getting women is easy. Don't be a bitch.

2017-12-04 22:15:47 UTC

If you havent made a girl pregnant by 30

2017-12-04 22:16:02 UTC

Youre a failure

2017-12-04 22:16:08 UTC

Yeah, dad puts it as a biological clock for men, kek

2017-12-04 22:16:41 UTC

>millionaire
>women are thots
>turn 30
>no kids
>lol guess im a loser

2017-12-04 22:16:58 UTC

I mean, on average that is the case

2017-12-04 22:16:59 UTC

Fuck kids and fuck having them.

2017-12-04 22:17:18 UTC

im gonna impregnate my gf before 30

2017-12-04 22:17:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/387366854404079616/Screenshot-2017-12-4_Speedtest_by_Ookla_-_The_Global_Broadband_Speed_Test.png

2017-12-04 22:17:44 UTC

I forgot to post this yesterday

2017-12-04 22:17:47 UTC

speedlets BTFO

2017-12-04 22:17:47 UTC

I only date young

2017-12-04 22:18:06 UTC

I think the real failures are the sheepy tards that let society constrict them in such a rigid way.

2017-12-04 22:18:13 UTC

If you don't want kids, don't have them.

2017-12-04 22:18:15 UTC

Lul

2017-12-04 22:18:21 UTC

Most people want kids, tbh.

2017-12-04 22:18:28 UTC

T.Existentialist

2017-12-04 22:18:36 UTC

@fedora high test life love me some thickies

2017-12-04 22:18:38 UTC

I want kid(s). Sometime within the next 2 years

2017-12-04 22:18:48 UTC

Good

2017-12-04 22:19:21 UTC

Already have names picked out and errythang

2017-12-04 22:19:23 UTC

@Deleted User i like thicc girls too

2017-12-04 22:19:27 UTC

Same here

2017-12-04 22:19:34 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2017-12-04 22:20:01 UTC

tfw empornium is down

2017-12-04 22:20:05 UTC

Ruza the girl

2017-12-04 22:20:24 UTC

>not ending your bloodline right here

2017-12-04 22:20:38 UTC

All we're 100% on is that a boy will be named Issac

2017-12-04 22:21:01 UTC

We're not sure on a boy yet

2017-12-04 22:21:14 UTC

are you a jew?

2017-12-04 22:21:24 UTC

Christian prolly

2017-12-04 22:21:39 UTC

I'm not religious at all

2017-12-04 22:21:43 UTC

Golden Sun, Nigga

2017-12-04 22:21:57 UTC

Advance?

2017-12-04 22:22:04 UTC

suh, bruh

2017-12-04 22:22:24 UTC

That lightning system was kino

2017-12-04 22:22:25 UTC

Isaac is a nice name

2017-12-04 22:22:40 UTC

Pascal is the best name

2017-12-04 22:22:43 UTC

wow, that 4 loko drunk lasted only for like, an hour

2017-12-04 22:22:47 UTC

iirc the name Isaac is mentioned in the old testament and old testament names are often used by Jews

2017-12-04 22:22:48 UTC

now i'm back to normal

2017-12-04 22:22:52 UTC

trime to get that succ

2017-12-04 22:22:55 UTC

Is it bad to name your kid after you

2017-12-04 22:23:18 UTC

Pascal JR

2017-12-04 22:23:34 UTC

we will have huge naming problems once we have a child

2017-12-04 22:23:39 UTC

@porco old testament names are great, shame only jews and hyper religious people have a stake in them.

2017-12-04 22:24:11 UTC

Ill name my son Auschwitz

2017-12-04 22:24:17 UTC

EDGY

2017-12-04 22:24:26 UTC

UPVOTED

2017-12-04 22:24:33 UTC

HA HA I'LL NAME MY KID NIGGER WON'T THAT BE FUNNY

2017-12-04 22:24:38 UTC

my family will pressure on a biblical name in an Italian variant since most of my family is quite religious... her parents will pressure on a Chinese name

2017-12-04 22:24:41 UTC

LEFTISTS BTFO

2017-12-04 22:24:42 UTC

Thank you dear sir

2017-12-04 22:25:05 UTC

@porco just find a name that sounds close to either like Mary/ Mari

2017-12-04 22:25:12 UTC

Does she enjoy the white bbc

2017-12-04 22:25:17 UTC

we thought about that

2017-12-04 22:25:57 UTC

Name your kid Elliot Rodger

2017-12-04 22:26:11 UTC

another racemixing degenerate German friend of mine which went with a Hongkongese ended up naming their daughter Yasmin

2017-12-04 22:26:25 UTC

My gf won

2017-12-04 22:26:29 UTC

Yasmin is fairly common in Germany and not hard to pronounce for chinks

2017-12-04 22:26:41 UTC

So our kid will get a Serbian name

2017-12-04 22:26:50 UTC

Luka^

2017-12-04 22:26:59 UTC

Brazi

2017-12-04 22:27:04 UTC

Ranko

2017-12-04 22:27:07 UTC

boy or girl

2017-12-04 22:27:23 UTC

Name your kid Qin

2017-12-04 22:27:37 UTC

Or Han

2017-12-04 22:27:55 UTC

Vuka

2017-12-04 22:28:03 UTC

@porco did you decide it wasn't a good idea?

2017-12-04 22:28:23 UTC

@johnfrum we didn't decide, kids are still a while to go

2017-12-04 22:28:39 UTC

When you go to bed and it's comfy

2017-12-04 22:28:41 UTC

I went back to uni on part time since October so I can graduate mathematics

2017-12-04 22:28:43 UTC

":)"

2017-12-04 22:28:54 UTC

So I'll need a few years before thinking of family

2017-12-04 22:29:11 UTC

Name your kid Mao

2017-12-04 22:29:29 UTC

which character? Cat, fur or hat?

2017-12-04 22:29:39 UTC

L Mao. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-04 22:29:59 UTC

Mao bigDong

2017-12-04 22:30:26 UTC

My gf's family name is Chiang but she opposes calling our kid Kai-Shek in any possible way

2017-12-04 22:30:53 UTC

Wow, terrible sport.

2017-12-04 22:30:56 UTC

Name your kid short round

2017-12-04 22:31:33 UTC

please explain

2017-12-04 22:31:58 UTC

Chinese kid from Indiana Jones

2017-12-04 22:32:30 UTC

Does your gf like to snap whale necks in her spare time

2017-12-04 22:32:50 UTC

please explain that one, too

2017-12-04 22:33:01 UTC

Chinese love whale hunting

2017-12-04 22:33:10 UTC

oh mine's a pussy

2017-12-04 22:33:20 UTC

A what

2017-12-04 22:33:24 UTC

when we went to Japan she didn't want to eat whale at all

2017-12-04 22:33:45 UTC

Kek

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