Oh math kak

Something like that.

The only time i can actually speak in vc no one is there to speak to

My parents doesn't like the idea of Discord cuz it sounds sketchy if you talk to someone online at night

Ok but it seems like joking about where Sipho got the 10k plays into the stereotype/trope of the black dude not earning the money.

My dad allso asked me the other night when he visited. Are you talking to drug dealers.... and I was like Ja totally

haha your parents sound like boomers

Meerkat sells me the Tik

@BraaiBroodjie i don't sell tik kak. only Ritalin

😂 🤙

Ritalin=quality

Some people just really kak ignorant.

@Matty R50 a pill on black market

Fucc

I need 200 tonight

I didn't like uppers

Icky sticky green is all I want.

@BraaiBroodjie R26 bucks a average a pill if you have a script. But the doctor visits costs about R200. And if i calculate all the costs like gas. It is like R35 per pill. So i think R60 per pill in school time and R75 during exams

Round numbers work best. R60 for one R100 for two

Whose in p.e here?

@Matty your mom

I know but who else

Renaldo

I know but who else

I know more but won't disclose theire location they can tell themselves

I'm from Wakanda

Im just curious as im from p.e

@BraaiBroodjie stan lee was the creator of the only successful African country

True.

Wakanda

I live in wakanda

People conveniently forget the fact that it's a fictional place created and funded by a white man.

That's racist braaibroodjie !

@BraaiBroodjie truth ≠ racism

I'm voting Dagga Party

I am voting BLF

Fuccc Yea

Or Vryheid Front

This phone is jagggs

Why

Auto correcting

Turn it off

Ua ya ua ya ua ya ua ya ua ya ua ya ua ya

<:dab:491739133379608582>

(the chorus of my Mumble Willem Pretzel Distrack)

Im voting eff

Daniel Friedman triggered the nai out of Willem.

Im nearly done meerkat

Freedom of speech is only freedom of speech when he is not offended ya

You make as if Renaldo is copying ya

But you are #RenaldoMade

Renaldo Made (2x)

True

Willem Petzer is nothing but Renaldo Made

Who listen to NF and think he's a fucking amazing lyricist

Forgot can't talk the truth.

Citizen said that René is your wife but
Actually she wants you out of her life...

0-0

👀

<a:NopeThink:482911039290212362>

You couldn't even become a veterinarian
And now you preace like a vegetarian

Let me sparr with malema and zuma one on one jirre I'd do anything for that day

Afriforum ya. You pretend like a best friends but when you cause kak then you have no friends

That one is a bit shitty. I just am thumb sucking it

Will round it of later

Friends for a minute.
Hoping she'll come back for a second.

Afriforum and Willem Where friends for a minute.
But hoping she will come back for a second

Flexing like real boer but at the end of the day he has the mentality of a plaas hoer

Plaas kwakkie.
Running to Afri for a free bakkie.
Sakkie die hele rugby span is deer jou blond girl se kwakkie

You wish your big bakkie
Will lead you to her kwakkie

Mielie boer.
N magneet vir blond girls met vellie shoes.

You want to stay in Orania
Because you are blanja
And your eyes are blou

Nah bra step it up

We need a chorus

Wtf

🤔

@Apollo ek vir eens chat in voice chat

gan jy praat of gan ek weer luister hoe jy asem haal

Ek gaan praat

😂

cant wait to destroy all the Mandela statues .

It's early..

Yo Willem Pretzel you pretend to be so boer
But when thing get tough
you run to the plaas hoer.
Don't worry things are not that rough.

You drive a big red boer bakkie
To get some Afrikaans kwakkie
Citizen said that René is your wife
But actually she wants you out her life

You claim to believe in freedom of speech
But friedmans song made you cry like a bitch....
You say Renaldo copies your content
But he is the one who can fuck with consent

You have no job and needs Patreon to get paid
The only reason you are so big because you are #RenaldoMade

Almost done

🔥

You believe that you and Afriforum Friends
But when shit hit the fan they run run away
You smoke pipe because vape is gay
But it might lead to your soon end

😂😂

@AndeB is Mr. ED

erectile dysfunction

@AndeB dink hy is groot omdat hy nou Matriek is

😂 it's going somewhere but still needs refinement

@BraaiBroodjie yip. But it was mostly thumb sucked

@Meerkat_RSA ADHD mense is nie retarded nie, so hy kani ADHD wees nie

dalk is hy op die spectrum

It is too much poemy

@Apollo true

Needs to be more mes steek than klip gooi

@BraaiBroodjie so it should be meer rof

René think she is extremely hot
But she is just a political thot

😵 killer

Write that one down

she isnt that attractive tho it was mostly that it was a reasonably attractive chick that had something to do with willem that the gag started

@AndeB yip

@AndeB maar haar sussies is nogals warm

nee

sys die mooiste

Sies just watched that D,elivery video...... skurffff

<:REE:491738368791543809>

❗

Well, hello there.

D-liver that cock directly to ya.

holy shit those eliptical machines really do you in

ecliptical

epiliptial

those things you exercise on

really good machines!

pretty rad it powers itself as you work out on it

I like them alright

Kills me calves lol

kills me insecurities

^.^

That too

Really good for cardio as well.

I haven't been on an elliptical in ages though..since I was in California and that was..in..2006..

Holy shit Apollo what is cutting my duder

@ZombieQueen I was praying at the end of it, it really grills you damn, thought it was a meme machine

It really does.

going to do it again tomorrow, with a hangover

Made me feel like I was gonna pop a lung after trying to catch my breath

Nooo

Have fun puking then

Yesssss

hahaha, yessss

For sure

I'm sore 2 days after my last workout.. >.< STILL

rip

im also hurting ffs

this pool here help a lot though after gym

I went at 11 am today it was fairly quiet, some thots and bros hanging around, but was comfy

The back of my thigh muscles, and back need a good deep tissue massage forreal.

Some thots and bros lel

ye manlets and thots as far as you can see

I'm surprised you didn't prey on all the thotties.

oh no maam

😂 Why not?

I just do my routines and stuff untill i start becoming the prey

Oh jesus

Bahaha

that's how daddy did it, that's how daddy gonna do it again

https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ 😂

I do greet everyone in the gym etc and make smalltalk with the manlets im not autistic

high five the black guys, etc

totally not shut in or weird etc

I see my home town in the news, again

You greet EVERYONE in the gym?

@ZombieQueen well most of the folks its a small gym

this is small town SA but it really is a nice gym I have to say

surprised by the density of the thot population tbqo

Even still...I'd be lucky if I managed to talk to one person to be honest. I am so socially fucking inept compared to some of you.. Lol

And plus...talking interferes with my rep counting, so nah.

@ZombieQueen 😮

no way you're crazy on here though?

I am?

How often you you ACTUALLY see me active?

all the time!

though that could be because of my stalking im not sure

Stalking haha

Sure

Well im a shit stalker but I still stalk

Some stalkers are better/more dedicated than others!

Honestly, I am a tad more social, playful and more myself online than in real life.

IRL my social anxiety tends to dominate..

@ZombieQueen I think that applies to everyone don't worry about it

True to some extent, yes.

Everyone's a 6'2 chad online

been like that since fucking IRC

Heh IRC

when they show up at your door they're 5'4 hobbits

I'm a Hobbit. ^.^

ye but you're a woman

Where's my second breakfast?

kek

I've been on 4chan /fit/ for some time now, the obsession with height is INSANE

Elevensies? ^.^

REally?

you cannot understand how obsessed dudes become with height

people kill themselves because of it, people get bone extensions

I didn't know it was such a big thing for dudes

No, I understand. Men are obsessed with size and measurments in every aspect, to dick size, shoe size, height, hands, shit..even how much hair one still has on his head. Everything is a competition. I think it's comical sometimes.

I'm not really that tall, im 6'1, but damn the sub 6 guys fucking seethe over this shit

I like being twater free

Do you?

I'm not important enough for Twitter to stress me out, so I'm good.

@ZombieQueen There was a guy in the gym today, like 20-22 yo, built fucking great, you can see he's been hitting the gym for a while, looks excellent, but he's like a head shorter than me, thots ignore him and ask me if im using weights like 10 feet away from me

thinking back I realize how much bullshit the height thing is for some

Ouch

@ZombieQueen it is just some cancerous black Twitter accounts blaming whites for everything i don't need such stuff at this moment in my live.

One Uncle of mine is nearly 7 foot..the other bare makes it to like..5'9..He's super insecure about it even though he's the more "typically attractive" one..

physical attraction is the smallest factor for women. responsibility and competence is more attractive.

barely*

@ZombieQueen 5'9 is fine! but ya guys get weird about, 7ft is a bit freaky

GG @Meerkat_RSA, you just advanced to level 30!

@ZombieQueen we also got some dinosaurs grazing around in the malls here

I find intelligence, humor and compatibility more attractive...competence and responsibility is quite nice also. Lol @Duke

6'5 monstrosities

Damn O.O

@ZombieQueen Ill remember to start cracking jokes at the gym and be really competent with my lifts, thank you.

You're welcome.

😛

oh and me responsible and remove weights after using them!

YESSS!!!

You're getting it.

Thank you, best stalk ever

Oh, and don't drop the bar like a mongoloid.

REspect the gym lul

lol

@Duke 10/10

this is like the guy this morning

felt legit bad for the dude you can see he works fucking hard

That dudes neck is almost bigger than my thigh.... @Duke

he's at the top of the mountain and he's only halfway up

^.^

its cool if you're shorter your muscles look better!

there are pros to it not sure why people are going insane over it

im going for the thor look though I dont want to look like a dwarven tank

Evenly dispersed

ye or even ryan reynolds I just dont want to be fat

I like having epic shoulders though that's rad

Rounded shoulders are nice.

gotta start working on pullups but im 109kg currently

once ii get 220 pounds Ill start pullups

My upper body strength has always been my weakness. I doubt I could even do a pull up anymore.

I did 3x7 370 pound chest presses on the machine today

but I think those machines are a meme

gotta do proper bench presses

More resistance without the machine imo

I've been doing a stupid amount of pushups especially when I was a fatass so had a fuckton of weight to push

I could probably to 370 or more bottom...but top? Nope..I'd for sure kill myself ptobably

I started doing pushups on my knees

It is time to stop

@ZombieQueen ye I got big ol titties from the pushups you need those muscles for chest push stuff

cant wait for my trainer bra

I hope breastfeeding wont hurt 😦

I still feel like shit from yesterday. I need some serious motivation to workout today 'cause I didn't yesterday 💔

take some music with you and just do it, its good to get out of the house etc

and you'll feel better afterwards

always opposites dont want to go + feel better afterwards

No doubt I always feel better afterwards. Too many biochemicals flying around not to, but getting yourself to do it.

Oof