Oh I was thinking of the actor from Death Wish

from like the 70s and 80s

Oh yeah, him too

The Great Escape, bro

Hands down best Bronson

(watch death wish if you haven't already)

Screw that. That 80s action hero shit isn't appealing at all

I don't know, I have a place in my heart for that kind of stuff

What’s your guy’s opinion on Publix?

Why would you even ask a question like that?

Cause Florida

Of course I love Publix

The deli section is great

Publix is great

hell yeah

I want to kill myself

21 yrs old to buy a legal gun

Fucking cucked

[external autist screeching]

conservatives don't kill themselves, that's a liberal thing to do

Until you realize that no guns till 21 @5510

well

killing yourself means one less republican vote

I said I wanted too

Not that I was

Those dumb libnigs

Lolol you guys got fucked

Can you still do private party sales, or nah?

What about gifts?

Think of it this way, if you shoot yourself, you contribute to gun death statistics

Have you thought about air rifles?

^^

Get a bow

Yeah I have a CO2 pistol and 3 pellet rifles

That's legal, even under 18

And I think it barred everything until 21 (private party sales included) @John O -

The florida governor is a cuck.

I don't know enough about him to judge

He did sperg out over the shithole comments

use a rope i guess

>foreing

Looks like they got a foreinger to write that

^

its in hialeah so odds are yeah

Lol

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/09/florida-gop-gov-rick-scott-running-for-senate-report-says.html

Finally

Thank god.

<@&414473793499693066> so what are your thoughts on Scott's chances against Nelson St this point

Parkland's hurt them slightly, not to mention the enthusiasm gap problem we still have. All things considered though, I believe he has a good chance.

so you think Parkland worsened Scott's chances a bit?

the thing is, the anti-gun control thing is helping the GOP, but Scott signed that one gun control bill

Yes, that's the thing, he has no gun rights leverage while he still will get attacked by anti-gun control activists.

Never capitulate.

This

He took a knee jerk reaction to parkland and capitulated to the left

Left leaning Floridians aren’t going to be like “oh well Scott signed some gun control so I guess I’ll vote for him”

And people on the right were pissed cuz it looked like a blatant attempt at preserving his future career

Tbh ^

<@&414473793499693066>

Will you?

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1523539318737.png

lol

vote to have faggots like you work in uranium mines

@Deleted User I turn 18 like 20-ish days after the 2020 elections 😦

@Marini there may be special elections in 2021 for you to vote in

and of course, the 2022 midterms

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_elections,_2022

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/2022_Senate_election_map.png/1024px-2022_Senate_election_map.png

Rubio up for re-election, if he wants

I'll sure as heck be voting then

2022 scares me.

why's that?
@Pielover19

It's like how the current senate map is so Republican.

That one favors Democrats by a lot, especially if le-blue wave repeats itself.

@Pielover19 nah I wouldn't be worried

Red Storm will be far more sophisticated by then

assuming that's two years after Trump wins a 2nd term, he'll have passed more MAGA legislation to increase GOP turnout

the left continues to be awful, so the Trump coalition is going up

whereas in 2014, the Obama coalition dwindled from 2008

keep in mind that 2008 and 2014 have the same senate map, in the same way that 2016 and 2022 have the same senate map

I actually anticipate that more MAGA legislation--particularly on abortion--will actually decrease turnout tbh.

especially due to "consistent life ethic" people and the fact that the pro-life movement was originally a Democrat machine until the Democrats backed Roe v. Wade out of sheer retardation

Why exactly? You think it'll make people more complacent?

That's the largest factor, but it also mobilizes those who are opposed to both abortion and the death penalty against Republicans even moreso than they already are.

No one will be concerned about abortion if we outright ban it unless we start taking down contraception--and due to the protracted cultural and political war over abortion, contraception has become relatively acceptable.

Still ultra triggered over new age limit

21 to buy a rifle

Few pro-life/anti-abortion groups actually oppose contraceptive legality.

also yeah

Nigga wut

I don't mind but

It's retarded.

You can vote at 18 but you can't buy a gun until 21.

BS

@Nuke ur gay and don't live here

@The Chechen Slayer I'm 21 and haven't made enough money to buy a gun yet.

You can smoke at 18 but can’t drink until 21

You can go to war at 18 but can’t gamble until 21

In some towns you have to be 21 to get smokes

Maybe that's a northerner thing idk

I’m from the Midwest

You have to be 18 or over here to buy cigs

Some times the town votes on it to stop the 18 yo school kids from selling them to younger teens

You can go to war and vote at 18 but you can't own a gun until 21.

You can smoke yourself into serious lung cancer at 18 and you can't drink until you're 21.

And you can vape at ANY age

fuck everything really yeah

You can't fuck until you're 16-18 but you can get contraceptives without parental consent at 15 under Obamacare.

That law was basically made with pedophilia in mind.

It makes it that much easier when the kid can get the contraceptives so you don't leave a paper trail.

Why are liberals and atheists so hypocritical about pedophilia?

Because they're pedophiles.

Well of course

“Mild” Pedophilia

According to them it’s fine

By 22 those states could change. Like Connecticut could be a Red State and Arizona could be a Blue State. Or Nevada could assimilate the new comers and become more Red

Why would Connecticut be red? The fact that it's a very white state ?

Historically New England was very Republican outside of Rhode Island and Massachusetts until 1992. Unlike California it hasn’t suffered population replacement since then. Maine and New Hampshire are trending Red agains.

People in the state are also fed up and Democrats who have Connecticut in a serious bind. The state is in major economic decline thanks mostly to Democrat mismanagement. Also unlike California I think that people in Connecticut are smart enough to realize the source of their miseries.

wut

I'd rather keep the Aligator

BASED

Such is life in Florida

Did you Really expect any less from Florida?

Press f for my dog

F

F

F

F

I lost a dog two months ago

F

I'm still dying

I have never lived without a dog

It's aight

Quick question does the gay gun law affect private sales

No.

Don't worry I ain't killing myself over my dog

uh

How's it going in Pub Sub Central lads?

who do you guys want for governor

DeSantis for me

same dude

I'm actually doign volunteer phone call work for him right now

Hi actually doign volunteer phone call work for him right now, I'm Dad!

wtf is dad bot lol

This week in florida:

great state

http://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/05/08/rick-scotts-early-aggressive-pace-challenges-bill-nelson/

Florida is best state confirmed @FLanon

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Police-Jail-95-Year-Old-Florida-Woman-Who-Admitted-to-Slapping-Granddaughter-With-Slipper-482168511.html

heh

"domestic violence"

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.palmbeachpost.com/news/local/police-florida-man-tries-barbecue-sex-offenders-motel/ZDiRjZSA5HAgzEu1kC9c5H/amp.html

What a god

Today in Florida news:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Bill_Nelson.jpg/1200px-Bill_Nelson.jpg

HAHAHAAHHAHA

well, that's an idea

replace a bunch of Florida Man images with pics of Bill Nelson

@Deleted User hmmmmmmmmmmmm

test

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

A'

oh man

this is good

hehehe

His face is just so perfect for this.

I think this format is a real winner

Yes it is

Reminds me of how Rick Santorum was mortally wounded by the fact that gays associated his name to a sodomistic act.

Even though it had nothing to do with him

the best part about this meme is there's literally hundreds of headlines of floridians doing crazy shit

So basically Bill Nelson will become the face of Floridians doing crazy shit

Actually cut off everything except his neck so it looks like he's naked

and post this shit on /ptg/ lol

hmmm, turned out a bit weird

this is some good material though

"A good tactic is one your people enjoy."

Indeed.

let's compile these into a folder and find a way to meme it

we can spam it on /ptg/ to start, I guess

I'll call it "Florida Man Nelson"

already have 5 images from goofing off with this

ehehhehehehe

Do "Florida woman" too

Maybe put some pink on his cheeks

hmmmmmmm

or make him look like a tranny

oh that would be good

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2yrwuo3kbyxz20xx02a4011i.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F07%2F0722A1.jpg&f=1

Check it out

ISIS tranny meme

/sg/ had months of this

shitposting about how an ISIS dude literally dressed as a woman like this and ran with his third leg between his legs from a war zone was epic

this is looking a bit horrifying

True his face is horrifying at first

I guess I'm going for "ugly tranny" so this could work out

I'm going to keep going at it

Oh man

I'm going to guess you have some real shit like Photoshop to photoshop that face onto Bill Nelson

Looking forward to it

alright brace yourself, this is a hot mess

still have photoshop open so I can still make changes

here "she" is

thoughts?

uhh

just keep going flanon

hahahaha

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/171289399#p171291056

oh boy

how does it look

kek

Here's one I made for a request on /pol/

looks pretty damn good

we've stumbled on a goldmine, gentlemen

Indeed.

already have a collection of 10 nelson images

Mass production will only expand from here.

Kek

You know, I think we could dedicate a whole thread to this sort of content, there's so much potential

kek

Keep it coming mate

kek

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1526225745568.png

<@&414473793499693066> I just found this on /ptg/

who the fuck is Gwen Graham

I think Scott has a decent chance of beating Nelson, but thinking that a 3 term incumbent should run for Governor before Scott "pastes his face to the floor" ?

http://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/05/11/florida-insider-poll-doubts-about-bill-nelson-beating-rick-scott-grow/

it's from this article apparently

The democrat they quoted is a moron

surely Nelson is the best bet for the Democrats to keep their Florida Senate seat

It'll be the most recognizable man in the state vs a democrat who won't even be an incumbent

It's not Nelson being weak, it's Scott being recognizable

But Nelson running for governor is an interesting thought

https://gwengraham.com/priorities/