Hold on

There was some Iron Maiden and some Mega Death

Do you know how Mega Death got its name?

nope

After the first use of nuclear bombs on nagasaki and hiroshima, they needed a new unit to count casulties.

i just know the beef with dave n metallica lol

They called this new unit the "megadeath"

OH SICK nice thatas a good origin name

Indeed.

i mean enola gay has les sof a metal ring to it

One megadeath is one million human casuties

Especially when talking about the potential use of thermonuclear weapons.

We could wipe countries out.

or at least make them invent tantacle porn

Well you gotta ask my pal HP Lovecraft about that

How do you make an octupus laugh? With ten-tickles.

ACKK NO

jk love puns

^^

I once caused a man physical pain with a bad pun.

I am the king of bad puns.

LOL yeh i get em pretty good sometimes

like ppl were talkign abotu all teh people that left chicago

The best/worst puns happen during a conversation.

and i said well ofcourse its calle dchicaGO nto chicacome

Here, I got a very special bad joke for you.

What do arabs and brits have in common?

They really enjoy to occationally light up a fag.

Talk about a hot pun.

fucking HP Lovecraft

LOOOL

dude had fucked up dreams

Yes, he did.

makes for great horror

So do I.

I once had a dream that made me question reality.

now you have something in common with your average acid user

Neat.

So I was in the desert with a group of wanderes, I knew it was a dream.

So I talked to a girl and told her "this doesn't matter, it's a dream" and she said "it might be that this is reality and your life is the dream".

oh shit