So I don't have to now

Also I am queen

!rank

And I have it longer cause im too lazy for haircuts

hehehe

Neato

i have long hair cuz im a musician

and play metal

and that shit if fun to swing around

Aw yeah

i will admit, i miss not needing brush my hair when i kept it short

lol i like maintaining my hari

I still remeber Iron Maiden

hair

but i don't miss having to get it cut like every month

haha fuck yeeeeeeee

Like I said: I'm old

mind u i listen to alot of prog these days

30 is not old

I never brush, my hair stays rather straight for some reason

Thanks

i played in a band where i was the youngest by like 20 years

and the oldest guy was my dads age like 63

only bands i was in was the school one

Oh here's a funny story for you metal fans

although i miss it

I once played a Half Life mod about time travel, where the nazies had time travel technology

fun thing that was

not many other places a percussionist gets to play like 40 things in one song

Anyhow every chapter started with a quote of an Iron Maiden song.

including a chain and a ships bell

nice

There was a quote about the multiverse

They ever sung about that?

Hold on

There was some Iron Maiden and some Mega Death

Do you know how Mega Death got its name?

nope

After the first use of nuclear bombs on nagasaki and hiroshima, they needed a new unit to count casulties.

i just know the beef with dave n metallica lol

They called this new unit the "megadeath"

OH SICK nice thatas a good origin name

Indeed.

i mean enola gay has les sof a metal ring to it

One megadeath is one million human casuties

Especially when talking about the potential use of thermonuclear weapons.

We could wipe countries out.

or at least make them invent tantacle porn

Well you gotta ask my pal HP Lovecraft about that

How do you make an octupus laugh? With ten-tickles.

ACKK NO

jk love puns

^^

I once caused a man physical pain with a bad pun.

I am the king of bad puns.

LOL yeh i get em pretty good sometimes

like ppl were talkign abotu all teh people that left chicago

The best/worst puns happen during a conversation.

and i said well ofcourse its calle dchicaGO nto chicacome

Here, I got a very special bad joke for you.

What do arabs and brits have in common?

They really enjoy to occationally light up a fag.

Talk about a hot pun.

fucking HP Lovecraft

LOOOL

dude had fucked up dreams

Yes, he did.

makes for great horror

So do I.

I once had a dream that made me question reality.

now you have something in common with your average acid user

Neat.

So I was in the desert with a group of wanderes, I knew it was a dream.

So I talked to a girl and told her "this doesn't matter, it's a dream" and she said "it might be that this is reality and your life is the dream".

oh shit

I enjoy my dreams.

When I was young, I had nightmares without end, until I decided to become the hero of my own dreams. I killed a freaking Beholder with fireworks.

acid rain!

some stay dry whilst others feel the pain!

acid rain!

ow

microdosed acid the other day

watched altered carbon

great show

Tim Pool lives somewhere Between South-Dakota -> Maine!

ACID RAAAIN

i don't know the rest of how that song goes 😄

but it would've been good!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R54CtOOH3Qg

^I was waiting for someone to post this

oh theres an actual song for that

good ole prog

before DT rehashed the same album 4 times

the astonishing.......... T_T

T_T

astonishingly underwhelming

Yeah I just deleted that entire album from my music lol

They're really missing something without Portnoy

duuude my bud n his dad are big DT fans and they went to a show for the astonishing tour