@D'Marcus Liebowitz Damn dude you got me hooked on Baseball atm

Watching some Jap league game on stream

has baseball started

@queenarchitect my wife is friends with taylor swift while @Convo's is friends with some loser called richard d james that no one knows

mmmmmmm, hmmmmm, welllll, hmmmmm.

not in US man

since when does DMarcus like baseball

@badtanman what

this is some esoteric shit

@northern_confederate fuck you for informing me of her curryness btw

ruined it

lolol

dude that's why you don't date without dna tests

cognitive dissonance is NOT fun

dude i love cognitive dissonance are you kidding

me and confed shared dna tests within like a day of talking

I love pretending to be white when I'm actually a paki

lol

i can confirm paki @Convo

I like pretending to be funny and interesting (poorly) when I'm actually a loser neet

That babe that you shoahed, is exceptable for her kind. T'is, alright. What is her kind though.

@northern_confederate I like you fam

I dont know why you're a neet you seem pretty sharp

Thanks fam

I'm not really a neet

phew

good thing that's true

I dont really like you

lol

phew

>picking the nonwhite one

yolandi will never get that close to tswift ever

smh

@queenarchitect i didnt pick you, confed did

lolol

https://twitter.com/PatriarchMr/status/843784806966198272

real talk

fucking moortugal

if you aint listening to this

you aint white

i'm less moortugal than you you dip

>implying im n ot larping for opsec

lol

@queenarchitect Your portugeese?

yes

shes a nigger

That is great.

like 10%

@Bero explain

Better than nothing.

@badtanman M I L K E D

oh that chick

she was on antm

antm?

unless there's more of those

americas next top model

>mfw i see charli

Maybe I am bieased but I grew up in a 70% pourtugese town in CA when I was a kid.

Central Valley.

that's where i am

mfw i see yolandi

Hilmar, or Turlock?

modesto

Where I was born.

the one time i pretend not to be portuguese is when theres someone around who likes em

fml

well hello fellow modestan

@badtanman thom is a cool looking guy

he's from trainspotting 2 right

lol

is he in it?

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1490055739145.jpg

no but it's in him

Yes, I had a famous name there, we were growing Almonds, but had to sell out to Blue Diamond.

Im hitting pitt and CMU with those next

We moved to WA state.

@Convo say it to my face not online see wat happens

ah, i love when all the almond orchards are in bloom

@Brad Small IS A THOT

EVERYONE

ALERT

Yes.

@Brad Small IS A MALE THOT

kek

@Brad Small thot

@queenarchitect & @northern_confederate

lolwut

@queenarchitect How old are you?

shes 101

like rockefeller

lol

26

like dalmations

who member

Are you from Hilmar?

@badtanman who is that

no

Or Delhi?