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2017-01-20 04:09:06 UTC

^ A female ant? xD

2017-01-20 04:09:07 UTC

Oh shit they get boners roo?

2017-01-20 04:09:29 UTC

yes

2017-01-20 04:09:39 UTC

velvet ants?

2017-01-20 04:09:40 UTC

no

2017-01-20 04:09:44 UTC

they are solitary

2017-01-20 04:09:51 UTC

Not the ones I seen, the ones I seen are usually by themselves.

2017-01-20 04:10:08 UTC

they paralise caterpillars and other insects,build a nest,and lay their eggs in it

2017-01-20 04:10:21 UTC

then the larva eat the caterpiller alive and hatch

2017-01-20 04:10:38 UTC

But they can infest a wide area, so you may see one every 10 or 20 meters. My junior high had them bad one year.

2017-01-20 04:10:42 UTC

then the females fly,mate,lose wings,become velet ants,rinse repeat

2017-01-20 04:11:00 UTC

yeah when there are mass larava hatching

2017-01-20 04:11:08 UTC

you can see them everywhere

2017-01-20 04:11:46 UTC

I used to fuck with my friends cause whenever I'd see a wasp flying around, I'd slap it out of the sky and then my friends start running. xD

2017-01-20 04:11:51 UTC

But the thing that really terrify me absolutely is these fucking huge mosquitos I think you can call them, I've never seen one flying around at all but everytime I see them they're sitting firmly by on a wall or window, they're fucking rhuge and the last thing I want to do is startle it and make it start flying around, they don't move for anything

2017-01-20 04:12:03 UTC

what?

2017-01-20 04:12:08 UTC

why would you slap a wasp

2017-01-20 04:12:20 UTC

I got stuck in the bathroom cause one of those fuckers was on the fucking doorknob and had to ask someone to open the door from the other side

2017-01-20 04:12:20 UTC

they send a signal to other wasps to come sting you

2017-01-20 04:12:25 UTC

You'd hear this loud ass "BOP!" as my hand hits the wasp and it drops out of the sky.

2017-01-20 04:13:06 UTC

Yeah, sooner or later I'm gonna get the fuck stung outta me. lol.

It's mostly red wasps and yellow jackets down here.

2017-01-20 04:13:20 UTC

fuck

2017-01-20 04:13:29 UTC

you have hornets down there

2017-01-20 04:13:32 UTC

we do

2017-01-20 04:16:02 UTC

I can never remember the difference.

2017-01-20 04:16:09 UTC

I think we have both.

2017-01-20 04:18:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271856044907560969/screen_shot_2015-05-18_at_7.png

2017-01-20 04:19:18 UTC

Pretty sure I've had to kill both multiple times.

2017-01-20 04:19:52 UTC

The thing that irks me about killing bugs is all of the insides that squeeze out when you kill them

2017-01-20 04:20:07 UTC

yeah we have the hornets

2017-01-20 04:20:14 UTC

I'm legendary with my fly swatter swings. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I bat them out of the sky and kill them upon impact.

2017-01-20 04:20:14 UTC

they love new england weather

2017-01-20 04:20:25 UTC

OH YEAH HAHA I DO THAT TOO

2017-01-20 04:20:36 UTC

dude

2017-01-20 04:20:41 UTC

if you kill a wasp

2017-01-20 04:20:41 UTC

If they don't die, they'll be on the ground twitching.

2017-01-20 04:20:46 UTC

it send out a signal

2017-01-20 04:20:50 UTC

Then you squish em.

2017-01-20 04:20:52 UTC

xD graphic, roo

2017-01-20 04:20:52 UTC

to any wasps nearby

2017-01-20 04:20:59 UTC

to come and sting you

2017-01-20 04:21:04 UTC

you so lucky

2017-01-20 04:21:11 UTC

you havent been swarmed

2017-01-20 04:21:12 UTC

Yeah, probably explains why my room gets invaded during a specific season.

2017-01-20 04:21:44 UTC

Get one of those fancy jiggermabobs that kill insects

2017-01-20 04:22:23 UTC

I always make a post on Facebook about it.

2017-01-20 04:22:25 UTC

a

2017-01-20 04:22:30 UTC

fucking

2017-01-20 04:22:36 UTC

bug zapper?

2017-01-20 04:22:50 UTC

Usually something like "It's war time again!"

2017-01-20 04:22:51 UTC

yeah one of them fancy kingermajiggers

2017-01-20 04:23:47 UTC

I narrate the whole ordeal, too.

2017-01-20 04:25:04 UTC

"HOLY SHIIIT! THAT ONE WENT FLYING!"
"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!"
"IF THERE ARE ANY SUVIVORS OUT THERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!"

And this goes on for a good day or two, till all the bees / wasps (I'v efought in both bee wars and wasp wars) are dead.

2017-01-20 04:26:19 UTC

I'm a hardend vet in the everlasting battle of flying needle fighters.

2017-01-20 04:27:30 UTC

I've also fought in a Horse Fly war once when visiting my old roommate.

2017-01-20 04:28:11 UTC

You ever use one of them fancy old fly swatters and go apeshit on insects

2017-01-20 04:28:31 UTC

He had a horse fly infestation, and by golly, I couldn't have got there at a better time.

2017-01-20 04:29:03 UTC

I like to give the insects a chance. I never hit one while it's on the wall.

2017-01-20 04:29:29 UTC

I'll let them die in an honorable fight for their lives.

2017-01-20 04:30:12 UTC

You can almost hear the sound effects of falling planes as they fall to the ground.

2017-01-20 04:30:27 UTC

"VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BLAM!"

2017-01-20 04:31:31 UTC

"TANGO UNIT TO CP! WE'RE TAKING HEAVY CASUALTIES! SEND BACK UP, SEND BACK UP!!!!!

2017-01-20 04:32:23 UTC

~godzilla 1954 theme plays as more insects swarm in~

2017-01-20 04:37:28 UTC

yuck

2017-01-20 04:37:34 UTC

Then as the theme fades away, the smoke clears to show nothing but a barren wasteland of fallen bugs. They may have lost the battle that year, but the war never ends.

2017-01-20 04:37:40 UTC

just walked into the end of cabin fever

2017-01-20 04:37:53 UTC

when the dog attacks the bitch

2017-01-20 04:38:03 UTC

with her pussy and tits rotted off

2017-01-20 04:38:11 UTC

Lel.

2017-01-20 04:38:57 UTC

ugh

2017-01-20 04:39:16 UTC

its one thing if you watched the movie from the start and its built up to it

2017-01-20 04:39:25 UTC

another to just turn it on and BAM

2017-01-20 04:41:14 UTC

<@243555896884461568> hey bro what do you play on

2017-01-20 04:43:25 UTC

Someone already beat us to it. :/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271862224321118208/unknown.png

2017-01-20 04:43:45 UTC

I was getting my mouse ready. T_T

2017-01-20 04:43:51 UTC

wtf

2017-01-20 04:43:58 UTC

why is winston a chick

2017-01-20 04:44:16 UTC

winston was a dude

2017-01-20 04:44:22 UTC

whats going on here

2017-01-20 04:44:32 UTC

IM SO CONFUSED

2017-01-20 04:44:36 UTC

Winston was a fucking ball...

2017-01-20 04:44:41 UTC

Or was that Wilson?

2017-01-20 04:44:45 UTC

winston

2017-01-20 04:44:50 UTC

in cabin fever

2017-01-20 04:45:00 UTC

winston the cop

2017-01-20 04:45:04 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2017-01-20 04:45:04 UTC

is a girl

2017-01-20 04:45:06 UTC

why

2017-01-20 04:45:09 UTC

he was a guy

2017-01-20 04:45:12 UTC

I didn't watch Cabin Fever.

2017-01-20 04:45:12 UTC

i dont get it

2017-01-20 04:45:16 UTC

I DONT GET IT

2017-01-20 04:45:18 UTC

He transed?

2017-01-20 04:45:30 UTC

OH THEY REMADE IT

2017-01-20 04:45:33 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK

2017-01-20 04:45:36 UTC

Oh.

2017-01-20 04:45:47 UTC

when did this happen?

2017-01-20 04:45:58 UTC

There's still Winston from The Mummy. The fat plane flier.

2017-01-20 04:46:10 UTC

He'll never be a girl. โค

2017-01-20 04:47:31 UTC

Is anyone else's servers rearranging themselves. I know that is not the order they're supposed to be in.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271863254609821707/unknown.png

2017-01-20 04:47:46 UTC

mine should be on top

2017-01-20 04:48:14 UTC

Yours is 7th from the bottom.

2017-01-20 04:48:23 UTC

As it's the 7th one I joined.

2017-01-20 04:49:13 UTC

Well, Alibaba's Death Stranding server is 6th, but not sure how it got there.

2017-01-20 04:49:32 UTC

So that means your's would have been about 6th or so.

2017-01-20 04:49:56 UTC

I'm very picky. I don't like their positions changing.

2017-01-20 04:50:06 UTC

New ones on top, old ones on bottom.

2017-01-20 04:50:52 UTC

All of this is in propper order.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271864101007917061/unknown.png

2017-01-20 04:51:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271864253177135114/unknown.png

2017-01-20 04:51:39 UTC

mine,game pros,and AN are on top

2017-01-20 04:51:49 UTC

because i pretty much run them

2017-01-20 04:51:57 UTC

well i DO run two

2017-01-20 04:51:58 UTC

lol

2017-01-20 04:52:00 UTC

All of this is in an alright order, maybe could use some fine tuning, but overall aesthetically pleasing.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271864384811302912/unknown.png

2017-01-20 04:52:42 UTC

Everything above that is just random...

2017-01-20 04:55:47 UTC

wow

2017-01-20 04:56:07 UTC

the new cabin fever has 0% rotten tomatos score

2017-01-20 04:56:09 UTC

lmao

2017-01-20 04:56:22 UTC

and they used the shinings opening music

2017-01-20 04:56:28 UTC

i am not amused by that

2017-01-20 04:56:59 UTC

10% audiance score

2017-01-20 04:57:07 UTC

worst ratings iv ever seen

2017-01-20 04:57:14 UTC

i gotta rewatch from the start

2017-01-20 05:02:04 UTC

Watch the original

2017-01-20 05:08:13 UTC

<#189020441631916032>

2017-01-20 05:08:31 UTC

@ya boi i have

2017-01-20 05:08:35 UTC

many times

2017-01-20 05:08:41 UTC

one of my favorits

2017-01-20 05:08:49 UTC

how else would i know they changed winston

2017-01-20 05:19:18 UTC

Omg.... lel

2017-01-20 05:19:27 UTC

<:pepegun:261547202457894912> You have 2 seconds to put everything you own right in the bag right now

2017-01-20 05:19:36 UTC

Someone needs to put that in Martin's chat.

2017-01-20 05:19:45 UTC

I'd do it, but I like that chat. xD

2017-01-20 05:20:07 UTC

Do it or you're dead to me

2017-01-20 05:39:31 UTC

Are you an outie or an innie?

2017-01-20 05:41:53 UTC

Innie.

2017-01-20 05:42:10 UTC

^

2017-01-20 05:42:15 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‰

2017-01-20 05:42:24 UTC

I agree with the other part as well

2017-01-20 05:42:32 UTC

xD

2017-01-20 05:43:51 UTC

whos pinging me

2017-01-20 05:43:55 UTC

what

2017-01-20 05:44:04 UTC

Are you an innie or an outie Kirk?

2017-01-20 05:44:09 UTC

cant you people fuction without me for 5 seconds

2017-01-20 05:44:12 UTC

innie

2017-01-20 05:44:18 UTC

outies are gross

2017-01-20 05:44:18 UTC

Good ๐Ÿ‘

2017-01-20 05:44:22 UTC

Dont lie kurk

2017-01-20 05:44:29 UTC

Innie master race

2017-01-20 05:44:30 UTC

we all know youre an outie

2017-01-20 05:44:38 UTC

ill fucking take a pic

2017-01-20 05:44:45 UTC

NOOOOOO

2017-01-20 05:44:47 UTC

but it will also include my dick

2017-01-20 05:44:49 UTC

IT'S OK WE BELIEVE YOU

2017-01-20 05:44:50 UTC

I dont wanna see your lint button

2017-01-20 05:45:23 UTC

good

2017-01-20 05:45:26 UTC

very good

2017-01-20 05:45:32 UTC

Kirk's dick looks like an outtie.

2017-01-20 05:46:36 UTC

ill kill you

2017-01-20 05:46:42 UTC

im taken a dick pick now

2017-01-20 05:46:45 UTC

full nude

2017-01-20 05:46:52 UTC

Pose.

2017-01-20 05:46:59 UTC

like fib?

2017-01-20 05:47:00 UTC

Kirks got a pea pea

2017-01-20 05:47:04 UTC

There's kids in here kirk

2017-01-20 05:47:09 UTC

No one sec.

2017-01-20 05:47:10 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA

2017-01-20 05:48:36 UTC

Pose like this. @Deleted User

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271878627715448832/unknown.png

2017-01-20 05:48:55 UTC

im good

2017-01-20 05:48:58 UTC

Fully nude.

2017-01-20 05:49:01 UTC

Ill request to be banned

2017-01-20 05:49:02 UTC

Then send it to Homu.

2017-01-20 05:49:05 UTC

oh homu

2017-01-20 05:49:06 UTC

if a kirk nude

2017-01-20 05:49:07 UTC

ok

2017-01-20 05:49:10 UTC

is sent

2017-01-20 05:49:14 UTC

in this chat

2017-01-20 05:49:17 UTC

kirk doesnt send nudes

2017-01-20 05:49:25 UTC

kirk is not fib

2017-01-20 05:49:29 UTC

kirk has self respect

2017-01-20 05:49:33 UTC

@Null rate this chick/dude, I don't know which http://i.imgur.com/me7QDFO.png

2017-01-20 05:49:35 UTC

Ill stab myself in the stomach with a sword

2017-01-20 05:49:46 UTC

im not rating

2017-01-20 05:49:52 UTC

since im not able to tell the gender

2017-01-20 05:50:06 UTC

wait what

2017-01-20 05:50:08 UTC

10/10, i'd bang even if it is a guy

2017-01-20 05:50:12 UTC

Boy or girl, that's a 3/10.

2017-01-20 05:50:13 UTC

christian rock and chill?

2017-01-20 05:50:19 UTC

and yes 3/10

2017-01-20 05:50:22 UTC

Nrg is gay confiirmed

2017-01-20 05:50:22 UTC

4 tops

2017-01-20 05:50:26 UTC

Nah

2017-01-20 05:50:30 UTC

I saw u

2017-01-20 05:50:35 UTC

I fkn saw u

2017-01-20 05:50:37 UTC

nah

2017-01-20 05:50:39 UTC

i saw him too

2017-01-20 05:50:43 UTC

nah

2017-01-20 05:50:44 UTC

Nrg looks like Dale Gribble.

2017-01-20 05:50:47 UTC

dale gribble

2017-01-20 05:50:50 UTC

U like nigger dicc

2017-01-20 05:50:53 UTC

roo sent me ur poseing pics

2017-01-20 05:50:54 UTC

Post face nrg

2017-01-20 05:50:56 UTC

Kirk still believes that xD

2017-01-20 05:50:57 UTC

i got u now nrg

2017-01-20 05:51:03 UTC

Nrg face reveal

2017-01-20 05:51:07 UTC

ur jojo pose

2017-01-20 05:51:11 UTC

Hey look up at the ceiling Kirk

2017-01-20 05:51:20 UTC

LOOK

2017-01-20 05:51:22 UTC

UP

2017-01-20 05:51:25 UTC

THERE

2017-01-20 05:51:26 UTC

nrg will always be black in my heart

2017-01-20 05:51:31 UTC

it says gullible

2017-01-20 05:51:41 UTC

IT SAYS GULLABLEONDACIELING

2017-01-20 05:51:49 UTC

Kirk probs doesn't even know the first thing about doing a JoJo pose.

2017-01-20 05:51:50 UTC

dude drowzy bro

2017-01-20 05:51:54 UTC

It's an art form.

2017-01-20 05:51:55 UTC

nrg got it

2017-01-20 05:52:05 UTC

relax kid

2017-01-20 05:52:06 UTC

Fuck off mate

2017-01-20 05:52:12 UTC

An art of trying not to pull a muscle.

2017-01-20 05:52:38 UTC

Nrg is not black

2017-01-20 05:52:41 UTC

He is

2017-01-20 05:52:46 UTC

Stop calling him black

2017-01-20 05:52:47 UTC

Nah nigga I ain't

2017-01-20 05:52:48 UTC

he is not

2017-01-20 05:52:56 UTC

Black people say nigga

2017-01-20 05:52:59 UTC

no shit

2017-01-20 05:52:59 UTC

Nrg is black

2017-01-20 05:53:03 UTC

It has been confirmed through word of mouth

2017-01-20 05:53:05 UTC

You just said nigga

2017-01-20 05:53:06 UTC

i saw nigga

2017-01-20 05:53:08 UTC

nigga

2017-01-20 05:53:10 UTC

thats why i said he will always be black in my heart

2017-01-20 05:53:11 UTC

are you black too?

2017-01-20 05:53:13 UTC

Im white as snow

2017-01-20 05:53:14 UTC

nigga what

2017-01-20 05:53:18 UTC

GOT EM

2017-01-20 05:53:22 UTC

with his black voice and dale gribble looks

2017-01-20 05:53:23 UTC

Nrg's actually a gril.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/271879833577848832/8347cff5b768c5c7bb33816765511c69.png

2017-01-20 05:53:28 UTC

bb

2017-01-20 05:53:31 UTC

grill

2017-01-20 05:53:35 UTC

I'm a girl with a dick actually

2017-01-20 05:53:43 UTC

Beta

2017-01-20 05:53:52 UTC

Alpha

2017-01-20 05:53:55 UTC

Omega

2017-01-20 05:53:59 UTC

If I was a girl I'd rather be a girl with a dick xD

2017-01-20 05:54:05 UTC

Same

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