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2018-10-03 12:04:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497016049926144000/Funny_Burka_Muslim_Women_-_Australia.jpg

2018-10-03 12:07:21 UTC

Glad to finally see some black representation in the ghost costume sector.

2018-10-03 12:07:32 UTC

Those aren't costumes, those are trash bags.

2018-10-03 12:07:51 UTC

No, they are not!

2018-10-03 12:07:59 UTC

I saw them all go to the same Halloween party.

2018-10-03 12:08:11 UTC

There were speakers making announcements in some kind of ghost language.

2018-10-03 12:09:33 UTC

And then they all got onto the ground and did some kind of yoga.

2018-10-03 12:09:49 UTC

They even had little yoga mats for it.

2018-10-03 12:10:45 UTC

Guys, you have to believe me!

2018-10-03 12:11:08 UTC

lol

2018-10-03 12:11:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497017879682744341/image0.jpg

2018-10-03 12:55:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497028839499628544/carrotbottom.png

2018-10-03 13:05:31 UTC
2018-10-03 13:05:45 UTC

i have no idea how it cam up in my suggestions

2018-10-03 13:05:49 UTC

but, here it is

2018-10-03 13:13:55 UTC

Google is correlating your shadow profile with data from a thousand other sites, you probably got that because you watch so much gay porn

2018-10-03 13:14:18 UTC

;^)

2018-10-03 13:39:24 UTC

@Matt-Kill723 i'd stick it in her

2018-10-03 13:39:29 UTC

helps you feel alive

2018-10-03 13:44:26 UTC

can't feel alive if you're already dead

2018-10-03 13:48:38 UTC

HOW TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD!

2018-10-03 13:48:42 UTC

My favorite book.

2018-10-03 13:48:50 UTC

Ever since I was falsely accused, at least.

2018-10-03 13:49:10 UTC

lol

2018-10-03 13:49:25 UTC

you did it

2018-10-03 13:49:28 UTC

you know you did

2018-10-03 13:49:36 UTC

I am starting to meet someone who's had a false allegation made against them almost every week now.

2018-10-03 13:49:43 UTC

aren't you a huwite male?

2018-10-03 13:49:43 UTC

Shit is starting to boil over.

2018-10-03 13:50:02 UTC

I raped 99999999 women in 1485.

2018-10-03 13:50:09 UTC

Damn yo

2018-10-03 13:50:12 UTC

With my male gaze.

2018-10-03 13:50:14 UTC

that's a lot of women

2018-10-03 13:50:30 UTC

Yes, I was accidentally looking in the direction of a women's march.

2018-10-03 13:50:49 UTC

It left them traumatized, as soon as they realized that I had a Y chromosome.

2018-10-03 13:50:59 UTC

There was blood everywhere.

2018-10-03 13:51:30 UTC

If I had looked at them a split second longer, it would have been another Hiroshima.

2018-10-03 13:51:53 UTC

The male gaze is kind of like Cyclops from the X-Men.

2018-10-03 13:51:59 UTC

Should have whipped your dick out

2018-10-03 13:52:06 UTC

and said "Bow unto me!"

2018-10-03 13:53:27 UTC

can we stir more discent inside the left by pitting anti-racists against the #metoo/believeallwomen people?

2018-10-03 13:53:37 UTC

i mean, they are mostly white women it seems

2018-10-03 13:53:44 UTC

Here is how the male gaze works.

2018-10-03 13:54:45 UTC

@Grenade123 go ask 4chan

2018-10-03 13:54:57 UTC

but that is the direction its all going in anyway

2018-10-03 13:55:14 UTC

Yes, I had a fake twitter account for a while

2018-10-03 13:55:18 UTC

It was epic

2018-10-03 13:55:25 UTC

I was called PowerWomon

2018-10-03 13:55:59 UTC

People eventually caught on because I couldn't keep a straight face (no homo).

2018-10-03 13:56:14 UTC

"black men, these white women are using the #believeallwomen and #metoo campaigns to get you thrown in jail. They haven't changed since before the 50s. You are a threat to them. They fear black men more than any other man."

2018-10-03 13:56:27 UTC

Good one.

2018-10-03 13:56:38 UTC

Stoke that racial tension, I say.

2018-10-03 13:56:54 UTC

you'd have to edit a bit of that

2018-10-03 13:56:59 UTC

one, more spelling mistakes

2018-10-03 13:57:00 UTC

You'd be a George Soros one day.

2018-10-03 13:57:06 UTC

OH, yeah

2018-10-03 13:57:09 UTC

sentences are too long

2018-10-03 13:57:09 UTC

drop the "since the 50's" part

2018-10-03 13:57:15 UTC

and you need to say bix nood a bunch

2018-10-03 13:57:36 UTC

"They fear the power of black men. Rise up kings and queens!"

2018-10-03 13:57:41 UTC

>Yes, I was accidentally looking in the direction of a women's march.
>There was blood everywhere.
That's because the kind of wamhyn that attend wermon marches consider sanitary products an oppressive part of the patriarchy

2018-10-03 13:58:01 UTC

krk

2018-10-03 13:58:03 UTC

kek

2018-10-03 13:58:18 UTC

@Crow you remember free bleeding?

2018-10-03 13:58:30 UTC

i was on 4chan when they were talking about that!

2018-10-03 13:58:36 UTC

never thought people would be THAT stupid

2018-10-03 13:58:46 UTC

i told them it would never work

2018-10-03 13:58:49 UTC

i was wrong ...

2018-10-03 13:58:57 UTC

I told them of course it will work

2018-10-03 13:59:25 UTC

Well, it seems as if you've had more of a well tuned cynicism for the state of social retardation.

2018-10-03 13:59:29 UTC

Even utterly retarded shit like #BaldForBieber works

2018-10-03 13:59:41 UTC

Hats off to you, my fellow birb.

2018-10-03 14:00:16 UTC

But then again, everyone knows birds are the master race.

2018-10-03 14:01:10 UTC

From what I've seen it's more a case of execution than content, if it *looks* good enough the idea, no matter how stupid, will work

2018-10-03 14:02:01 UTC

Take for example the "skeletons are white supremacy" probably won't take off, but I haven't paid too much attention

2018-10-03 14:02:46 UTC

It looks too half-assed, it doesn't have the same *sting* to it as say ๐Ÿ‘Œ = White Power

2018-10-03 14:03:01 UTC

OMFG, YES THAT IS ANOTHER ONE

2018-10-03 14:03:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497045935868608513/image_94.jpg

2018-10-03 14:03:14 UTC

Birds are good

2018-10-03 14:09:06 UTC

birds are god

2018-10-03 14:10:16 UTC

One day, people will recognize our superiority.

2018-10-03 14:10:29 UTC

stop raping ducks

2018-10-03 14:10:36 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-10-03 14:10:40 UTC

she asked for it

2018-10-03 14:10:53 UTC

but, it's all water off a duck's back now

2018-10-03 14:11:11 UTC

so i don't understand what you are all crowing about

2018-10-03 14:13:41 UTC

you're punny

2018-10-03 14:57:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497059727038218240/Dol0suDXoAARPPg.png

2018-10-03 14:58:50 UTC

Ducks don't care, I learned that from Art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_-I1aRGttY

2018-10-03 14:59:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497060136406220840/Dokej-iXkAA611_.png

2018-10-03 15:01:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497060577349468170/1433123542989.gif

2018-10-03 15:02:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497060816202235905/1441864803096.gif

2018-10-03 15:02:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497060903922040832/1483364773032.jpg

2018-10-03 15:21:40 UTC

i wanna know how christian bale can go from this

2018-10-03 15:21:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497065723059896320/images.png

2018-10-03 15:21:49 UTC

to this

2018-10-03 15:21:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497065760468762626/b0abff45-4952-4bd6-9e99-eae66d0cefc3-vice-dom-0510-049V2_R32_1_rgb.png

2018-10-03 15:25:01 UTC

Wow thats an actor if I've ever seen one. The dedication

2018-10-03 15:57:21 UTC

they got like them weird rubber bits they have gotten really good at applying and then putting make-up over

2018-10-03 16:11:44 UTC

*barf*
That looks like Helmut Kohl.

2018-10-03 16:36:34 UTC

huh, so there are porn parodies of bowsette now

2018-10-03 16:42:31 UTC

That was fast.

2018-10-03 16:49:19 UTC

fast? that took far longer than I was expecting

2018-10-03 16:52:52 UTC

cursed

2018-10-03 16:54:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497088977699078144/15c50d17bbaeebf3bf3957ecc65a1f63.png

2018-10-03 17:44:33 UTC

looks invalid to me ๐Ÿ˜

2018-10-03 17:44:43 UTC

maybe we should deport him

2018-10-03 17:49:59 UTC

assassination failed: target more agile than expected

2018-10-03 17:53:57 UTC

some insurance companies are like this ๐Ÿ˜

2018-10-03 17:57:36 UTC

holy fuck

2018-10-03 17:57:43 UTC

no thank you

2018-10-03 18:00:15 UTC

fuckin hell

2018-10-03 18:00:21 UTC

is that real?

2018-10-03 18:11:37 UTC

if it was me faking it, I would remove the cable from the start ๐Ÿ˜

2018-10-03 18:11:56 UTC

looks real imo

2018-10-03 18:18:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497110305437122561/1538578060680.jpg

2018-10-03 18:31:29 UTC

kek

2018-10-03 18:36:55 UTC

i'm impressed he managed that

2018-10-03 18:37:23 UTC

although the lead up to it with his fucking tongue is hilarious

2018-10-03 18:42:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497116138837245967/IMG_20181003_143916.jpg

2018-10-03 18:42:09 UTC

lol

2018-10-03 19:15:53 UTC

GAMERS RISE UP

2018-10-03 19:16:15 UTC

GANG WEED

2018-10-03 19:16:26 UTC

geymers

2018-10-03 19:31:52 UTC

A great little vid of the rang of new 3D printers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHTkaPg4kOg

2018-10-03 19:53:54 UTC

lol

2018-10-03 19:55:50 UTC

Not that again

2018-10-03 19:55:52 UTC

Damnit

2018-10-03 19:55:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497134737215848459/image0.png

2018-10-03 19:55:58 UTC

There

2018-10-03 19:57:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497135103705874452/gjtadfnvlf6z.png

2018-10-03 20:08:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497137928963751946/image0.jpg

2018-10-03 20:09:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497138229842149407/agxAQnS.jpg

2018-10-03 20:10:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497138428559753216/1441865800432.jpg

2018-10-03 20:11:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497138553411731456/image0.jpg

2018-10-03 20:28:09 UTC

rofl

2018-10-03 20:35:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497144693570928640/43065449_513388755739264_1488879812209541120_n.png

2018-10-03 21:14:56 UTC

๐Ÿ˜„

2018-10-03 21:22:50 UTC

I hate Donald trump now

2018-10-03 21:22:58 UTC

That woke me up as welll

2018-10-03 21:23:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497156818855002113/1538594124425.jpg

2018-10-03 21:26:17 UTC

I am part of the resistance now

2018-10-03 21:26:31 UTC

I used to love Donald trump

2018-10-03 21:26:38 UTC

Until the amber alert

2018-10-03 21:26:47 UTC

Attacked

2018-10-03 21:28:35 UTC

making another robosloot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497158046674452481/Foxy_Weeb_Bot.png

2018-10-03 21:28:59 UTC

probably gonna be a series

2018-10-03 21:29:14 UTC

at least one more idea

2018-10-03 21:33:26 UTC

Eyyyy yo Fuck DONALD TRUMP

2018-10-03 21:33:36 UTC

#blm

2018-10-03 21:34:08 UTC

#resistance

2018-10-03 21:35:03 UTC

#75%andproud

2018-10-03 22:08:47 UTC

More skeletons please

2018-10-03 22:10:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497168507755298816/Manypastaboriginalpeafowl_20c2ed_6758225.png

2018-10-03 22:10:12 UTC

nudes

2018-10-03 22:14:31 UTC

Again with this one?

2018-10-03 22:15:38 UTC

haha funne

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497169887584583681/haha_funne.png

2018-10-03 22:18:12 UTC

yes this one again nobody commented on it before so i wouldnt know if anyone saw it

2018-10-03 22:30:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497173751423827978/220px-Murat2.png

2018-10-03 22:31:09 UTC

can we appreciate what a stud this man is

2018-10-03 22:32:26 UTC

you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass wyd

2018-10-03 22:33:31 UTC

becoming king of naples

2018-10-03 22:34:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497174532256301123/tumblr_p2tlfokJcz1v3ehpro1_1280.png

2018-10-03 22:34:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497174545602445312/ea933df01914f985bdbf074143975f36f8376695_hq.png

2018-10-03 22:34:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497174575155511297/tumblr_os4awhg8Lz1vct3zyo2_1280.png

2018-10-03 22:34:44 UTC

Well so this is an anime so who knows if this is a dude or a babe.

2018-10-03 22:34:47 UTC

basically

2018-10-03 22:35:54 UTC

that's a dude

2018-10-03 22:35:59 UTC

I still wonder why the Japanese put Habaki's on western swords

2018-10-03 22:36:01 UTC

looks like gundam

2018-10-03 22:36:22 UTC

This is Oscar Franรงois de Jarjayes:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497175105374257152/maxresdefault.png

2018-10-03 22:36:35 UTC

<:astolfo:363705100151291914>

2018-10-03 22:36:36 UTC

Even though she is a women.

2018-10-03 22:37:30 UTC

I know there was a Russian movie about a woman in the Czarina's guard who was bassicly a drag king.

2018-10-03 22:39:14 UTC

dammit i'm trying to find a gif of the mom from uchouten kazoku being manly as fuck

2018-10-03 22:40:50 UTC

and it keeps just giving me this

2018-10-03 22:43:43 UTC

there's the first half of her entrance but it doesn't have her face or her fabulous spin

2018-10-03 22:43:45 UTC

bestsong

2018-10-03 22:44:04 UTC

Sweet, Space Dandy OST

2018-10-03 22:44:05 UTC

daily reminder i need a cressida

2018-10-03 22:44:26 UTC

so i can make confusingly artistic drift montages with meme music

2018-10-03 22:45:11 UTC

i'm starting to think the gif i'm looking for isn't on the internet

2018-10-03 22:45:25 UTC

sadtimes

2018-10-03 22:46:08 UTC

anybody remember dial-up days when internet explorer would conveniently cache everything in a easy to access folder so you could just scroll through old shit and find images if websites changed/went offline

2018-10-03 22:46:30 UTC

probably still does but i got not clue where to find that shit

2018-10-03 22:47:22 UTC

i know i sent it to my friend once and his response involved the word "square"

2018-10-03 22:47:39 UTC

but it doesn't show up when i search the server for messages where he specifically used the word square

2018-10-03 22:47:40 UTC

lmao

2018-10-03 22:47:44 UTC

@Tohob what do you think of this:

2018-10-03 22:48:01 UTC

uh, idk

2018-10-03 22:48:43 UTC

why is it an imgur link with a pixiv url as the title

2018-10-03 22:48:54 UTC

...well... I just expectected that you would call it gay...

2018-10-03 22:49:22 UTC

Then I would follow it it up with the fact that one of them is a dude.

2018-10-03 22:49:45 UTC

Kinda screws with the routine...

2018-10-03 22:49:58 UTC

are they boys or somethin? idk who either of those characters are

2018-10-03 22:50:19 UTC

Just remember, Barbie kissing her girlfriend is also gay.

2018-10-03 22:50:33 UTC

Just remember, you are gay

2018-10-03 22:50:48 UTC

lolll

2018-10-03 22:50:58 UTC

my internet is shitting the bed, comcast is getting an angry phone call tonight

2018-10-03 22:51:03 UTC

These are mechs turned into anime girls, But one of the mechs was already a girl, so they turned her into a trap.

2018-10-03 22:51:24 UTC

call Comcast and threaten to report them to Ajit Pai

2018-10-03 22:51:56 UTC

No, I am into members of the oposite sex, just not of my speicies since I was declared "Not-Human."

2018-10-03 22:52:51 UTC

so are you like a furry?

2018-10-03 22:52:55 UTC

idgi

2018-10-03 22:54:48 UTC

You know one of the characters put through the filter of *Robot Girls Z* is Half-man & Half woman, which makes them in theory Half-Woman-Half-Trap.

2018-10-03 22:55:13 UTC

you know what

2018-10-03 22:55:38 UTC

I'm half gay

2018-10-03 22:55:45 UTC

half trans

2018-10-03 22:55:50 UTC

Being a Dreadnuaght was found to make me not human.

2018-10-03 22:56:04 UTC

And half polyamorous

2018-10-03 22:56:45 UTC

you are not human

2018-10-03 23:42:17 UTC

@Tohob that sounds oddly canadian

2018-10-03 23:42:46 UTC

so angry - make phone call/write letter of complaint

2018-10-03 23:43:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/497192120491442207/PqlrdI39S-YD0hxOBgLbA5huhPx6CbgFdj7VuXgugmo.png

2018-10-03 23:46:40 UTC

<:trapped:432367766121480192>

2018-10-03 23:48:58 UTC

Invite to wherever you got that emote please

2018-10-03 23:56:46 UTC
2018-10-04 00:03:07 UTC

this was intense holy shit

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