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2018-10-04 00:52:57 UTC

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2018-10-04 00:53:30 UTC

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2018-10-04 00:54:06 UTC

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2018-10-04 01:54:38 UTC

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2018-10-04 01:55:27 UTC

gotta be a poe

2018-10-04 01:56:12 UTC

***the Orange Menace***

2018-10-04 01:56:25 UTC

in theatres 2019

2018-10-04 01:57:29 UTC

you mean 2018

2018-10-04 01:57:33 UTC

it's already playing..

2018-10-04 01:57:42 UTC

i think Micheal Moor produced it

2018-10-04 01:57:46 UTC

you mean 2016

2018-10-04 01:57:54 UTC

this is S3 of 2016

2018-10-04 01:59:18 UTC

is 2016 a reboot of failed attempt of 2012 or it's own thing

2018-10-04 01:59:44 UTC

too much recycling is going on

2018-10-04 01:59:57 UTC

2016 is the year we all got swept up in the singularity and moved to another timeline

2018-10-04 01:59:58 UTC

How come we never hear the bleached blonde thots get called orange as a pejorative

2018-10-04 02:00:06 UTC

that's how we got president Trump

2018-10-04 02:00:20 UTC

and now everyone is insane

2018-10-04 02:00:44 UTC

if something like that happened, it must been much earlier..probably something to do with CERN

2018-10-04 02:01:33 UTC

The shit behind soc justice started around in the 60's right ?

2018-10-04 02:01:40 UTC

CERN: Founded: September 29, 1954

2018-10-04 02:01:51 UTC

considering it takes some time to put plan into motion..

2018-10-04 02:02:23 UTC

<:TimThink:482277772497125378> <:TimThink:482277772497125378> <:TimThink:482277772497125378> <:TimThink:482277772497125378> <:TimThink:482277772497125378> <:TimThink:482277772497125378> <:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2018-10-04 02:02:28 UTC

coincidence?

2018-10-04 02:02:36 UTC

yup.. cern was founded, they did some shit that put us into alternative timeline and the soc justice was born

2018-10-04 02:02:51 UTC

I'm convinced now

2018-10-04 02:03:04 UTC

There is only one solution to all of this:



We have to go back in time and rescue Hitler.

2018-10-04 02:03:09 UTC

I'll spread this theory. I'll be proud of it. I'll make cool VN about it

2018-10-04 02:03:23 UTC

Steins;gate is nonfiction

2018-10-04 02:03:26 UTC

@Undead Mockingbird Africa still has open air slave trade lmao

2018-10-04 02:03:27 UTC

With a cutes trap character in it

2018-10-04 02:03:30 UTC

Except we never excaped the bad timeline

2018-10-04 02:03:34 UTC

make sure to include a ladyboy and a retard genius

2018-10-04 02:03:54 UTC

i don't like this story

2018-10-04 02:03:55 UTC

@Dan V Yes, but at least they are open air and not in offices with sexist air conditioning, shitlord!

2018-10-04 02:04:00 UTC

i want off this ride, you guys

2018-10-04 02:04:03 UTC

i bought bananas today

2018-10-04 02:04:07 UTC

might do some tests

2018-10-04 02:04:11 UTC

Tuturu

2018-10-04 02:04:36 UTC

@Undead Mockingbird you would be privileged enough to assume that the air isn't also sexist

2018-10-04 02:04:44 UTC

@Undead Mockingbird being a sexist is worse than being a slave owner confirmed

2018-10-04 02:04:56 UTC

Obviously global warming is racist and sexist.

2018-10-04 02:05:00 UTC

DUH

2018-10-04 02:05:13 UTC

well i mean, if you're black you can own slaves and it's fine

2018-10-04 02:05:19 UTC

pollution is definitely racist

2018-10-04 02:05:33 UTC

ask BLM London

2018-10-04 02:06:13 UTC

This is all Blimpelfoot Dompf's fault.

2018-10-04 02:06:46 UTC

oh definitely

2018-10-04 02:07:15 UTC

He should have cleaned his room.

2018-10-04 02:07:29 UTC

But noooooo .... he had to decide that we should be ruled by lobsters.

2018-10-04 02:07:58 UTC

Good job. Hope you brought enough butter for everyone ...

2018-10-04 02:08:10 UTC

still better than the huffington post's understanding of JBP

2018-10-04 02:08:40 UTC

So you are saying that we should all just go home and play with our Cindy Dolls then, hm? @Dan V

2018-10-04 02:08:59 UTC

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2018-10-04 02:09:23 UTC

@Undead Mockingbird you follow your dreams, buddy

2018-10-04 02:09:35 UTC

no...i'm not saying that

2018-10-04 02:11:41 UTC

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2018-10-04 02:12:15 UTC

WHAT?

2018-10-04 02:12:21 UTC

Did he really write that?

2018-10-04 02:12:32 UTC

You can't control your phone's deivces because of that

2018-10-04 02:12:42 UTC

you can't just execute arbitrary code on a phone

2018-10-04 02:12:44 UTC

that's bs

2018-10-04 02:13:08 UTC

what it does is that it sends a text with a wildcard receiver

2018-10-04 02:14:00 UTC

THere are some remote exploits, sure, but I don't think that's how that particular one works.

2018-10-04 02:14:08 UTC

Also, I don't think that's a separate chip

2018-10-04 02:19:28 UTC

Wait ... I actually want to know how this works now.

2018-10-04 02:19:40 UTC

I am pretty sure what this guy says is bullshit.

2018-10-04 02:19:46 UTC

I know how to do spacing in GIMP

2018-10-04 02:19:56 UTC

I am a software engineer, but I don't know about that particular aspect right now.

2018-10-04 02:19:56 UTC

But admit I don't know how to pick font sizes

2018-10-04 02:27:06 UTC

tbh I'm absolutely terrible with fonts

2018-10-04 02:27:51 UTC

i can't even tell them apart unless it's so obvious a someone without glasses could tell

2018-10-04 02:42:04 UTC

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2018-10-04 03:07:34 UTC

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2018-10-04 03:07:42 UTC

Gamers rise up

2018-10-04 03:12:07 UTC

'We've also discovered a YouTube video of Tanner Flake pretending to commit suicide. Let's keep harassing a 15 year old until he actually does it!'

2018-10-04 03:35:21 UTC

play it cool, deer

2018-10-04 03:59:51 UTC

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2018-10-04 03:59:59 UTC

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2018-10-04 04:14:59 UTC

I found the answer to the chicken

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2018-10-04 04:25:31 UTC

b-but correlation does n-not imply c-causation

2018-10-04 04:28:16 UTC

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2018-10-04 04:31:09 UTC

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2018-10-04 06:05:46 UTC

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2018-10-04 06:36:18 UTC

"and you see these break ins every day" "yes" "amazing"
indeed fuking amazing, you would think youd have a zelous cop patrool at this point

2018-10-04 06:55:40 UTC

What the fuck would calling his mom accomplish?

2018-10-04 06:55:58 UTC

"YOU LEAVE MY BOY ALONE! HE'S A GOOD BOY, HE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'!"

2018-10-04 06:57:56 UTC

more or less

2018-10-04 08:10:09 UTC

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2018-10-04 09:23:00 UTC

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2018-10-04 09:56:04 UTC

We need to ban assault catapults

2018-10-04 12:29:37 UTC

If her parents anti-vax is it still safe to finger her because I ain't trying to give a ~~bitch~~ wamen polio

2018-10-04 12:32:14 UTC

Or catch it and give it to the dog ๐Ÿค”
Can you wash Polio off?

2018-10-04 12:32:35 UTC

please @ me when you answer I'll be in class

2018-10-04 13:17:54 UTC

@DOGASS dogs can't get polio, so in that regard fingering a bitch is safe. Cross-species infection IS a possibility but it's astronomically small and just living near/with the bitch and feeding her e.g. table scraps is a bigger risk. Now, I'd still say you SHOULDN'T finger your bitch for moral reasons but eh. Do what you must if you must.

2018-10-04 13:18:10 UTC

we should ban assault catapults, i find the lack of nice wooden finish disgusting ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ

2018-10-04 13:19:30 UTC

I really want to see a tactical catapult now. Folding throwing-arm, matte black finish, etc.

2018-10-04 13:21:53 UTC

tac sac

2018-10-04 13:23:45 UTC

@DOGASS if you're still worried, you can get single-user nitrile gloves from most hardware stores that are safer, less reactive and thinner than latex. You use them for things like certain glues, paints, or perishable stuff like food

2018-10-04 14:04:50 UTC

Test

2018-10-04 14:05:00 UTC

Damn, it's quick to update

2018-10-04 14:29:53 UTC

Changed bitch to wamen to avoid confusion

2018-10-04 14:33:27 UTC

@Crow good response that's some Rick and Morty level IQ

2018-10-04 15:23:42 UTC

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2018-10-04 15:24:37 UTC

lol , does this mean tim was raped by trump in one of hes vids ? Now he can #Me To

2018-10-04 15:30:59 UTC

"orange menace"

2018-10-04 15:31:21 UTC

all that reminds me of is when spongebob said pink menace in that Christmas episode

2018-10-04 16:10:30 UTC

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2018-10-04 16:15:06 UTC

birds have the funniest memes

2018-10-04 16:18:56 UTC

fuckin bird supremacists taking over

2018-10-04 16:23:57 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-10-04 16:24:13 UTC

why you hate mr. tori-senpai so much?

2018-10-04 16:25:19 UTC

you humans will gladly take all our tasty, crunchy wings, but you never appreciate our memes

2018-10-04 16:27:33 UTC

there was a girl in my japanese class named audrey and we basically called her "big bird"

2018-10-04 16:27:56 UTC

because "o-dori"

2018-10-04 16:37:05 UTC

nice pun

2018-10-04 16:58:56 UTC

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2018-10-04 16:59:07 UTC

them total votes shit

2018-10-04 16:59:08 UTC

damn

2018-10-04 17:02:34 UTC

lol

2018-10-04 17:04:52 UTC

he got round house kicked in the ol' paycheck

2018-10-04 17:07:34 UTC

nice twin towers lol

2018-10-04 17:42:45 UTC

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2018-10-04 17:49:56 UTC

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2018-10-04 17:50:01 UTC

dunno if this was posted here

2018-10-04 17:50:07 UTC

but I found it hillarious

2018-10-04 17:59:25 UTC

da fuq is GoG doing? They do free game giveaways to users from time to time (literally 1 click if you have the client installed), but it's usually older titles, "low-price high-value" indies, or slav games in the $5-10 range. Now they're giving away Shadow Warrior 2, a 2016 release with solid reviews, and it's still a $40 game on Steam, don't think I've seen it below $20 or maybe $15

2018-10-04 18:00:24 UTC

I mean, obviously it's advertisement so here I am shilling and doing their job for them, but I have a hard time making sense of how this investment is supposed to work on their end.

2018-10-04 18:10:28 UTC

We do not have a music channel, so I will dump this here.

2018-10-04 18:11:01 UTC

holy shit i forgot how to cook

2018-10-04 18:11:23 UTC

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2018-10-04 18:11:29 UTC

'fried rice'

2018-10-04 18:11:31 UTC

the hell am i doing

2018-10-04 18:18:21 UTC
2018-10-04 18:18:42 UTC
2018-10-04 18:19:02 UTC

Pidgin english is the best

2018-10-04 18:19:11 UTC

I want to learn how to speak it.

2018-10-04 18:20:23 UTC

I finally found a purpose in life.

2018-10-04 18:20:36 UTC

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2018-10-04 18:25:39 UTC

to this day I can't believe that BBC pidgin is real

2018-10-04 18:49:59 UTC

you only want to learn pidgin because it kinda sounds like pidgeon, admit it

2018-10-04 18:57:18 UTC

๏ผš๏ผˆ

2018-10-04 18:57:22 UTC

you caught me

2018-10-04 18:57:33 UTC

Also, birds are the master race.

2018-10-04 18:57:43 UTC

/thread

2018-10-04 19:06:22 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:05:17 UTC

Holy shit guys I've been without power for 11 hours. Got any memes? I'm shakin dude, help a brother out.

2018-10-04 20:06:05 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:06:18 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:06:37 UTC

https://www.facebook.com/DankTrumpMeme/videos/1955530747827929/ Donald Hutter II - "Iโ€™m pro life but heโ€™s got me second guessing myself because I think maybe he should have been aborted."

2018-10-04 20:06:41 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:06:43 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:06:47 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:07:01 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:07:17 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:07:28 UTC

@.B source pls

2018-10-04 20:07:38 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:07:49 UTC

it's in the image

2018-10-04 20:07:57 UTC

>222957

2018-10-04 20:07:57 UTC

Thanks man.

2018-10-04 20:08:09 UTC

it's gay though, you've been warned

2018-10-04 20:08:33 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:08:37 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:09:06 UTC

*nice*

2018-10-04 20:10:04 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:10:06 UTC

@Crow ashens has shown that thing

2018-10-04 20:10:25 UTC

can't be bothered to find the link, but he has

2018-10-04 20:10:45 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:10:59 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:11:27 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:11:34 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:11:40 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:11:54 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:12:27 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:12:32 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:13:24 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:13:29 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:13:40 UTC

Thats better. On the plus side, got a visit from the red cross. Got a free flask of hot water. Checkmate Libertarians.

2018-10-04 20:14:34 UTC

I think that's called charity

2018-10-04 20:14:50 UTC

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2018-10-04 20:14:51 UTC

also, why the fuck is the red cross randomly stopping by

2018-10-04 20:14:56 UTC

'Thats the joke'

2018-10-04 20:15:34 UTC

Had no power since 10:30. Now 21:15.

2018-10-04 20:15:44 UTC

They just chacking everyone was OK

2018-10-04 20:16:03 UTC

fair enough

2018-10-04 20:16:15 UTC

I'm miles from anywhere.

2018-10-04 20:16:18 UTC

also, get a hand crank or solar phone charger

2018-10-04 20:17:25 UTC

Got a genny. Couldn't be assed to drag it over here. Didn't think it would go on this long.

2018-10-04 20:17:36 UTC

Normaly only last an hour at the most.

2018-10-04 20:18:00 UTC

wouldnt it make sense to use the generator after the second hour or so then?

2018-10-04 20:18:55 UTC

Sun shinnin, Don't need when the suns out. Thinking forward isn't my strong point.

2018-10-04 20:49:29 UTC

not only the polygraph was faked

2018-10-04 20:49:38 UTC

they also only did 2 basic questions

2018-10-04 20:49:40 UTC

amusing

2018-10-04 21:18:49 UTC

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2018-10-04 21:18:55 UTC

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2018-10-04 21:19:11 UTC

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2018-10-04 21:19:33 UTC

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2018-10-04 23:16:09 UTC

pls mk spooktober end

2018-10-04 23:35:33 UTC

can't stand the boner anymore ?

2018-10-04 23:35:56 UTC

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2018-10-04 23:40:24 UTC

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2018-10-04 23:48:45 UTC

lmao

2018-10-05 00:18:19 UTC

the longer I look at it, the worse it gets

2018-10-05 00:18:36 UTC

QPOC stands for queer people of color. Yeah, an actual group on our campus

2018-10-05 00:19:21 UTC

I thought someone was trying to bring back aztec form of government

2018-10-05 00:19:34 UTC

totally looks like it

2018-10-05 00:24:22 UTC

our cat was the same, if you held her and went into bathroom, she would grab onto you till the blood comes out

2018-10-05 00:28:00 UTC

old news I know

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