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2017-05-19 20:21:58 UTC

if you missed me I would have gotten one liner passive aggressive PMs

2017-05-19 20:22:01 UTC

I've met girls

2017-05-19 20:22:09 UTC

ayyyyyyy

2017-05-19 20:22:39 UTC

i couldn't message you since we weren't friends or in any servers

2017-05-19 20:22:43 UTC

i tried

2017-05-19 20:22:58 UTC

just admit you hate me and that I suck

2017-05-19 20:23:04 UTC

lets be honest i suck

2017-05-19 20:23:28 UTC

ah it really is you

2017-05-19 20:23:29 UTC

no you do not

2017-05-19 20:23:31 UTC

you suck enough to earn a spot in a phd program

2017-05-19 20:23:36 UTC

keep sucking dude, you're doing well

2017-05-19 20:23:42 UTC

t. Yuge

2017-05-19 20:23:45 UTC

i wish I could use italics to show that I was trying to make a sam hyde voice when I wrote that but I don't know how

2017-05-19 20:23:52 UTC

asterisk

2017-05-19 20:23:59 UTC

also nobody knows the weird esoteric sam hyde references so I should stop making them when badtanman is asleep

2017-05-19 20:24:04 UTC

capped and posted to 69chan

2017-05-19 20:24:20 UTC

banned

2017-05-19 20:24:21 UTC

did you see the sam hyde antics yesterday?

2017-05-19 20:24:26 UTC

sheeeit

2017-05-19 20:24:33 UTC

i shouldn't drink drive and discord

2017-05-19 20:24:35 UTC

how does he keep getting away wiht it?

2017-05-19 20:24:37 UTC

oh well

2017-05-19 20:24:38 UTC

I watched him mercilessly mow down eighteen niggers at once

2017-05-19 20:24:44 UTC

in his 1488 wheeler

2017-05-19 20:24:58 UTC

Welcome back

2017-05-19 20:25:01 UTC

I didn't miss tou

2017-05-19 20:25:06 UTC

How's your hands?

2017-05-19 20:25:13 UTC

Only I can drunk drive nanners stop

2017-05-19 20:25:26 UTC

i missed convo for you asgardian

2017-05-19 20:25:40 UTC

@FylnnGardian all better I learned the ancient technique of fingertip pullups for maximum commando grip

2017-05-19 20:25:49 UTC

Kek

2017-05-19 20:26:12 UTC

Glad to see your back. I'm a Tren warrior now.

2017-05-19 20:26:43 UTC

if birth control pills are murder, tren is too

2017-05-19 20:27:03 UTC

oh god i thought he was just a spic

2017-05-19 20:27:05 UTC

How do you not enter a plea

2017-05-19 20:27:06 UTC

is that a spigger

2017-05-19 20:27:13 UTC

Tren is an accomplice to murder

2017-05-19 20:27:15 UTC

He's probably Dominican so yes

2017-05-19 20:27:35 UTC

caribbean nigger

2017-05-19 20:27:41 UTC

i like spigger

2017-05-19 20:27:44 UTC

im gunna use spigger from now on

2017-05-19 20:27:47 UTC

they come with jerk seasoning

2017-05-19 20:27:50 UTC

I like spigger

2017-05-19 20:27:51 UTC

Splack

2017-05-19 20:28:06 UTC

Goic

2017-05-19 20:28:15 UTC

Fuck it's hot by me JFC

2017-05-19 20:28:19 UTC

Nic is nig spic

2017-05-19 20:28:20 UTC

nic

2017-05-19 20:28:27 UTC

Someone give me some rope

2017-05-19 20:28:36 UTC

tfw haven't been outside since 8am

2017-05-19 20:28:56 UTC

My blood pressure finally came down

2017-05-19 20:29:09 UTC

Manlet actually called me and apologized

2017-05-19 20:29:19 UTC

nice

2017-05-19 20:29:42 UTC

I told him that I was still gonna murder him

2017-05-19 20:29:57 UTC

*This isn't over faggot

2017-05-19 20:30:10 UTC

I should let my son knee cap him with his bat

2017-05-19 20:32:04 UTC

it's 88 here

2017-05-19 20:33:13 UTC

92 ๐Ÿ˜ค

2017-05-19 20:33:55 UTC

72.

2017-05-19 20:34:05 UTC

89

2017-05-19 20:34:09 UTC

I just mowed and edged the lawn, weeded, sprayed, drank a beer and took a nap in the hammock. White as fuck you.

2017-05-19 20:34:29 UTC

I just sat at a desk all day for jews

2017-05-19 20:34:37 UTC

I did that last night.

2017-05-19 20:34:46 UTC

LIterally, 2/3 partners are Jewish.

2017-05-19 20:35:06 UTC

They're good people, but still pretty Jewish. They don't mean anything by it, it's like getting mad at rain being wet.

2017-05-19 20:35:16 UTC

such a beautiful culture, l'chaim

2017-05-19 20:35:29 UTC

I tried to commit murder today @Hand Banana. I failed.

2017-05-19 20:35:29 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAH ITS KENNY

2017-05-19 20:35:40 UTC

Who the fuck are you @Convo ?

2017-05-19 20:35:49 UTC

literally nobody

2017-05-19 20:35:52 UTC

Awesome.

2017-05-19 20:35:53 UTC

Me too

2017-05-19 20:36:00 UTC

but you have a good voice and I like you

2017-05-19 20:36:10 UTC

btw are you the guy that does the christian segment in exodus americanus

2017-05-19 20:36:11 UTC

Wait till you get to know me amiright @FylnnGardian ?

2017-05-19 20:36:13 UTC

it sounds liek you

2017-05-19 20:36:22 UTC

but you're cascadia not apalachia

2017-05-19 20:36:32 UTC

No, that's a different guy but he's pretty talented I think.

2017-05-19 20:36:38 UTC

I see good things for him in the future.

2017-05-19 20:36:56 UTC

This has my voice on it. My ultra-super-mecha-upload of content and sheeit

2017-05-19 20:37:09 UTC

Ken and Roscoe sound alike

2017-05-19 20:37:18 UTC

oh so its roscoe

2017-05-19 20:37:20 UTC

LOL so much that when I had to be elsewhere Roscoe subbed and no one noticed.

2017-05-19 20:37:27 UTC

his monologue voice is different from his normal voice

2017-05-19 20:37:28 UTC

^^

2017-05-19 20:37:32 UTC

I remember tht

2017-05-19 20:37:35 UTC

Shit

2017-05-19 20:37:42 UTC

Good times

2017-05-19 20:37:43 UTC

A bit more nasaly I think, on both our fronts.

2017-05-19 20:37:46 UTC

Cheers

2017-05-19 20:37:57 UTC

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((nasaly)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

2017-05-19 20:38:01 UTC

Now why are you trying to murder people? Murder is bad?

2017-05-19 20:38:17 UTC

A table was thrown

2017-05-19 20:38:21 UTC

Honor was involved

2017-05-19 20:38:25 UTC

WWE was recording

2017-05-19 20:38:26 UTC

I get it.

2017-05-19 20:38:26 UTC

He went full white

2017-05-19 20:38:28 UTC

Believe me I get it

2017-05-19 20:38:52 UTC

I want to know if asgardian made the table stick in the wall

2017-05-19 20:39:00 UTC

Or if it just made a hole and fell out

2017-05-19 20:39:37 UTC

It's not spaghetti dude

2017-05-19 20:39:50 UTC

AYO LEMME A SEE IF DIS A TABLE ISA DONE COOKING EH?

2017-05-19 20:40:09 UTC

Gotta look good when you throw a table at a wall

2017-05-19 20:40:16 UTC

Wait I'm not an expert. Lets ask @JohnnyMonoxide

2017-05-19 20:40:24 UTC

Good call

2017-05-19 20:40:35 UTC

When an Italian builds a table does he throw it at the wall to see if it's done or what's the deal there?

2017-05-19 20:41:01 UTC

Can Italians build tables? I thought they just made people out of rocks

2017-05-19 20:41:02 UTC

>Italian craftsmanship

2017-05-19 20:41:14 UTC

it would shatter into 1488 pieces

2017-05-19 20:41:24 UTC

>who is da vinci

2017-05-19 20:41:28 UTC

And beautiful but non-functional cars

2017-05-19 20:41:29 UTC

Some OC fam

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315227485925015554/unknown.png

2017-05-19 20:41:29 UTC

>who is bernini

2017-05-19 20:41:31 UTC

Also guys I need a favor. There's too many women in too many chats and I can't do it alone. All women secretly want you to send them DMs of cute dogs. OK? This is no joke. Get on it.

2017-05-19 20:41:38 UTC

It just made a hole and fell out

2017-05-19 20:41:52 UTC

Building was just renovated clock fell off the wall lol

2017-05-19 20:41:54 UTC

got it, sending all women dick pics in DM

2017-05-19 20:42:02 UTC

Dogs not dicks.

2017-05-19 20:42:05 UTC

That's my new motto for life.

2017-05-19 20:42:06 UTC

thanks ken I'll tell em you sent me

2017-05-19 20:42:06 UTC

that OC implies Bill Nye wasn't always a massive faggot

2017-05-19 20:42:13 UTC

Whatever they'd probably believe you

2017-05-19 20:42:14 UTC

@Hand Banana if i want a dog should i send dogs pictures of cute girls

2017-05-19 20:42:25 UTC

@FylnnGardian I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you probably won't have this problem again

2017-05-19 20:42:27 UTC

i have a large collection of cute girls but no dog pictures

2017-05-19 20:42:46 UTC

bernini is best

2017-05-19 20:42:46 UTC

We are nice till we arent @YUGE

2017-05-19 20:42:58 UTC
2017-05-19 20:43:00 UTC

he isnt polish

2017-05-19 20:43:02 UTC

but he's great

2017-05-19 20:43:10 UTC

Based happa dog appears. Good luck and fortune will come to you but only if you forward it to 1488 based alt right girls

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315227908186701835/DSC_1060.JPG

2017-05-19 20:43:16 UTC

convo a cute polack became a citizen yesterday

2017-05-19 20:43:19 UTC

I haven't lost it like that in years man

2017-05-19 20:43:29 UTC

It happens man

2017-05-19 20:43:46 UTC

Felt good tbh

2017-05-19 20:43:59 UTC

there are many good polish sculptors

2017-05-19 20:44:00 UTC

tfw no french pop star gf to sing to dogs while im at work
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b6/30/3e/b6303e111feec2f80afbfe9e7495afcb.jpg

2017-05-19 20:44:02 UTC

they are memora le

2017-05-19 20:44:04 UTC

Sounds like it's basically no harm no foul for you

2017-05-19 20:44:07 UTC

i do not need to google them

2017-05-19 20:44:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315228161707212802/unknown.png

2017-05-19 20:44:13 UTC

SHIT

2017-05-19 20:44:18 UTC

kek

2017-05-19 20:44:19 UTC

Hopefully it sent a tone to those who saw it

2017-05-19 20:44:34 UTC

Yea I was taken care of my boss

2017-05-19 20:44:43 UTC

@northern_confederate any polish woman that moves to america is a race traitor

2017-05-19 20:44:50 UTC

jk i love you mom

2017-05-19 20:44:56 UTC

Ppl were repulsed by his comment, he didn't not get the support he thought he was gonn

2017-05-19 20:45:03 UTC

your instincts were right, she's married to a German

2017-05-19 20:45:24 UTC

borromini

2017-05-19 20:45:27 UTC

@FylnnGardian the spic's comment, not your boss, right?

2017-05-19 20:45:38 UTC

Right

2017-05-19 20:45:45 UTC

@queenarchitect baroque is ok

2017-05-19 20:45:53 UTC

Well that sounds goof

2017-05-19 20:45:57 UTC

potato lass is baroque

2017-05-19 20:46:03 UTC

i am

2017-05-19 20:46:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315228647160283146/f99c880f0e4246e97cdc7bd99a92ecca.png

2017-05-19 20:46:09 UTC

you are shadows?

2017-05-19 20:46:15 UTC

@badtanman POLISH1?

2017-05-19 20:46:21 UTC

NO

2017-05-19 20:46:22 UTC

I only understand English phonetically

2017-05-19 20:46:26 UTC

dlet

2017-05-19 20:46:27 UTC

I heard my friend tommy in the back ground say "oh shit" right after he made his comment lol

2017-05-19 20:46:40 UTC

Lol the goyim know

2017-05-19 20:46:50 UTC

Someone calm him down!!
Why should we? He's right.

2017-05-19 20:47:05 UTC

>tfw no friend named tommy at work because everyone is a foreigner or shitskin

2017-05-19 20:47:16 UTC

inb4 someone cf posts about my waifu and i go full potato

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315228941470400512/France-Gall-7635.png

2017-05-19 20:47:59 UTC

but she's not even white so it wouldnt matter

2017-05-19 20:48:09 UTC

singing with doggo in a wheat field

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315229165433520128/gall02.png

2017-05-19 20:48:21 UTC

desire to know sauce intensifies

2017-05-19 20:48:27 UTC

does she sing songs

2017-05-19 20:48:34 UTC

reverse image search kunt

2017-05-19 20:48:46 UTC

Lmgtfy

2017-05-19 20:48:52 UTC

wouldn't that be a regular image search

2017-05-19 20:49:10 UTC

alternatively portugueese man can get some finger exersize and type her name and not waste his better's time

2017-05-19 20:49:23 UTC

wat

2017-05-19 20:49:25 UTC

wew

2017-05-19 20:49:33 UTC

you already know sauce, negro

2017-05-19 20:49:40 UTC

i told you i have dementia

2017-05-19 20:49:41 UTC

or

2017-05-19 20:49:42 UTC

wait

2017-05-19 20:49:45 UTC

is she the french brunette?

2017-05-19 20:49:46 UTC

WAS I FRENCH POP POSTING TO A WALL?

2017-05-19 20:49:47 UTC

DRAG THAT SHIT TO THE OTHER TAB OR IL NIFE U M8

2017-05-19 20:49:55 UTC

or is that the russian girl

2017-05-19 20:49:57 UTC

to tota or whatever

2017-05-19 20:50:10 UTC

NEITHER

2017-05-19 20:50:16 UTC

oooooooh

2017-05-19 20:50:18 UTC

i remember now

2017-05-19 20:50:25 UTC

based shitty dancer waifu

2017-05-19 20:50:26 UTC

yeah the bad dancer

2017-05-19 20:50:42 UTC

tbh i see so many pictures of girls that they just become interchangeable cute faces

2017-05-19 20:50:50 UTC

bad dancers are so much sexier than good dancers

2017-05-19 20:50:51 UTC

understandable

2017-05-19 20:50:58 UTC

any girl that's above a 9 just becomes cute girl #9398382

2017-05-19 20:51:16 UTC

at least you recognize some faces

2017-05-19 20:51:29 UTC

I JUST SEE PEOPLE

2017-05-19 20:51:30 UTC

>tfw have to switch off my gregorian chants to listen to french singer girl

2017-05-19 20:51:31 UTC

who here /RealCarBreakDownHours/

2017-05-19 20:51:32 UTC

IT'S HELL

2017-05-19 20:51:41 UTC

theres something charming about cute girls dancing poorly

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315230051568451585/oY12NB.gif

2017-05-19 20:51:41 UTC

im sorry

2017-05-19 20:51:43 UTC

yuropoor car is going to fail me again, its going to be the transmission next time

2017-05-19 20:51:46 UTC

An illegal immigrants most expensive bill is their i Verizon i phone 7 with the unlimited data plan.

2017-05-19 20:51:49 UTC

oh christ trade in that german go kart already

2017-05-19 20:51:53 UTC

dude nice gif

2017-05-19 20:51:54 UTC

I love it man

2017-05-19 20:51:58 UTC

i wish i knew how to make gifs

2017-05-19 20:51:59 UTC

No way Im going to give it up

2017-05-19 20:52:11 UTC

Ok time to get drunk

2017-05-19 20:52:15 UTC

but the transmission is going to fail me in the next several thousand miles

2017-05-19 20:52:21 UTC

she isnt even twerking wtf

2017-05-19 20:52:31 UTC

>driving an autotragic

2017-05-19 20:52:33 UTC

@Convo just go to a youtube video and add gif before youtube to the url

2017-05-19 20:52:49 UTC

twerking was invented in 1294 by st. george himself

2017-05-19 20:52:51 UTC

I had an engine mount fixed and idk dude, maybe its just adjusting, but theres a bit of whining noise, 1st gear is much more severe than before and its rougher when its finding its idle

2017-05-19 20:52:53 UTC

twerking is implicitly white

2017-05-19 20:53:06 UTC

I twerk for fitness purposes

2017-05-19 20:53:16 UTC

after squats I do weighted assclaps

2017-05-19 20:53:36 UTC

theres still slippage in 2nd and 3rd, I think as long as I take it easy on the synchros and dont grind at all I can squeeze several thousand miles out of the car

2017-05-19 20:53:44 UTC

I just have to be really delicate lol

2017-05-19 20:54:31 UTC

mfw i see my french waifu dancing poorly

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315230767472967680/unknown.png

2017-05-19 20:54:36 UTC

@Koba did you use a stock engine mount to replace?

2017-05-19 20:54:40 UTC

Twerking: for when u run outta toilet paper

2017-05-19 20:54:46 UTC

not sure, I didnt replace it

2017-05-19 20:54:49 UTC

oh ok

2017-05-19 20:54:56 UTC

had a good mechanic replace it though, I dont think hed fuck it up

2017-05-19 20:54:57 UTC

@badtanman woes a cute

2017-05-19 20:55:08 UTC

Twerking and Daggering are the only two acceptable forms of dancing tbhfam

2017-05-19 20:55:14 UTC

no, but if you use a "harder" than stock part, it will make different noises and such

2017-05-19 20:55:21 UTC

that might be why

2017-05-19 20:55:23 UTC

not familiar with the german gokart platform

2017-05-19 20:55:28 UTC

DAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGADAGGA

2017-05-19 20:55:33 UTC

kek

2017-05-19 20:55:40 UTC

its known as the minicooper clubman of death

2017-05-19 20:55:46 UTC

but I know on VW 1.8T applications, the engine mount replacement totally changes the feel and sound of everything

2017-05-19 20:55:53 UTC

the stock mount blows ass

2017-05-19 20:55:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315231123477364746/gif_400x225_9fe261.gif

2017-05-19 20:56:02 UTC

I need to learn more about cars

2017-05-19 20:56:11 UTC

my next car is going to be something I can customize

2017-05-19 20:56:16 UTC

just learn to buy a better one

2017-05-19 20:56:27 UTC

>when a jewish pedo ruins your career in france so you flee to germany and sing in their language fluently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNZDp8XUAEw

2017-05-19 20:56:27 UTC

so I can basically buy a frame and stick some noice parts in it over time

2017-05-19 20:56:28 UTC

best girl

2017-05-19 20:56:37 UTC

@northern_confederate <:nobully:299195405772652544>

2017-05-19 20:56:38 UTC

kek

2017-05-19 20:56:39 UTC

Why don't you write into the Fatherland @Koba so we can bantz you?

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