Message from @Sexy Zombie Roo
Discord ID: 254329394208833548
but I'm farming the skulls event like a slave so I haven't peed despite having to for three hours
Just bend Ralph and make him point to the bowl.
you can't bend it if it's hard
that's ontradictory
or should I say, contra DICK tory
Well, bend it anyways.
that gives you a penile fracture
aka purple dick
That's when you bend it too far
Oohph
Penile fracture
You gotta bend it only a little.
God stop
I'm getting goose bumps
I just remembered, when I was a little kid my stomach was hurting so I pointed to my stomach-croch area and I said it hurts to a teacher
@Deleted User You ever have an ingrown hair on your nut?
and he asked me if my balls were blue
^
Speaking of in grown hairs. This past month I've had several.
Fried chicken is good.
Yes
well then go to the dick store and grab a bunch of steamy dicks rogue
I have a hamburger pattie thawing out.
But I have no buns
I am bunsless.
do you have a krabby patty
Is that slang for my Dick is getting hard but I have no one to fuck
I usually get them from the tor browser.
I get my chicks from the hovel chaos
its a box where you put chickens to dump their eggs
i thought u were smart
Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Aye cunt, the fak you looking at mate?
Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Not gone talk aye? AY! SAMMY! GET A LOAD OF THIS WHACK!
Rogue: ~Stare intensifies~
Bar-Cunt: Let
Fucking enter button....
Yeah well, I wanted a second season of Deadman Wonderland, but that ain't happening.
Rogue was coughing on the mic all night last night.
So was Ozzy.
And Kirk.
They were all making asmr noises.
Then Ozzy proceeded to call me directly and continued his heavy mouth breathing and coughing.
I'd be in closet filming.