Message from @GucciToiletSalesman

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2018-04-09 01:43:45 UTC  

Jewish UFO launches heat seeking menorahs at syria

2018-04-09 01:43:53 UTC  

BREAKING NEWS

2018-04-09 01:43:56 UTC  

Darn Marakov is firing Tomahaks at the Syrians

2018-04-09 01:44:05 UTC  

I expect full well that Trump will send his own missile strike soon though to be honest

2018-04-09 01:44:05 UTC  

PRO-ASSAD FORCES HAVE OCCUPIED WASHINGTON DC

2018-04-09 01:44:08 UTC  

SAY IT WITH ME

2018-04-09 01:44:11 UTC  

PRESIDENT ASSAD

2018-04-09 01:44:12 UTC  

PRESIDENT ASSAD

2018-04-09 01:44:17 UTC  

Press F

2018-04-09 01:44:20 UTC  

They will

2018-04-09 01:44:26 UTC  

Tomorrow or the day after

2018-04-09 01:44:36 UTC  

@Rabbi Shlomo I think we're right

2018-04-09 01:44:38 UTC  

Our hope is it is as inconsequential as last year

2018-04-09 01:44:44 UTC  

I hope we're both wrong tho, my Rabbi friend

2018-04-09 01:44:48 UTC  

We have to tell him, NO INVASION.

2018-04-09 01:45:07 UTC  

The strike will most likely happen, the invasion doesn't have to.

2018-04-09 01:45:14 UTC  

I called the WH three times today so far, better go for double of that

2018-04-09 01:45:16 UTC  

It’s the U.S. our speciality is invading and then leaving with nothing really happening several years later.

2018-04-09 01:45:28 UTC  

not with Iraq

2018-04-09 01:45:37 UTC  

It's almost as if destabilisation is the key of the effort.

2018-04-09 01:45:38 UTC  

I wonder what the operation would be called

2018-04-09 01:45:48 UTC  

MORE

2018-04-09 01:45:51 UTC  

REFUGEES

2018-04-09 01:45:57 UTC  

Operation Marxist Manorah

2018-04-09 01:45:59 UTC  

Operation Fuck it we’re getting Oil

2018-04-09 01:46:03 UTC  

MORE DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS.

2018-04-09 01:46:07 UTC  

Operation Sandcastles

2018-04-09 01:46:10 UTC  

wow great 4d chess

2018-04-09 01:46:18 UTC  

Operation Checkmate

2018-04-09 01:46:26 UTC  

Operation We’ve Given Up at This Point.

2018-04-09 01:46:31 UTC  

Trump invades Syria and we get high skill lawyers and doctors in return

2018-04-09 01:46:35 UTC  

I love refugees

2018-04-09 01:46:41 UTC  

Operation Assad's Asshole

2018-04-09 01:46:52 UTC  

It's 4D chess from Trump. He'll use this development as a pretext to institute a fascist dictatorship under Jared Kushner.

2018-04-09 01:46:54 UTC  

BASED.

2018-04-09 01:46:56 UTC  

Operation Gulf War 4.0

2018-04-09 01:46:59 UTC  

SAY IT WITH ME

2018-04-09 01:47:04 UTC  

BUSH 2.0

2018-04-09 01:47:07 UTC  

REVIVE THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE

2018-04-09 01:47:09 UTC  

EMPEROR KUSHNER.

2018-04-09 01:47:15 UTC  

haha