Message from @GucciToiletSalesman

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2018-04-09 01:40:12 UTC  

other than Israel?

2018-04-09 01:40:18 UTC  

Lebanon

2018-04-09 01:40:29 UTC  

Does Lebanon have that sort of capacity?

2018-04-09 01:40:31 UTC  

I don't know why they would launch a strike against Assad

2018-04-09 01:40:35 UTC  

I'm not a foreign policy wonk

2018-04-09 01:40:39 UTC  

so I'll take your word for it

2018-04-09 01:40:43 UTC  

Lebanon is a fucked up place since the 70s

2018-04-09 01:41:03 UTC  

Could it have been Turkey?

2018-04-09 01:41:06 UTC  

When you have a 4 sided war between Christians, Muslims, Syria, and Others, then your fucked.

2018-04-09 01:41:19 UTC  

IDF does monthly airstrikes in Syria

2018-04-09 01:41:24 UTC  

Yeah

2018-04-09 01:41:26 UTC  

they do ifire them in Lebanon

2018-04-09 01:41:30 UTC  

so its them alright

2018-04-09 01:41:33 UTC  

Lebanon was the Crown Jewel of the Middle East at one time

2018-04-09 01:41:42 UTC  

And Beirut was once the Paris of the West

2018-04-09 01:41:42 UTC  

"The Paris of the Middle East"

2018-04-09 01:41:42 UTC  

I heard about them all the time back when I frequented /sg/

2018-04-09 01:41:55 UTC  

What the fuck I come back and I hear talk about air strikes?

2018-04-09 01:41:57 UTC  

They regularly make strikes against Assad

2018-04-09 01:42:04 UTC  

^

2018-04-09 01:42:04 UTC  

Breaking News North Korean submarine launched the strike on Syria

2018-04-09 01:42:08 UTC  

@GermanEastAfrica you missed a lot

2018-04-09 01:42:09 UTC  

haha

2018-04-09 01:42:15 UTC  

Some air strikes were launched against Syria, but its IDF

2018-04-09 01:42:15 UTC  

BREAKING NEWS

2018-04-09 01:42:18 UTC  

ASSAD DEPOSED

2018-04-09 01:42:21 UTC  

TRUMP IMPEACHED

2018-04-09 01:42:24 UTC  

CLINTON ASCENDED

2018-04-09 01:42:26 UTC  

What did I miss?

2018-04-09 01:42:27 UTC  

oof

2018-04-09 01:42:27 UTC  

MADAME PRESIDENT

2018-04-09 01:42:40 UTC  

@GermanEastAfrica A lot, let’s just say that

2018-04-09 01:42:44 UTC  

<:hilldawg:422436466422185987>

2018-04-09 01:42:48 UTC  

@GermanEastAfrica Tomohawk missiles are headed to Syria, looks like the Pentagon didn't launch them

2018-04-09 01:42:57 UTC  

Then who the fuck did

2018-04-09 01:42:59 UTC  

There's an air of cautious relief atm

2018-04-09 01:43:00 UTC  

Clinton ascended from bitchy housewife to bitchy divorced housewife

2018-04-09 01:43:01 UTC  

IDF most likely

2018-04-09 01:43:06 UTC  

Israel probably

2018-04-09 01:43:10 UTC  

DA JOOS

2018-04-09 01:43:22 UTC  

This is some Call of Duty campaign level stuff here.