Well, bend it anyways.

that gives you a penile fracture

aka purple dick

That's when you bend it too far

Oohph

Penile fracture

You gotta bend it only a little.

God stop

I'm getting goose bumps

I just remembered, when I was a little kid my stomach was hurting so I pointed to my stomach-croch area and I said it hurts to a teacher

@Deleted User You ever have an ingrown hair on your nut?

and he asked me if my balls were blue

^

Speaking of in grown hairs. This past month I've had several.

Fried chicken is good.

~waves hand over chaos~ sleepeth.

Yes

well then go to the dick store and grab a bunch of steamy dicks rogue

I have a hamburger pattie thawing out.

But I have no buns

I am bunsless.

do you have a krabby patty

Is that slang for my Dick is getting hard but I have no one to fuck

I usually get them from the tor browser.

I get my chicks from the hovel chaos

its a box where you put chickens to dump their eggs

i thought u were smart

Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Aye cunt, the fak you looking at mate?
Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Not gone talk aye? AY! SAMMY! GET A LOAD OF THIS WHACK!
Rogue: ~Stare intensifies~
Bar-Cunt: Let

Fucking enter button....

Yeah well, I wanted a second season of Deadman Wonderland, but that ain't happening.

Rogue was coughing on the mic all night last night.

So was Ozzy.

And Kirk.

They were all making asmr noises.

Then Ozzy proceeded to call me directly and continued his heavy mouth breathing and coughing.

I'd be in closet filming.

No, as Goku.

then sleep

or prepare two bottles of mountain dew

mixed with coffee

who's this girl