ya know I will

thats the onyl realistic solution

not being a cynical prick but

yeah

@Rabbi Shlomo are you larping

shut up

No im not

Trump will def do his own strike calling it

IDF just did an airstrike

Rabbi Shlomo is one of the more intellectually honest people here

Twitter feed confirmed this

They may

>Twitter

Yeah i know

but its acucrate for Syrian War

I don't know what'll happen next

Anyways

Nothing happened yet

@FLanon be on high alert

of course

but Tomorrow or the next day

something happens then you should be worried

those switchboards are going to get fucked

Anyone have theories about how launched the strike?

Last year's Syria strikes were on April 7th 2017. Hmmmmmmm

IDF is one

maybe Israel?

I’m praying right now

and them alone

other than Israel?

Lebanon

Does Lebanon have that sort of capacity?

I don't know why they would launch a strike against Assad

I'm not a foreign policy wonk

so I'll take your word for it

Lebanon is a fucked up place since the 70s

Could it have been Turkey?

When you have a 4 sided war between Christians, Muslims, Syria, and Others, then your fucked.

IDF does monthly airstrikes in Syria

Yeah

they do ifire them in Lebanon

so its them alright

Lebanon was the Crown Jewel of the Middle East at one time

And Beirut was once the Paris of the West

"The Paris of the Middle East"

I heard about them all the time back when I frequented /sg/

What the fuck I come back and I hear talk about air strikes?

They regularly make strikes against Assad

^

Breaking News North Korean submarine launched the strike on Syria

@GermanEastAfrica you missed a lot

haha

Some air strikes were launched against Syria, but its IDF

BREAKING NEWS

ASSAD DEPOSED

TRUMP IMPEACHED

CLINTON ASCENDED

What did I miss?

oof

MADAME PRESIDENT

@GermanEastAfrica A lot, let’s just say that

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@GermanEastAfrica Tomohawk missiles are headed to Syria, looks like the Pentagon didn't launch them

Then who the fuck did

There's an air of cautious relief atm

Clinton ascended from bitchy housewife to bitchy divorced housewife

IDF most likely

Israel probably

DA JOOS

This is some Call of Duty campaign level stuff here.

yeah

Jewish UFO launches heat seeking menorahs at syria

BREAKING NEWS

Darn Marakov is firing Tomahaks at the Syrians

I expect full well that Trump will send his own missile strike soon though to be honest

PRO-ASSAD FORCES HAVE OCCUPIED WASHINGTON DC

SAY IT WITH ME

PRESIDENT ASSAD

PRESIDENT ASSAD

Press F

They will

Tomorrow or the day after

@Rabbi Shlomo I think we're right

Our hope is it is as inconsequential as last year

I hope we're both wrong tho, my Rabbi friend

We have to tell him, NO INVASION.

The strike will most likely happen, the invasion doesn't have to.

I called the WH three times today so far, better go for double of that

It’s the U.S. our speciality is invading and then leaving with nothing really happening several years later.

not with Iraq

It's almost as if destabilisation is the key of the effort.

I wonder what the operation would be called

MORE

REFUGEES

Operation Marxist Manorah

Operation Fuck it we’re getting Oil

MORE DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS.

Operation Sandcastles

wow great 4d chess

Operation Checkmate