But who cares... at least it is being done.

Here's the age old question:
Was it the Olympic or Titanic?

Olympic.

Do we have any lawyer-beanies about? I have a question about FTC shit... @ me.

@RyeNorth I'm Vegan

How can you tell if someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll let you know.

*Steals @Timcast Beanie and places it on the statue of Liberty, then Salutes it.*

Have I mentioned yet?

Place a steak in front of them.

>.>

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I eat steak all the time... yum.

Fast metabolism allows me and I love cooking steak. I am pretty good at it.

I honestly think Vegans are people who can't control their weight.

>.>

I'm about to be going to war against an optometrist. Scammed my family out of 220 or so bucks.

I salute you Rye! Go forge ahead soldier!

Damn, crazy day today. A fucking cyclist got in front of my car. Like a normal person, I ran his ass over with my car. Showed him huh?

I know some vegans, they're alright

Actually you are going to jail for attempted murder.

No, I'm white, so I'm good

I am okay with vegans, as long as they don't try to force their lifestyle on me.

-_-... the hell is wrong with you.

At least that seattle hijacker got away with it right?

Doesn't matter what color you are, that is attempted murder.

R u going to jail creep

Not yet

R u in jail right now?

I'm on the run currently

What the hell are you doing here? You don't belong here...

You don't belong here....

*Don't like your kind around here*

If you are the last man on Earth and the last women on Earth are the Kardashian sisters, which one would you choose?

I'd do what any sane man would do

Choose extinction.

I'd choose neither, girls are gay af

God what straight guy screws girls?

This is kinda NSFW... but I would choose this one. Hope I don't get in trouble for showing this.

If the future of the human race were their genes, but inbred....

I would choose the left one.

Humanity had a good run.

Why? Because she's just on the left?

That's leftist

No... because she doesn't have implants and crap.

Humanity invited taxes before they created democracy. Fuck humanity.

I wouldn't have to worry about her boob popping while we are trying to survive.

Also, creep, you uncultured swine, I was singing a song about you.

Sorry, I don't have use in "faggot faggot faggot faggot"

Not a good ditty I'd say

She would be taller than me sadly...

Besides, I had elementary say that to me already

She is like 6 ft tall.

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"I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here." - radiohead

The hell is radio head?

Its a band.

Hence the uncultured swine statement of fact

I get the uncultured swine now

Is it me does this new trend of Bra Towels kind of... weird?

I prefer leaf pieces

It just looks weird, like those damn outfits you find in 1950s.

Them trying to invent new clothing and crap.

I don't have boobs to know is this is comfy.

Or those devices designed to somehow shake the wight off of you....

Yeah.

I mean it could be worse

They could look like snuggie monks

Boulder holders if I ever saw em

I'll never think of the song pokerface the same way again.

XD

Potato Sack Head Beauty Pageant...

That's what that song's about? I thought it was a thinly veiled metaphor for sexuality.

Scarecrow-core

OMG... this was their idea of space age clothing?

And good lord Ms Klansman 1963

Would you like to see my mask.

I'd like to show you my ma-- No? .. Oh..

Alright..

I love that actor. There's something just so funny about him.

He's not a comedic actor but..

An Trap calling you Gay.

That is bad.

>.>

Crane is hilarious.

And while the 3rd Batman film was flawed, the Crane character arc is flawless.

I will let you guys on something, my mom used to dress me up as a girl when I was a toddler.

>.>

Some 2nd rate Batman rogue re-appearing. It's the best.

She kept my hair long too.

I had long blonde hair, then as I got older, my hair turned brown.

Mark is stepping all over my banter.

Get outta here Mark!