Message from @Sexy Zombie Roo
Discord ID: 254328437215330305
Yah and if you piss right after you fap it goes all over the place
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its not even possible to piss immidately after fapping
That's cause it hurts like a bitch.
see? the smart guy says it so I know I'm right
Yes
But if you don't piss, it hurts.
That is why I said it goes all over the place
it goes all over the place because your dick is hard
not because you came
dungus
So you then have to piss for like 10 minutes.
I don't wanna do your test Chaos
very hard
i can do maybe 1 or 2 questions if I tried
When that happens, I just sit on the toilet and wait till all the piss is outta my system.
Ali your Dick is hard
For chaos
no, I need to pee so I'm trying to not get hard
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A burning sensation after masturbation felt by most individuals is the result of poor techniques being used. Naturally, masturbation is not highly discussed or taught so individuals will tend to try out anything, using any technique that they can think of. Generally if the tip of the penis is stimulated for far too long and with the application of force, the chances of penis burns increase significantly. After ejaculation, the individual will feel a burning sensation in the tip of the penis. However, as soon as they pee, the burning sensation will subside. There may be an urge to pee again but this results in nothing more than a few drops of pee. This collection of pee should be discharged as soon as possible and the genital region should be washed after that. The burning sensation will disappear and will not reappear unless you masturbate too vigorously again.
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but I'm farming the skulls event like a slave so I haven't peed despite having to for three hours
Just bend Ralph and make him point to the bowl.
you can't bend it if it's hard
that's ontradictory
or should I say, contra DICK tory
Well, bend it anyways.
that gives you a penile fracture
aka purple dick
That's when you bend it too far
Oohph
Penile fracture
You gotta bend it only a little.
God stop
I'm getting goose bumps
I just remembered, when I was a little kid my stomach was hurting so I pointed to my stomach-croch area and I said it hurts to a teacher
@Deleted User You ever have an ingrown hair on your nut?
and he asked me if my balls were blue
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Speaking of in grown hairs. This past month I've had several.
Fried chicken is good.