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2019-01-19 23:28:10 UTC

Isn't Congress voting on the wall thing next week?

2019-01-19 23:28:20 UTC

Could've sworn Trump said that in his livestream today

2019-01-19 23:28:29 UTC

its cuz they know the wall will guarantee him 2020

2019-01-19 23:28:34 UTC

it was literally his biggest promise

2019-01-19 23:28:36 UTC

Ah

2019-01-19 23:28:41 UTC

and if he doesn't get it, then it could cost him 2020

2019-01-19 23:28:51 UTC

Honestly, I'd be fine with 4 more years of Trump

2019-01-19 23:29:00 UTC

I wouldn't mind another 4 years

2019-01-19 23:29:05 UTC

Beats Hillary by far

2019-01-19 23:29:10 UTC

it might

i still don't see a challenger to him atm

2019-01-19 23:29:11 UTC

looking at the other announced candidates, he's the best we have

2019-01-19 23:29:16 UTC

If anything, it would be a fail safe from the social justice garbage the dems are doing

2019-01-19 23:29:36 UTC

Gen Z is becoming more conservative anyway

2019-01-19 23:29:50 UTC

people are getting tired of being lectured

2019-01-19 23:30:05 UTC

if you just look at people you have

Trump who is beloved by the Reps, got stuff done, is anti-establishment

vs

No-one on his Rep side can challenge him in primaries really

Dems have no one really "top-notch" either

2019-01-19 23:30:17 UTC

Remember hating your own country was cool in 2000s? Feel old now?

2019-01-19 23:30:29 UTC

Can you guys imagine if Hillary ran again lol

2019-01-19 23:30:37 UTC

that would be suicide for the dems

2019-01-19 23:30:40 UTC

100%

2019-01-19 23:30:42 UTC

if Hilalry runs again Trump just wins 2020

2019-01-19 23:30:42 UTC

man

2019-01-19 23:30:49 UTC

he could just shit on stage, and win

2019-01-19 23:30:49 UTC

that lady was a pretty popular artist

2019-01-19 23:30:55 UTC

like literally, just pull his pants down and poop

2019-01-19 23:30:56 UTC

Well they tried Warren and she just had to take that 1/1024 test

2019-01-19 23:31:07 UTC

Warren 1/2020th ๐Ÿ˜‰

2019-01-19 23:31:09 UTC

almost 30M views on one of her music videos

2019-01-19 23:31:30 UTC

honestly I'm not very impressed by her performances though

2019-01-19 23:31:33 UTC

who

2019-01-19 23:31:53 UTC

You guys see Warren's pathetic pr move on facebook?

2019-01-19 23:31:57 UTC

That staged ass fucking live stream

2019-01-19 23:31:58 UTC

lol

2019-01-19 23:31:59 UTC

the lady who seems to have suffered in her career coinciding with her choice to accept an invitation to perform at a Donald Trump event

2019-01-19 23:32:20 UTC

It goes to show like, even when dems are trying to be down to earth and relatable, they're so fucking prosthetic

2019-01-19 23:32:21 UTC

you talking about the "I'm gonna go grab me... um a beer" livestream?

2019-01-19 23:32:24 UTC

YES

2019-01-19 23:32:25 UTC

I would probably die from cringe plus I only use FB for business

2019-01-19 23:32:26 UTC

lol

2019-01-19 23:32:27 UTC

lmao

2019-01-19 23:32:37 UTC

"thanks for being here. my pleasure"

2019-01-19 23:32:38 UTC

can you see Warren in the oval office yet?

She looks like that grumpy child-less aunt you have who doesn't let you eat a cookie cuz the sugar will make you fat

2019-01-19 23:32:42 UTC

who the fuck says that to their wife

2019-01-19 23:32:45 UTC

Endangered lol

2019-01-19 23:32:48 UTC

Someone should grab that

2019-01-19 23:32:54 UTC

and put Oblivion NPc music over it

2019-01-19 23:32:58 UTC

OMG YES

2019-01-19 23:33:13 UTC

hey dimbys

2019-01-19 23:33:16 UTC

dooDEEE dududuuuu

2019-01-19 23:33:48 UTC

"I'm gonna go grab me... um a beer"
"how are the high elves doing?"

2019-01-19 23:33:56 UTC

I'm gonna go get me...uh....a mudcrab the other day

2019-01-19 23:34:00 UTC

hahahaha

2019-01-19 23:35:43 UTC

SHUT UP YOU DAMN DIMBY!

2019-01-19 23:42:06 UTC

I like how lefties call out the attack

2019-01-19 23:42:20 UTC

"IMmma going to report you !!"

2019-01-19 23:42:44 UTC

Thanks for the warning asshole now I can just edit my contents and get away with it

2019-01-19 23:43:00 UTC
2019-01-20 00:00:57 UTC

I love shitty facebook memes

2019-01-20 00:01:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/536334292834582570/49864497_1776680825770896_6158046477470924800_n.png

2019-01-20 00:01:18 UTC

My friend's dad is a goldmine for this shit

2019-01-20 00:01:19 UTC

omg lol did you seriously

2019-01-20 00:01:35 UTC

oh shit it already exists

2019-01-20 00:01:41 UTC

dude lol

2019-01-20 00:01:53 UTC

I had to find the two vids and mash em together on that site lol

2019-01-20 00:02:03 UTC

that's amazing lol

2019-01-20 00:02:14 UTC

it goes perfectly together

2019-01-20 00:02:48 UTC

OH LOOK my husband, Bruce... is now here PSHK

2019-01-20 00:02:59 UTC

could you get anymore robotic

2019-01-20 00:03:16 UTC

omg the drink at 50 seconds

2019-01-20 00:04:29 UTC

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2019-01-20 00:04:33 UTC

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2019-01-20 00:05:31 UTC

I want to play Oblivion now

2019-01-20 00:05:37 UTC

man that was great

2019-01-20 00:06:28 UTC

Dark Brotherhood questline is one of the all-time great video game experiences one can have

2019-01-20 00:07:55 UTC

so uh

2019-01-20 00:08:01 UTC

will Trump's concession be enough for the Dems

2019-01-20 00:08:06 UTC

(no, it won't)

2019-01-20 00:11:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/536336898872967178/cw6bfy3g4zm11.jpg

2019-01-20 00:16:09 UTC

ugh

2019-01-20 00:16:29 UTC

just took the biggest dump

2019-01-20 00:16:39 UTC

i feel like, dizzy

2019-01-20 00:19:39 UTC

welp there goes head

2019-01-20 00:19:43 UTC

in michigan

2019-01-20 00:20:17 UTC

if the story i saw is true that is

2019-01-20 00:22:09 UTC

so it was 60 degrees today and now it's snowing

2019-01-20 00:22:11 UTC

wtf

2019-01-20 00:22:24 UTC

Yep, that's how it's gonna be here in a couple days

2019-01-20 00:22:27 UTC

shall we have the weird story of the day

2019-01-20 00:23:04 UTC

Tomorrow it's going to be 60 degrees and then it'll be 18 degrees Monday morning

2019-01-20 00:23:12 UTC

high of 35

2019-01-20 00:23:18 UTC

and then back to 60 by Wednesday

2019-01-20 00:24:34 UTC

no like 3 hours ago it was 60 degrees.

2019-01-20 00:24:39 UTC

now it's 30

2019-01-20 00:25:13 UTC

I got all happy because I thought we would have a warm weekend

2019-01-20 00:36:12 UTC

Y'all are getting what we have on Tuesday

2019-01-20 00:36:15 UTC

Wow doxxed

2019-01-20 00:36:37 UTC

*goes to your house* h-hi

2019-01-20 00:36:41 UTC

or Monday, rather

2019-01-20 00:36:50 UTC

Weโ€™re off Monday

2019-01-20 00:37:15 UTC

I think everyone is

2019-01-20 00:37:19 UTC

it's MLK day right?

2019-01-20 00:37:24 UTC

Sorta

2019-01-20 00:37:55 UTC

hi

2019-01-20 00:38:03 UTC

Hello

2019-01-20 00:38:09 UTC

Hello all

2019-01-20 00:38:16 UTC

hope you like the smell of kerosene

2019-01-20 00:38:23 UTC

its all i can smell right now

2019-01-20 00:38:35 UTC

Good thing I don't and good thing I can't

2019-01-20 00:38:43 UTC

The smell of exhaust and gasoline comforts me

2019-01-20 00:38:53 UTC

and far away cigarettes

2019-01-20 00:39:08 UTC

have you ever tried it in a garage. it magnifies the effect a lot

2019-01-20 00:39:17 UTC

lol I don't want it to be overpowering

2019-01-20 00:39:38 UTC

the best exhaust smell comes out of old trucks and ATVs

2019-01-20 00:39:48 UTC

And diesel

2019-01-20 00:39:55 UTC

gas fight!

2019-01-20 00:40:14 UTC

Diesel makes me think of my brother

2019-01-20 00:40:20 UTC

I do not like to think about my brother

2019-01-20 00:40:21 UTC

lol

2019-01-20 00:40:30 UTC

*rips a big fat fart* d-did you like that?

2019-01-20 00:41:47 UTC

I loved people who got mad about zoolander because they can't understand that not all movies are serious

2019-01-20 00:42:01 UTC

who are these people

2019-01-20 00:42:33 UTC

Dunno, I still haven't figured out who I am either

2019-01-20 00:43:28 UTC

we'd like to start a conversation, say our piece, and then stop the conversation before anyone else can get a word in edgewise.

2019-01-20 00:44:16 UTC

```
If you didn't think that gas station scene was funny, I don't know what to tell you.
```
this guy knows what's up

2019-01-20 00:46:05 UTC

"Anyone else feel Zoolander is over rated simpleton humor?"

How pretentious

2019-01-20 00:46:45 UTC

yeah. humor is humor. different things are funny for different reasons

2019-01-20 00:47:13 UTC

except minions

2019-01-20 00:47:14 UTC

I didn't really laugh all that much at Zoolander

2019-01-20 00:47:18 UTC

minions are horrible

2019-01-20 00:47:44 UTC

I thought the first zoolander was better than the second, but both had their moments

2019-01-20 00:48:00 UTC

I wouldn't rate it as the greatest comedy of all time, but it's definitely a good one

2019-01-20 00:48:09 UTC

^

2019-01-20 00:48:44 UTC

I'm really not sure what I would classify as my favorite comedy

2019-01-20 00:48:59 UTC

I really like Shaun of the Dead

2019-01-20 00:49:04 UTC

but I also like Johnny English

2019-01-20 00:49:13 UTC

Hot Fuzz is good too

2019-01-20 00:50:36 UTC

Remember: Trump promised Republican Votes for Pelosi.

2019-01-20 00:51:03 UTC

Denis Leary, "The Ref"

2019-01-20 00:53:13 UTC

I've never seen that one

2019-01-20 00:55:43 UTC

It's an olde but I like it. Denis Leary is a theif that take a family hostage on christmas eve and all hell breaks loose because the pair are about to serve each other with divorce papers

2019-01-20 00:56:54 UTC

zoolander was great

2019-01-20 00:57:32 UTC

I've got to say, I'm not diggin' the high-brow shit that's coming out lately.

2019-01-20 00:58:15 UTC

I can laugh at good inside jokes from engineers and millwrights and such, but some people take comedy too seriously.

2019-01-20 00:59:24 UTC

I just want to see a movie that doesn't have some implanted political statement

2019-01-20 00:59:42 UTC

Hopefully the new John Wick is a refreshing release

2019-01-20 01:00:37 UTC

it should be spectacular

2019-01-20 01:00:44 UTC

but anything could go wrong

2019-01-20 01:00:49 UTC

Go watch What we do in the shadows, best comedy I've seen this decade

2019-01-20 01:01:02 UTC

man, they really fucked up that title.

2019-01-20 01:01:11 UTC

if I saw that title, I would have no fucking idea

2019-01-20 01:01:18 UTC

It's a mockumentary about three vampires from different eras

2019-01-20 01:02:04 UTC

The movie was crowdfunded, so it was supposed to be just for the people who paid for it. The title doesn't matter much when you're just selling to people who already paid

2019-01-20 01:02:50 UTC

certainly

2019-01-20 01:02:51 UTC

It's an amazing movie though. Some of the funniest stuff I've seen

2019-01-20 01:04:35 UTC

I also saw this weird little movie yesterday called A Ghost Story

2019-01-20 01:05:35 UTC

It's about a ghost who follows his girlfriend. There's almost no dialogue, and the ghost looks like this.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/536350548014923786/images_6.jpeg

2019-01-20 01:05:54 UTC

I loved it, one of the my favourite movies ever

2019-01-20 01:06:43 UTC

Was the girl black and was the ghost yelling racial slurs at her?

2019-01-20 01:10:45 UTC

Lol

2019-01-20 01:19:05 UTC

LOOL, the guy at JF right now told about big boobed girls vs. smaller ones....

2019-01-20 01:20:07 UTC

~10min before the end he talks about that.

2019-01-20 01:23:11 UTC

Hello dimbys

2019-01-20 01:31:13 UTC

Gohan just went sicco mode on Nappa

2019-01-20 01:31:28 UTC

He claims that the tit size correlates with the Personality.

So essentially he claims that the ones with bigger boobs are the whores, the ones with smaller ones the wifes

Could be big if true

2019-01-20 01:33:43 UTC

And the looks of the face especially.

2019-01-20 01:33:51 UTC

at around 1:10min he talks about it

2019-01-20 01:34:23 UTC

So you want the one with the longer nose and bigger eyes

2019-01-20 01:36:05 UTC

...and insults Katherine Heigl as well....

Not a clue who that is

2019-01-20 01:36:58 UTC

you're too young then ๐Ÿ˜›

2019-01-20 01:37:22 UTC

Had a feeling this was true

2019-01-20 01:38:21 UTC

Whatโ€™s that thing

2019-01-20 01:38:24 UTC

damn boi

2019-01-20 01:38:36 UTC

stefan if that's a trap i h8 u

2019-01-20 01:38:43 UTC

IT'S MA'AM

2019-01-20 01:38:46 UTC

He should lift more

2019-01-20 01:38:50 UTC

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2019-01-20 01:38:53 UTC

Flabby arms are bad arms

2019-01-20 01:39:12 UTC

What the fuck?!

2019-01-20 01:39:21 UTC

you guys never heard about Katherine Heigl??

2019-01-20 01:39:36 UTC

she's hot

2019-01-20 01:39:36 UTC

she's terrible

2019-01-20 01:40:32 UTC

Voice chat time, fags.

2019-01-20 01:40:54 UTC

she's old ๐Ÿ˜‰

2019-01-20 01:41:05 UTC

like 40 or so

Her face looks like plastic and makeup

2019-01-20 01:41:39 UTC

>40

2019-01-20 01:41:42 UTC

no way bro

2019-01-20 01:41:48 UTC

she looks like 30

2019-01-20 01:41:54 UTC

or late 20s

2019-01-20 01:41:55 UTC

Old pic ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2019-01-20 01:42:10 UTC

ahh ok

2019-01-20 01:42:14 UTC

from 8 months ago

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/536359770530119700/katherine-heigl-at-nbcuniversal-upfront-presentation-in-new-york-05-14-2018-12.png

2019-01-20 01:42:22 UTC

Sorry Sir

2019-01-20 01:42:25 UTC

still hot

2019-01-20 01:42:26 UTC

idc

So it IS plastic and makeup

Never post that again

2019-01-20 01:44:00 UTC

pfftt

Why do none of my emotes work here

2019-01-20 01:44:09 UTC

PFFFTTTT

2019-01-20 01:44:21 UTC

๐Ÿค”

None of those work

2019-01-20 01:44:35 UTC

f

2019-01-20 01:45:13 UTC

i blame communism

2019-01-20 01:45:18 UTC

<:commie:463087263153258506>

I have a cop emote and I can't use it

2019-01-20 01:45:59 UTC

Rachel McAdams much better than Katherine Heigl

2019-01-20 01:46:06 UTC

and older, too

2019-01-20 01:46:44 UTC

It looks like BuzzFeed News is using bot accounts to post on Reddit in an attempt to salvage its reputation after it turns out their big story about Trump was a total hoax.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/536360902316916773/bq-5c43d081002e2.png

BuzzFeed is BuzzFeed

2019-01-20 01:47:38 UTC

well they're not wrong, but it doesn't change the fact that they were immediately refuted by Mueller's team

2019-01-20 01:47:51 UTC

in an extremely rare public announcement

2019-01-20 01:50:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/536361738665197605/bq-5c43c51b58fe1.png

2019-01-20 01:51:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/536361980710092836/bq-5c43c5e745182.png

2019-01-20 01:51:38 UTC

well that's wholesome

2019-01-20 01:51:44 UTC

thanks

If a doctor did that I can't garuntee I'm mentally stable enough to not kill them

2019-01-20 01:52:12 UTC

I don't usually call for firings but yeah

2019-01-20 01:52:40 UTC

also many criminal charges

2019-01-20 01:52:52 UTC

and being sued into oblivion

2019-01-20 01:56:18 UTC

What the fuck dude

2019-01-20 01:56:46 UTC

and that didn't even get ratioed

2019-01-20 01:56:57 UTC

more comments than retweets, but lots of favorites

2019-01-20 02:00:06 UTC

Hmm

2019-01-20 02:01:06 UTC

Authorized Personnel is fake

2019-01-20 02:01:09 UTC

but the others probably aren't

2019-01-20 02:01:26 UTC

big rip

2019-01-20 02:02:09 UTC

they might all be fake

2019-01-20 02:02:21 UTC

@Ethreen42 apparently this is some troll

2019-01-20 02:02:25 UTC

apparently it's a Chapo Trap House meme

2019-01-20 02:02:29 UTC

well i hope so

2019-01-20 02:02:42 UTC

i'd be more shocked if they were real

2019-01-20 02:02:48 UTC

not that there aren't people who unironically think like this

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