It dwells in the AMAZON RIVER

dolphins

Do you know how hard a motherfucker you have to be to be a mammal that size swimming in the fucking amazon

imagine youd ride on them

maybe with a lance having a great jousting festival

Look at that DISGUSTING TIM BURTON CLAYMATION BEAST

LOOK AT ITS DAILY COLOR PALETTE.

"We would rape and pillage the landgoers if we could."

"Count your lucky stars that we physically can't."

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5RB-ojEtE4>

How horrid can you be.

Only a little more horrid than that

Dolphins are like the Harvey Winestein of aquatic animals.

The goblin shark is the most aptly named animal ever.

Fuck.

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```I got chased by one before.```
@CreativeRealms Also, what the fuck did you DO

How did you escape/stop it

Outran the thing.

bring a fat friend, just be faster than them

Camel spider isn't out for a meal.

It just wants to harm you.

Like a goddamn wasp.

guys..stop it
at least place some trigger warning holy fucking shit

Camel Spiders are not spiders

okay snowflake

hey, arachnophobia is real thing, not like tumblr ptsd

:^)

😉

>listening to someone called DOGASS

hey, spiders are cute

lol k

SPOODERS AR DA DEVIL

O shit just noticed they have ten legs because eight isn’t enough apparently.

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/jumping-spider-waterdrop-hats-uda-dennie/jumping-spider-waterdrop-hats-uda-dennie-5.jpg

ok..that one is cute

but most of them aren't

jumping spiders are the best

Jumping ones are spiderbros.

Spider gey

@CreativeRealms actually those first pair of "legs" on a camel spider are more like antennae or feelers. They are not technically "legs".

whistles go

WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

also they don't have fangs, instead those giant things at the front of their face is a pincer, like a crab's.

And they are fucked up

Look at this cutie.

very much. they are like half scorpion, half spider, all nightmare

Someone caught one and put it in a box with scorpions to see who would win in a fight. The scorpions won.

look at this cutie https://i.imgur.com/j7VHBIT.jpg

How about mantis wasp

Isn’t there some kind of wasp larva that takes control of mantises?

Male dobsonfly
https://cdn.patchcdn.com/users/78009/2011/08/T800x600/cdec1237491970aa47acb2957e80d494.jpg

I stepped on one once. It didn't die.

https://i.imgur.com/QY9RRxQ.png

Oh, I know the GOD EMPEROR of insects you can't kill by stepping on.

This is a velvet ant.

It doesn't look like anything special until you try to kill it.

good old velvet ant

I tried **everything.**

I got a brick. I got scissors. NOTHING.

fire?

Fire is pretty universal usually.

Scientists can't even pin velvet ants to put on display.

Their armor is too tough.

It's a ridiculous animal.

We should study that for the military.

airdrop them on all our enemies

you can't kill them, and their sting will take you out for hours

I wonder what would happen if you shot one.

I need to look this up.

it gets angry

To see if anyone tried and uploaded it to YouTube.

It’s called a cow killer apparently. That’s nice.

yeah, because its sting sucks ass

one of the most painful insect stings

Bullet ant being the most painful.

I think I'd prefer the bullet ant

Since I could at least kill that

But to be swarmed by these invincible fuckers.

All giant spiders must die

http://i.imgur.com/jNeAIjI.jpg

That one too

especially that one

it likes to throw its hair at you if you piss it off

like a porcupine

which can case all kinds of problems. highly irritating.

The kiwi fruit also fends off its predators by throwing hair at it.

Good thing that spider isnt on nzed

or wait they just have the kiwi animals not the fruit

guys, the firearms chat is that way.