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2016-12-02 19:19:03 UTC

gamecube special edition?

2016-12-02 19:19:12 UTC

I forgot I could multiply through by 5-sqrt(8)

2016-12-02 19:19:33 UTC

you can always multiply my squirt ;)))

2016-12-02 19:19:40 UTC

other than that there was some easy as shit probability question

2016-12-02 19:20:16 UTC

Yeh that's further maths

2016-12-02 19:20:19 UTC

This is a mock for GCSE

2016-12-02 19:20:59 UTC

Yeh

2016-12-02 19:21:08 UTC

Except for the Thickos, they do a Foundation tier

2016-12-02 19:21:28 UTC

They changed English and Maths to be Grade 1-9, instead of A*-G

2016-12-02 19:21:37 UTC

Grade 9 is approx. top 3% in country

2016-12-02 19:22:00 UTC

I'm Grade 9

2016-12-02 19:22:10 UTC

those questions are supposedly Grade 9

2016-12-02 19:22:12 UTC

kinda sad really

2016-12-02 19:22:20 UTC

I thought it was meant to be hard to get

2016-12-02 19:22:37 UTC

done

2016-12-02 19:22:38 UTC

ez

2016-12-02 19:23:39 UTC

@Null It's a massive pain. Makes you want to remove your Ralph right then and there.

2016-12-02 19:24:25 UTC

Rogue asked about cum block.

2016-12-02 19:24:47 UTC

Resident evil shit

2016-12-02 19:24:58 UTC

When you fap, then moments later your uretha is enflamed

2016-12-02 19:25:00 UTC

The explained it to me the other day

2016-12-02 19:25:04 UTC

They*

2016-12-02 19:25:39 UTC

Yah and if you piss right after you fap it goes all over the place

2016-12-02 19:25:46 UTC

^

2016-12-02 19:26:10 UTC

its not even possible to piss immidately after fapping

2016-12-02 19:26:27 UTC

That's cause it hurts like a bitch.

2016-12-02 19:26:43 UTC

see? the smart guy says it so I know I'm right

2016-12-02 19:27:28 UTC

Yes

2016-12-02 19:27:36 UTC

But if you don't piss, it hurts.

2016-12-02 19:27:38 UTC

That is why I said it goes all over the place

2016-12-02 19:27:53 UTC

it goes all over the place because your dick is hard

2016-12-02 19:27:56 UTC

not because you came

2016-12-02 19:28:03 UTC

dungus

2016-12-02 19:28:05 UTC

So you then have to piss for like 10 minutes.

2016-12-02 19:28:08 UTC

I don't wanna do your test Chaos

2016-12-02 19:28:23 UTC

very hard

2016-12-02 19:28:32 UTC

i can do maybe 1 or 2 questions if I tried

2016-12-02 19:28:40 UTC

When that happens, I just sit on the toilet and wait till all the piss is outta my system.

2016-12-02 19:29:35 UTC

Ali your Dick is hard

2016-12-02 19:29:43 UTC

For chaos

2016-12-02 19:30:12 UTC

no, I need to pee so I'm trying to not get hard

2016-12-02 19:30:13 UTC

```
A burning sensation after masturbation felt by most individuals is the result of poor techniques being used. Naturally, masturbation is not highly discussed or taught so individuals will tend to try out anything, using any technique that they can think of. Generally if the tip of the penis is stimulated for far too long and with the application of force, the chances of penis burns increase significantly. After ejaculation, the individual will feel a burning sensation in the tip of the penis. However, as soon as they pee, the burning sensation will subside. There may be an urge to pee again but this results in nothing more than a few drops of pee. This collection of pee should be discharged as soon as possible and the genital region should be washed after that. The burning sensation will disappear and will not reappear unless you masturbate too vigorously again.
```

2016-12-02 19:30:24 UTC

You can pee when hard.

2016-12-02 19:30:29 UTC

but I'm farming the skulls event like a slave so I haven't peed despite having to for three hours

2016-12-02 19:30:54 UTC

Just bend Ralph and make him point to the bowl.

2016-12-02 19:31:07 UTC

you can't bend it if it's hard

2016-12-02 19:31:12 UTC

that's ontradictory

2016-12-02 19:31:18 UTC

or should I say, contra DICK tory

2016-12-02 19:31:25 UTC

Well, bend it anyways.

2016-12-02 19:31:43 UTC

that gives you a penile fracture

2016-12-02 19:31:46 UTC

aka purple dick

2016-12-02 19:32:06 UTC

That's when you bend it too far

2016-12-02 19:32:07 UTC

Oohph

2016-12-02 19:32:14 UTC

Penile fracture

2016-12-02 19:32:14 UTC

You gotta bend it only a little.

2016-12-02 19:32:23 UTC

God stop

2016-12-02 19:32:29 UTC

I'm getting goose bumps

2016-12-02 19:32:47 UTC

I just remembered, when I was a little kid my stomach was hurting so I pointed to my stomach-croch area and I said it hurts to a teacher

2016-12-02 19:32:50 UTC

@Deleted User You ever have an ingrown hair on your nut?

2016-12-02 19:32:53 UTC

and he asked me if my balls were blue

2016-12-02 19:33:16 UTC

^

2016-12-02 19:33:39 UTC

Speaking of in grown hairs. This past month I've had several.

2016-12-02 19:33:44 UTC

Fried chicken is good.

2016-12-02 19:34:12 UTC

~waves hand over chaos~ sleepeth.

2016-12-02 19:34:16 UTC

Yes

2016-12-02 19:34:16 UTC

well then go to the dick store and grab a bunch of steamy dicks rogue

2016-12-02 19:34:57 UTC

I have a hamburger pattie thawing out.

2016-12-02 19:35:55 UTC

But I have no buns

2016-12-02 19:36:02 UTC

I am bunsless.

2016-12-02 19:36:03 UTC

do you have a krabby patty

2016-12-02 19:36:18 UTC

Is that slang for my Dick is getting hard but I have no one to fuck

2016-12-02 19:37:21 UTC

I usually get them from the tor browser.

2016-12-02 19:38:21 UTC

I get my chicks from the hovel chaos

2016-12-02 19:38:54 UTC

its a box where you put chickens to dump their eggs

2016-12-02 19:38:58 UTC

i thought u were smart

2016-12-02 19:39:20 UTC

Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Aye cunt, the fak you looking at mate?
Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Not gone talk aye? AY! SAMMY! GET A LOAD OF THIS WHACK!
Rogue: ~Stare intensifies~
Bar-Cunt: Let

2016-12-02 19:39:32 UTC

Fucking enter button....

2016-12-02 19:40:30 UTC

Yeah well, I wanted a second season of Deadman Wonderland, but that ain't happening.

2016-12-02 19:41:04 UTC

Rogue was coughing on the mic all night last night.

2016-12-02 19:41:15 UTC

So was Ozzy.

2016-12-02 19:41:23 UTC

And Kirk.

2016-12-02 19:41:37 UTC

They were all making asmr noises.

2016-12-02 19:42:10 UTC

Then Ozzy proceeded to call me directly and continued his heavy mouth breathing and coughing.

2016-12-02 19:42:55 UTC

I'd be in closet filming.

2016-12-02 19:43:19 UTC

No, as Goku.

2016-12-02 19:44:47 UTC

then sleep

2016-12-02 19:45:03 UTC

or prepare two bottles of mountain dew

2016-12-02 19:45:09 UTC

mixed with coffee

2016-12-02 19:46:22 UTC

who's this girl

2016-12-02 19:46:29 UTC

tell me about her ;)

2016-12-02 19:46:43 UTC

I am intelligent but I am also a retard

2016-12-02 19:47:17 UTC

you typed ^ in twice, therefore you were pointing to my message.

2016-12-02 19:48:28 UTC

grab her by the pussy

2016-12-02 19:48:55 UTC

then don't

2016-12-02 19:49:07 UTC

stick the ice cream cone into the refrigerator

2016-12-02 19:49:10 UTC

jesus

2016-12-02 19:49:11 UTC

No it's not.

2016-12-02 19:49:21 UTC

You just say this : "No."

2016-12-02 19:50:04 UTC

its not rape if its a girl doin it

2016-12-02 19:50:05 UTC

She won't be worth it anyways, she probs doesn't know the proper grammar and spelling of standard English words.

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