Message from @Alibaba

Discord ID: 254332148792688641


2016-12-02 19:35:55 UTC  

But I have no buns

2016-12-02 19:36:02 UTC  

I am bunsless.

2016-12-02 19:36:03 UTC  

do you have a krabby patty

2016-12-02 19:36:18 UTC  

Is that slang for my Dick is getting hard but I have no one to fuck

2016-12-02 19:37:21 UTC  

I usually get them from the tor browser.

2016-12-02 19:38:21 UTC  

I get my chicks from the hovel chaos

2016-12-02 19:38:54 UTC  

its a box where you put chickens to dump their eggs

2016-12-02 19:38:58 UTC  

i thought u were smart

2016-12-02 19:39:20 UTC  

Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Aye cunt, the fak you looking at mate?
Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Not gone talk aye? AY! SAMMY! GET A LOAD OF THIS WHACK!
Rogue: ~Stare intensifies~
Bar-Cunt: Let

2016-12-02 19:39:32 UTC  

Fucking enter button....

2016-12-02 19:40:30 UTC  

Yeah well, I wanted a second season of Deadman Wonderland, but that ain't happening.

2016-12-02 19:41:04 UTC  

Rogue was coughing on the mic all night last night.

2016-12-02 19:41:15 UTC  

So was Ozzy.

2016-12-02 19:41:23 UTC  

And Kirk.

2016-12-02 19:41:37 UTC  

They were all making asmr noises.

2016-12-02 19:42:10 UTC  

Then Ozzy proceeded to call me directly and continued his heavy mouth breathing and coughing.

2016-12-02 19:42:55 UTC  

I'd be in closet filming.

2016-12-02 19:43:19 UTC  

No, as Goku.

2016-12-02 19:44:47 UTC  

then sleep

2016-12-02 19:45:03 UTC  

or prepare two bottles of mountain dew

2016-12-02 19:45:09 UTC  

mixed with coffee

2016-12-02 19:46:22 UTC  

who's this girl

2016-12-02 19:46:29 UTC  

tell me about her ;)

2016-12-02 19:46:43 UTC  

I am intelligent but I am also a retard

2016-12-02 19:47:17 UTC  

you typed ^ in twice, therefore you were pointing to my message.

2016-12-02 19:48:28 UTC  

grab her by the pussy

2016-12-02 19:48:55 UTC  

then don't

2016-12-02 19:49:07 UTC  

stick the ice cream cone into the refrigerator

2016-12-02 19:49:10 UTC  

jesus

2016-12-02 19:49:11 UTC  

No it's not.

2016-12-02 19:49:21 UTC  

You just say this : "No."

2016-12-02 19:50:04 UTC  

its not rape if its a girl doin it

2016-12-02 19:50:05 UTC  

She won't be worth it anyways, she probs doesn't know the proper grammar and spelling of standard English words.

2016-12-02 19:50:07 UTC  

what are you gay

2016-12-02 19:50:35 UTC  

I refuse to allow you to mate with someone of lesser genetics.

2016-12-02 19:51:01 UTC  

Well, I guess you could say that'd make you a "real villain." 😉

2016-12-02 19:51:13 UTC  

dude dyslexia is my fetish

2016-12-02 19:51:18 UTC  

send pics

2016-12-02 19:51:28 UTC  

of her fucked up spelling I mean

2016-12-02 19:54:30 UTC  

2PM

2016-12-02 19:59:22 UTC  

I think the answer to question 24 of matrix67 is 50%