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2018-03-23 21:13:45 UTC

Lmao saw the double rainbow dude at my am pm

2018-03-23 23:48:15 UTC

while that is rather concerning, the fact that they immediately went "oh shit" following the parents apparently letting him leave the school, is hilarious imo
"UPDATE: Following the individual's decision to leave the school, the school have now modified the punishment: https://i.imgur.com/G8xQs8w.png"

2018-03-23 23:55:02 UTC

also, that school run by fucking professor umbridge?

2018-03-23 23:55:28 UTC

apparently

2018-03-24 00:01:31 UTC
2018-03-24 03:51:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/426951058053529607/unknown-2.png

2018-03-24 04:33:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/426961685795045378/atleastimage.png

2018-03-24 05:00:15 UTC

Seems they're removing the guns from the Han Solo movie posters.

2018-03-24 05:00:25 UTC

At least the international ones... for right now..

2018-03-24 05:31:42 UTC

I almost wanna see a nogunz solo film

2018-03-24 05:32:07 UTC

especially if it was already filmed with gunz and then they wanted to get rid of all the gun scenes

2018-03-24 05:33:36 UTC

I'm sure the movie will have blasters, it's just they're removing them from posters.

2018-03-24 05:34:33 UTC

At an irish wedding reception the DJ said, "would all the married lads stand next to the one who made your life worth living."

2018-03-24 05:34:40 UTC

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

2018-03-24 05:35:00 UTC

I know

2018-03-24 05:35:07 UTC

I want them to go the distance

2018-03-24 05:38:04 UTC

wait tf

2018-03-24 05:38:08 UTC

remove guns?

2018-03-24 05:38:24 UTC

well you see

2018-03-24 05:38:29 UTC

back to good old fashioned melee

2018-03-24 05:38:34 UTC

like real men

2018-03-24 05:38:48 UTC

guns in posters are part of the wider problem with gun violence in america

2018-03-24 05:39:38 UTC

we can't let these large oppressive corporations reinforce the toxic gun culture

2018-03-24 05:40:15 UTC

and that's why i support the banning of all assault rifles in america like the AR-15

2018-03-24 05:40:26 UTC

and the 1000x scarier __**assault musket**__

2018-03-24 05:40:59 UTC

hunting guns that shoot a way higher caliber bullet at a higher velocity are fine

2018-03-24 05:41:03 UTC

because they can only kill animals

2018-03-24 05:41:21 UTC

*humans are animals*

2018-03-24 05:48:00 UTC

TOXIC ASSAULT MARKET

2018-03-24 05:48:05 UTC

my back fucking hurts

2018-03-24 05:48:14 UTC

leaning over the press sucks fucking donkey dicks

2018-03-24 05:49:33 UTC

I gotta clean all this shit off

2018-03-24 05:49:36 UTC

motherfuckers

2018-03-24 05:51:33 UTC

hunting gunz

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/426981377662255104/IMG_0270.JPG

2018-03-24 05:52:22 UTC

What are you hunting? Tanks? <:Kappa:327142715592540171>

2018-03-24 05:56:52 UTC

lol

2018-03-24 05:57:05 UTC

this wouldn't touch a modern armored vehicle

2018-03-24 05:57:21 UTC

add some wood texture and i'll make it legal in my state

2018-03-24 05:57:38 UTC

I can't get good anti materiel here otherwise I'd of bought an M107

2018-03-24 05:58:44 UTC

You mean you don't own an assault musket?

2018-03-24 05:58:46 UTC

it's probably completely legal in every state

2018-03-24 05:59:21 UTC

I don't think any states or municipalities have bans on bolt action magnum rifles

2018-03-24 05:59:21 UTC

can i legally build an assault musket

2018-03-24 05:59:28 UTC

just 50BMG

2018-03-24 05:59:29 UTC

yes

2018-03-24 05:59:32 UTC

like i have some pneumatics

2018-03-24 06:00:29 UTC

grossly offensive pneumatics

2018-03-24 06:00:43 UTC

i got this tank up to 900 psi ๐Ÿ‘€

2018-03-24 06:00:46 UTC

its rated for 200

2018-03-24 06:01:13 UTC

You know, we joke here about banning knives next, but I think assault knives are a real problem.
I mean, look at this thing!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/426983812086497290/s-l300.jpg

2018-03-24 06:01:27 UTC

It's *all black.*

2018-03-24 06:01:28 UTC

fuck dude

2018-03-24 06:01:30 UTC

That's dangerous.

2018-03-24 06:01:30 UTC

You know; I only have one fixed blade

2018-03-24 06:01:40 UTC

@JadenFrostwolf i bet they even removed the serial number

2018-03-24 06:01:48 UTC

The scandal.

2018-03-24 06:01:51 UTC

unregistered deadly assault weapon

2018-03-24 06:01:58 UTC

too bad that I'd rather buy reloading equipment

2018-03-24 06:02:19 UTC

The only metal hardware on my list is a sword

2018-03-24 06:02:32 UTC

I'm thinking that.

2018-03-24 06:02:59 UTC

Why would you ever need a sword?

2018-03-24 06:03:08 UTC

chopping things?

2018-03-24 06:03:15 UTC

I dunno I just thought it'd be fun.

2018-03-24 06:03:17 UTC

LARPing.

2018-03-24 06:03:27 UTC

I'm totally down for real larping

2018-03-24 06:03:32 UTC

magic missile!

2018-03-24 06:03:42 UTC

I attack the darkness!!

2018-03-24 06:03:55 UTC

I have some big knives but I actually have uses for them.

2018-03-24 06:04:10 UTC

yeah

2018-03-24 06:04:44 UTC

I have one fixed blade that doubles for wood chopping and glass breaking

2018-03-24 06:04:46 UTC

Anything bigger than a bowie is probably too much unless you live in the jungle or something.

2018-03-24 06:06:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/426985163898224640/l-18342.jpg

2018-03-24 06:06:51 UTC

even if you're in the jungle

2018-03-24 06:06:59 UTC

you probably don't want a taught blade

2018-03-24 06:07:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/426985444803215370/1520818343294.png

2018-03-24 06:07:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/426985446396919808/DX1bjsQX4AAirFA.png

2018-03-24 06:07:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/426985448397733903/memri_japan.jpg

2018-03-24 06:08:33 UTC

may allah have mercy on the waifus

2018-03-24 06:08:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/426985703973584917/sKQOwQ3.gif

2018-03-24 06:08:58 UTC

I have all this stuff. Only use about three of them.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/426985761926283265/image.jpg

2018-03-24 06:09:16 UTC

I really just use my one edc folder

2018-03-24 06:17:23 UTC

The answer may surprise you.

2018-03-24 06:17:58 UTC

what's up rye

2018-03-24 06:18:06 UTC

also what are you referencing, the waifus?

2018-03-24 06:18:15 UTC

The knives.

2018-03-24 06:18:29 UTC

I only use three of them

2018-03-24 06:18:44 UTC

Also...

2018-03-24 06:19:01 UTC

he uses the filet knife, one of the multitools and the skeletonized one with the case

2018-03-24 06:19:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/426988328500592640/JPEG_20180324_011904.jpg

2018-03-24 06:19:16 UTC

lol

2018-03-24 06:19:26 UTC

Those things are retardedly wonderful.

2018-03-24 06:19:58 UTC

I use the leatherman and the two on the left.

2018-03-24 06:20:18 UTC

Also have a Japanese Saber from ww2

2018-03-24 06:20:22 UTC

japs

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