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2017-12-04 22:02:12 UTC

get the one closest to your skin tone, it goes transluscent and matches your skin when it dries

2017-12-04 22:02:22 UTC

niqqa i started using all those face skin care products

2017-12-04 22:02:27 UTC

I dont need pussy ass skincare routines

2017-12-04 22:02:28 UTC

don't say i don't do shit

2017-12-04 22:02:30 UTC

because i try

2017-12-04 22:02:32 UTC

it doesn't cover like a full coverage foundation, but it looks a lot more natural

2017-12-04 22:02:39 UTC

also moisturizes the face and is sunscreen

2017-12-04 22:02:50 UTC

I used to do them when i was insecure 16 year old with oily face

2017-12-04 22:03:04 UTC

I have perfect skin

2017-12-04 22:03:13 UTC

drink water and avoid the sun, boom i just saved you time and you can now avoid all this faggy shit

2017-12-04 22:03:16 UTC

Because I do routine

2017-12-04 22:03:21 UTC

two liters of water every day

2017-12-04 22:03:25 UTC

because tea is good

2017-12-04 22:03:36 UTC

Two liters of cum

2017-12-04 22:03:49 UTC

๐Ÿ‘…

2017-12-04 22:04:13 UTC

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-12-04 22:04:49 UTC

Skincare routines are most soyboy thing i have ever seen ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-12-04 22:04:54 UTC

Ngl fams

2017-12-04 22:05:10 UTC

kys and stop bullying twinks to make yourself feel better

2017-12-04 22:05:14 UTC

i mean gl with ur winkled face at 35 i guess

2017-12-04 22:05:23 UTC

what if i want to be the soyboy

2017-12-04 22:05:35 UTC

Winkled? <:smail:379313786193969152>

2017-12-04 22:05:36 UTC

you want to be in soyboy general?????

2017-12-04 22:05:42 UTC

Im not a twink

2017-12-04 22:05:50 UTC

your average person doesnt get face wrinkles at 35, faggots in the gay community look that way at 35 because of meth and hiv

2017-12-04 22:05:54 UTC

My skin looks like a minefield without skin routine

2017-12-04 22:05:57 UTC

Oh wrinkle

2017-12-04 22:06:07 UTC

Yea im not gonna give a shit when im 35

2017-12-04 22:06:17 UTC

I probably fucked more girls than you did in that timespan

2017-12-04 22:06:24 UTC

And i rather look like a man than 12 year old boy at that point

2017-12-04 22:06:25 UTC

yes because youll be dead

2017-12-04 22:06:34 UTC

you'll stare at yourself in the mirror and see the crowsfeet and think "why, why didnt i listen, i could have stopped this"

2017-12-04 22:06:44 UTC

fellas is it gay to visit a cosmetics place to get all of ur blackheads and zits and pimples removed from ur face

2017-12-04 22:06:46 UTC

This

2017-12-04 22:07:01 UTC

Differin at 20

2017-12-04 22:07:09 UTC

Or differin at 45

2017-12-04 22:08:14 UTC

i guess if you _really_ don't wanna put a couple minutes of effort into taking care of your face though, you could hide it under a beard

2017-12-04 22:08:22 UTC

those are going out of style soon though, comes in cycles

2017-12-04 22:08:30 UTC

meanwhile Chad can do absolutely no skincare and shower once a month and still get a different femoid every day

2017-12-04 22:08:35 UTC

I can't grow a beard

2017-12-04 22:08:42 UTC

Too much soy in my system

2017-12-04 22:08:44 UTC

Thank god i can grow a beard if i let it stay

2017-12-04 22:08:53 UTC

Imagine being so low test

2017-12-04 22:08:54 UTC

i wish i couldn't grow a beard

2017-12-04 22:08:57 UTC

shaving is a pain

2017-12-04 22:09:05 UTC

I only grow a stache and a goatee

2017-12-04 22:09:07 UTC

shaving takes so much more time than skincare i hate it

2017-12-04 22:09:09 UTC

i shave once a month or so

2017-12-04 22:09:17 UTC

just so there's no grass

2017-12-04 22:09:25 UTC

Thats mad gay

2017-12-04 22:09:37 UTC

that's how it is

2017-12-04 22:09:50 UTC

also tfw shoulders and chest too broad to ever pass as a gril

2017-12-04 22:09:52 UTC

:<

2017-12-04 22:09:53 UTC

@Shrimpf @Kaytee do you want to join /soyboy general/

2017-12-04 22:10:09 UTC

I aint a faggot

2017-12-04 22:10:17 UTC

You sure seem like one

2017-12-04 22:10:17 UTC

I have a test problem

2017-12-04 22:10:18 UTC

sounds amusing

2017-12-04 22:10:24 UTC

Im more man than both of you

2017-12-04 22:10:29 UTC

Prove it

2017-12-04 22:10:35 UTC

wanna trade, shrimp

2017-12-04 22:10:39 UTC

i have too much test i hate it

2017-12-04 22:10:55 UTC

I have too much test too

2017-12-04 22:10:56 UTC

>test problem
>man

2017-12-04 22:10:59 UTC

o

2017-12-04 22:11:05 UTC

I need meds

2017-12-04 22:11:16 UTC

Its called nature last time i checked

2017-12-04 22:11:23 UTC

My chest and shoulders are huge

2017-12-04 22:11:25 UTC

testies get out

2017-12-04 22:11:27 UTC

same

2017-12-04 22:11:31 UTC

Nah I make way too much test

2017-12-04 22:11:37 UTC

and i put on muscle way too east

2017-12-04 22:11:39 UTC

easy

2017-12-04 22:11:42 UTC

Same here

2017-12-04 22:11:50 UTC

high insulin sensitivity, high test, wasted on a fucking trans girl

2017-12-04 22:11:50 UTC

Did a blood test

2017-12-04 22:12:08 UTC

fap more

2017-12-04 22:12:08 UTC

I have 2 twitch muscle fibers

2017-12-04 22:12:09 UTC

@Kaytee are you trap owo

2017-12-04 22:12:09 UTC

it removes it

2017-12-04 22:12:15 UTC

drink more cummies

2017-12-04 22:12:29 UTC

And my test is abnormally high

2017-12-04 22:12:32 UTC

@Shrimpf are you trap too

2017-12-04 22:12:48 UTC

No Im not dad

2017-12-04 22:12:53 UTC

Since i dont know how you guys can complain about high test otherwise

2017-12-04 22:12:55 UTC

basically i've kinda settled on never being able to be more feminine than one of those /d/ orc girls

2017-12-04 22:13:09 UTC

high test causes balding

2017-12-04 22:13:13 UTC

It does

2017-12-04 22:13:16 UTC

Being high test is great

2017-12-04 22:13:17 UTC

;_;

2017-12-04 22:13:21 UTC

it's why you see middle aged bankers bald on top

2017-12-04 22:13:23 UTC

Its not

2017-12-04 22:13:24 UTC

What test

2017-12-04 22:13:27 UTC

Hah?

2017-12-04 22:13:36 UTC

High test is not great

2017-12-04 22:13:42 UTC

why not

2017-12-04 22:13:45 UTC

It is

2017-12-04 22:13:52 UTC

Because it balds you

2017-12-04 22:13:52 UTC

high test is not cute

2017-12-04 22:14:03 UTC

@Deleted User isnt it great

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