Message from @Grenade123

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2018-09-04 02:32:10 UTC  

How about mantis wasp

2018-09-04 02:32:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/486362816668762132/14642452463_073f3ddd62_b.png

2018-09-04 02:32:49 UTC  

Isn’t there some kind of wasp larva that takes control of mantises?

2018-09-04 02:33:14 UTC  

I stepped on one once. It didn't die.

2018-09-04 02:33:40 UTC  

Oh, I know the GOD EMPEROR of insects you can't kill by stepping on.

2018-09-04 02:33:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/486363197096460309/1400943976389.png

2018-09-04 02:33:47 UTC  

This is a velvet ant.

2018-09-04 02:33:54 UTC  

It doesn't look like anything special until you try to kill it.

2018-09-04 02:34:00 UTC  

good old velvet ant

2018-09-04 02:34:04 UTC  

I tried **everything.**

2018-09-04 02:34:11 UTC  

I got a brick. I got scissors. NOTHING.

2018-09-04 02:34:14 UTC  

fire?

2018-09-04 02:34:28 UTC  

Fire is pretty universal usually.

2018-09-04 02:34:35 UTC  

Scientists can't even pin velvet ants to put on display.

2018-09-04 02:34:44 UTC  

Their armor is too tough.

2018-09-04 02:34:57 UTC  

It's a ridiculous animal.

2018-09-04 02:35:06 UTC  

We should study that for the military.

2018-09-04 02:35:28 UTC  

airdrop them on all our enemies

2018-09-04 02:35:42 UTC  

you can't kill them, and their sting will take you out for hours

2018-09-04 02:35:52 UTC  

I wonder what would happen if you shot one.

2018-09-04 02:36:01 UTC  

I need to look this up.

2018-09-04 02:36:14 UTC  

it gets angry

2018-09-04 02:36:17 UTC  

To see if anyone tried and uploaded it to YouTube.

2018-09-04 02:37:29 UTC  

It’s called a cow killer apparently. That’s nice.

2018-09-04 02:37:39 UTC  

yeah, because its sting sucks ass

2018-09-04 02:38:04 UTC  

one of the most painful insect stings

2018-09-04 02:53:42 UTC  

Bullet ant being the most painful.

2018-09-04 02:55:27 UTC  

I think I'd prefer the bullet ant

2018-09-04 02:55:31 UTC  

Since I could at least kill that

2018-09-04 02:55:39 UTC  

But to be swarmed by these invincible fuckers.

2018-09-04 02:55:39 UTC  

All giant spiders must die

2018-09-04 02:58:05 UTC  

That one too

2018-09-04 02:58:17 UTC  

especially that one

2018-09-04 02:58:28 UTC  

it likes to throw its hair at you if you piss it off

2018-09-04 02:58:48 UTC  

like a porcupine

2018-09-04 02:58:55 UTC  

which can case all kinds of problems. highly irritating.

2018-09-04 03:02:52 UTC  

The kiwi fruit also fends off its predators by throwing hair at it.

2018-09-04 03:05:20 UTC  

Good thing that spider isnt on nzed