also they don't have fangs, instead those giant things at the front of their face is a pincer, like a crab's.

And they are fucked up

Look at this cutie.

very much. they are like half scorpion, half spider, all nightmare

Someone caught one and put it in a box with scorpions to see who would win in a fight. The scorpions won.

look at this cutie https://i.imgur.com/j7VHBIT.jpg

How about mantis wasp

Isn’t there some kind of wasp larva that takes control of mantises?

Male dobsonfly
https://cdn.patchcdn.com/users/78009/2011/08/T800x600/cdec1237491970aa47acb2957e80d494.jpg

I stepped on one once. It didn't die.

https://i.imgur.com/QY9RRxQ.png

Oh, I know the GOD EMPEROR of insects you can't kill by stepping on.

This is a velvet ant.

It doesn't look like anything special until you try to kill it.

good old velvet ant

I tried **everything.**

I got a brick. I got scissors. NOTHING.

fire?

Fire is pretty universal usually.

Scientists can't even pin velvet ants to put on display.

Their armor is too tough.

It's a ridiculous animal.

We should study that for the military.

airdrop them on all our enemies

you can't kill them, and their sting will take you out for hours

I wonder what would happen if you shot one.

I need to look this up.

it gets angry

To see if anyone tried and uploaded it to YouTube.

It’s called a cow killer apparently. That’s nice.

yeah, because its sting sucks ass

one of the most painful insect stings

Bullet ant being the most painful.

I think I'd prefer the bullet ant

Since I could at least kill that

But to be swarmed by these invincible fuckers.

All giant spiders must die