Message from @Convo

Discord ID: 315227675113553922


2017-05-19 20:40:09 UTC  

Gotta look good when you throw a table at a wall

2017-05-19 20:40:16 UTC  

Wait I'm not an expert. Lets ask @JohnnyMonoxide

2017-05-19 20:40:24 UTC  

Good call

2017-05-19 20:40:35 UTC  

When an Italian builds a table does he throw it at the wall to see if it's done or what's the deal there?

2017-05-19 20:41:01 UTC  

Can Italians build tables? I thought they just made people out of rocks

2017-05-19 20:41:02 UTC  

>Italian craftsmanship

2017-05-19 20:41:14 UTC  

it would shatter into 1488 pieces

2017-05-19 20:41:24 UTC  

>who is da vinci

2017-05-19 20:41:28 UTC  

And beautiful but non-functional cars

2017-05-19 20:41:29 UTC  

Some OC fam

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315227485925015554/unknown.png

2017-05-19 20:41:29 UTC  

>who is bernini

2017-05-19 20:41:31 UTC  

Also guys I need a favor. There's too many women in too many chats and I can't do it alone. All women secretly want you to send them DMs of cute dogs. OK? This is no joke. Get on it.

2017-05-19 20:41:38 UTC  

It just made a hole and fell out

2017-05-19 20:41:52 UTC  

Building was just renovated clock fell off the wall lol

2017-05-19 20:41:54 UTC  

got it, sending all women dick pics in DM

2017-05-19 20:42:02 UTC  

Dogs not dicks.

2017-05-19 20:42:05 UTC  

That's my new motto for life.

2017-05-19 20:42:06 UTC  

thanks ken I'll tell em you sent me

2017-05-19 20:42:06 UTC  

that OC implies Bill Nye wasn't always a massive faggot

2017-05-19 20:42:13 UTC  

Whatever they'd probably believe you

2017-05-19 20:42:14 UTC  

@Hand Banana if i want a dog should i send dogs pictures of cute girls

2017-05-19 20:42:25 UTC  

@FylnnGardian I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you probably won't have this problem again

2017-05-19 20:42:27 UTC  

i have a large collection of cute girls but no dog pictures

2017-05-19 20:42:46 UTC  

bernini is best

2017-05-19 20:42:46 UTC  

We are nice till we arent @YUGE

2017-05-19 20:42:58 UTC  
2017-05-19 20:43:00 UTC  

he isnt polish

2017-05-19 20:43:02 UTC  

but he's great

2017-05-19 20:43:10 UTC  

Based happa dog appears. Good luck and fortune will come to you but only if you forward it to 1488 based alt right girls

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315227908186701835/DSC_1060.JPG

2017-05-19 20:43:16 UTC  

convo a cute polack became a citizen yesterday

2017-05-19 20:43:19 UTC  

I haven't lost it like that in years man

2017-05-19 20:43:29 UTC  

It happens man

2017-05-19 20:43:46 UTC  

Felt good tbh

2017-05-19 20:43:59 UTC  

there are many good polish sculptors

2017-05-19 20:44:00 UTC  

tfw no french pop star gf to sing to dogs while im at work
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b6/30/3e/b6303e111feec2f80afbfe9e7495afcb.jpg

2017-05-19 20:44:02 UTC  

they are memora le

2017-05-19 20:44:04 UTC  

Sounds like it's basically no harm no foul for you

2017-05-19 20:44:07 UTC  

i do not need to google them

2017-05-19 20:44:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/315228161707212802/unknown.png

2017-05-19 20:44:13 UTC  

SHIT

2017-05-19 20:44:18 UTC  

kek