haha

Some air strikes were launched against Syria, but its IDF

BREAKING NEWS

ASSAD DEPOSED

TRUMP IMPEACHED

CLINTON ASCENDED

What did I miss?

oof

MADAME PRESIDENT

@GermanEastAfrica A lot, let’s just say that

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@GermanEastAfrica Tomohawk missiles are headed to Syria, looks like the Pentagon didn't launch them

Then who the fuck did

There's an air of cautious relief atm

Clinton ascended from bitchy housewife to bitchy divorced housewife

IDF most likely

Israel probably

DA JOOS

This is some Call of Duty campaign level stuff here.

yeah

Jewish UFO launches heat seeking menorahs at syria

BREAKING NEWS

Darn Marakov is firing Tomahaks at the Syrians

I expect full well that Trump will send his own missile strike soon though to be honest

PRO-ASSAD FORCES HAVE OCCUPIED WASHINGTON DC

SAY IT WITH ME

PRESIDENT ASSAD

PRESIDENT ASSAD

Press F

They will

Tomorrow or the day after

@Rabbi Shlomo I think we're right

Our hope is it is as inconsequential as last year

I hope we're both wrong tho, my Rabbi friend

We have to tell him, NO INVASION.

The strike will most likely happen, the invasion doesn't have to.

I called the WH three times today so far, better go for double of that

It’s the U.S. our speciality is invading and then leaving with nothing really happening several years later.

not with Iraq

It's almost as if destabilisation is the key of the effort.

I wonder what the operation would be called