http://www.coldsteel.com/products/swords/maa-hand-and-a-half-sword.html

I'm thinking that.

Why would you ever need a sword?

chopping things?

I dunno I just thought it'd be fun.

LARPing.

I'm totally down for real larping

magic missile!

I attack the darkness!!

I have some big knives but I actually have uses for them.

yeah

I have one fixed blade that doubles for wood chopping and glass breaking

Anything bigger than a bowie is probably too much unless you live in the jungle or something.

even if you're in the jungle

you probably don't want a taught blade

may allah have mercy on the waifus

I have all this stuff. Only use about three of them.

I really just use my one edc folder

The answer may surprise you.

what's up rye

also what are you referencing, the waifus?

The knives.

I only use three of them

Also...

he uses the filet knife, one of the multitools and the skeletonized one with the case

lol

Those things are retardedly wonderful.

I use the leatherman and the two on the left.

Also have a Japanese Saber from ww2

japs

remember hiroshima

And another that was sadly vandalized before my possession of it

Cut short into a dagger, with a giant Saber sized handle, and the hand guard removed...

that's some bubba shit