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2018-02-05 16:00:30 UTC

Negging is unironically the best strategy

2018-02-05 16:00:55 UTC

Neg me daddy, owo @parrott

2018-02-05 16:01:31 UTC

<:gas:390573776594796544> me pls

2018-02-05 16:02:40 UTC

@Fash Dragon the most important thing a guy can do when he wants to lock it down is not be too nice or clingy and to take up physical space as soon as possible.

2018-02-05 16:03:14 UTC

@Fash Dragon Be a dick, make her hate herself so she thinks she can't ever do better

2018-02-05 16:03:27 UTC

^

2018-02-05 16:03:30 UTC

Literally

2018-02-05 16:04:23 UTC

It's important to balance that, though, by always taking care of her. Get her food, drive her where she needs to go, hold the baby so. She can shower, etc.

2018-02-05 16:04:33 UTC

Be a protector and provider

2018-02-05 16:05:04 UTC

If you can't take care of her, you're not entitled to her.

2018-02-05 16:13:19 UTC

(((YouTube)))

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410105620516175883/Screenshot_20180205-111022.png

2018-02-05 16:16:20 UTC

http://prntscr.com/iagzdp
@Fash Dragon CAREFUL THOUGH IT CAN GO WRONG

2018-02-05 16:17:55 UTC

Fevs how did you convince somebody they're another race

2018-02-05 16:18:18 UTC

@Fash Dragon High verbal IQ

2018-02-05 16:19:22 UTC

lmao

2018-02-05 16:20:00 UTC

Babble is awake from nap auf wiedersehen

2018-02-05 16:20:08 UTC

Anyone know what's up with Fash Emporium? The buttons/flags etc were taken down

2018-02-05 16:20:19 UTC

@Hadrian It be fixed soon

2018-02-05 16:21:15 UTC

All that stuff's down because some weird big brained backend maintence stuff, shouldn't be that much longer tho

2018-02-05 16:21:33 UTC

anyone know what the deal is with "the forum?" I've heard stories that such a place exists, but I've never seen it

2018-02-05 16:21:49 UTC

That's only for 33rd degree Tradworkers and above

2018-02-05 16:21:55 UTC

or is TWP exclusively discord now?

2018-02-05 16:22:14 UTC

u cheeky cunt

2018-02-05 16:22:30 UTC

We've got like 10 projects and a singular IT guy

2018-02-05 16:22:41 UTC

Everything will be rolled out in due time

2018-02-05 16:23:24 UTC

My husband is working very diligently on all of the above along with his shekel jobs

2018-02-05 16:23:39 UTC

He can only sperg for so many hours straight per 24 hour period

2018-02-05 16:23:57 UTC

But I assure you he is paying zero attention to me and only coding, all the time.

2018-02-05 16:24:01 UTC

>not sperging for 25 hours per 24 hour period

2018-02-05 16:24:02 UTC

Which is fine.

2018-02-05 16:24:03 UTC

TIME CUCK

2018-02-05 16:24:50 UTC

A wild Parrott appears

2018-02-05 16:24:57 UTC

I had to drop several things to get the email functionality in place, which has been a major impediment to the most basic of member communication and engagement. That roadblock is officially out of the way. The Matrix server replacement for Discord will go live this week.

2018-02-05 16:26:05 UTC

Most importantly, I'm setting up a private git server and reconfiguring everything to where our tech work is scalable and shared smartly and securely with other geeks (Right Wing Tech Squads).

2018-02-05 16:26:26 UTC

You're the best, babe

2018-02-05 16:26:55 UTC

9001 IQ parrott with a bunch of 200 IQ RWTS plebs, that'll be interesting

2018-02-05 16:27:02 UTC

My very last project, scheduled for May of 2037, is making the TradWorker homepage not look like ass.

2018-02-05 16:28:41 UTC

It's kind of a unique challenge, since scaling involvement without compromising security and stability is a real challenge, ...but I think I've got a sharp plan. My big goal is to make this party comet-proof.

2018-02-05 16:28:49 UTC

http://prntscr.com/iah696

BAM fixed it myself

2018-02-05 16:29:39 UTC

Right now, if a comet hit me and Heimbach while we were dining at McDonald's, Tony would basically have a large and loyal political organization with 80s-level infrastructure.

2018-02-05 16:30:03 UTC

My problem is I'm sort of Gen X, and Drudge Report is my idea of a fresh and slick website.

2018-02-05 16:30:17 UTC

until then, it's TWP policy that parrott and heimbach can never be in the same mcdonalds at the same time

2018-02-05 16:31:00 UTC

Everything I do ends up like the nineties web, and I know you young folks are really big on not having obvious navigation, having a bunch of parallax effect, and wasting a bunch of time with pointless hover animations and shit.

2018-02-05 16:31:59 UTC

So I'm going to get the core functionality working, then let one of you Gen Zyklon script kiddos overhaul the theme.

2018-02-05 16:32:03 UTC

how2make a website a e s t h e t ic
background: linear-gradient
๐Ÿ˜

2018-02-05 16:32:16 UTC

Oh hell yeah.

2018-02-05 16:33:21 UTC

I'm very proud of my inner/corner border shenanigans I pulled off when Fr. Raph wanted his site to look like an icon.

https://www.rusjournal.org/

2018-02-05 16:34:14 UTC

And he fully manages the content, so the wall of text is on him, not me.

2018-02-05 16:34:45 UTC

<body class="home page-template-default page page-id-2 custom-background no-sidebar">

god damn I'd hate to see your actual code

2018-02-05 16:34:46 UTC

And I didn't forget what we talked about, Fevs. Stay tuned today.

2018-02-05 16:35:36 UTC

Kk, I'll be in a car for 8 hours so if it's stuff I can do on a phone I can pump it out

2018-02-05 16:35:58 UTC

It's probably not. But it won't be incredibly time-sensitive stuff.

2018-02-05 16:36:05 UTC

>not enabling mobile Hotspot on your smart phone and using your laptop while driving

2018-02-05 16:36:11 UTC

Okay cuck

2018-02-05 16:36:17 UTC

@patron Saint of EATIN That sounds too high tech for me

2018-02-05 16:36:22 UTC

Lmfao

2018-02-05 16:36:36 UTC

Do you have to pay extra for that with your mobile plan or is that just something I have

2018-02-05 16:36:52 UTC

It depends. We have it with our AT&T prepaid phones

2018-02-05 16:37:02 UTC

I was just bantzing ya tho

2018-02-05 16:37:04 UTC

I have those Walmart prepaid phones

2018-02-05 16:37:13 UTC

Oof

2018-02-05 16:37:31 UTC

I've got a folding table and camping chair in my van so I can hop in the back and have an office, or wander out into the woods and "nature code."

2018-02-05 16:37:53 UTC

When he lived at my house in Florida he would routinely beach code lmao

2018-02-05 16:37:57 UTC

Nature's too itchy

2018-02-05 16:38:10 UTC

Yeah I hate outside

2018-02-05 16:38:27 UTC

Beach coding is actually a huge pain in the ass, but it's worth it just for the aesthetics.

2018-02-05 16:39:23 UTC

>When I see a nonwhite arguing with a Nazi buddy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410112179312787467/27458959_997607520394066_7586225039764352512_n.jpg

2018-02-05 16:40:16 UTC

While in Florida, I tried to code in the Starbucks and it was literally exclusively and entirely Jews.

2018-02-05 16:40:45 UTC

Yeah you gotta do LOCAL coffee shops

2018-02-05 16:40:51 UTC

Being from Southern Indiana, Jews are basically sinister Star Wars aliens to me.

2018-02-05 16:40:54 UTC

And you have to deal with their extremely sub par seating

2018-02-05 16:41:50 UTC

Where I lived in Southern Florida is literally the third most densely Jewish place in the world behind Israel and NYC

2018-02-05 16:41:54 UTC

Okay I actually just found out that USB tethering is a thing, so I'll be playing League on the car ride instead of being productive rekt

2018-02-05 16:42:14 UTC

Yes goy play your games

2018-02-05 16:43:48 UTC

I'm back to clearing out the ticket backlog. Apologies again for being behind on everything. I do have a plan and a checklist and there is a light at the end of the milestone tunnel.

2018-02-05 16:44:30 UTC

You're amazing

2018-02-05 16:44:43 UTC

The problem is that security solutions are the sort of thing that don't actually deliver any visible improvement. They just incrementally reduce the probability of getting fucked to death, without any forward motion.

2018-02-05 16:44:49 UTC

You're paid to say that.

2018-02-05 16:44:56 UTC

Oh stahp

2018-02-05 16:45:08 UTC

Security is a spook

2018-02-05 16:46:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410114051675389953/received_1280050165472564.jpeg

2018-02-05 16:50:21 UTC

@parrott i miss when we were both still on Facebook and we would bantz each other online while in the same bed lmao those were good times โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

2018-02-05 16:50:52 UTC

Sorry for gayposting, back to your regularly scheduled gaynigger posting.

2018-02-05 16:52:38 UTC

My fellow white people riot over sports, but won't do SHIT when the government stomps all over their rights and the Constitution.

2018-02-05 16:53:02 UTC

well yeah, nobody cares about muh constitution

2018-02-05 16:53:08 UTC

Yeah, we're the few people in this country that are really worried about the constitution

2018-02-05 17:02:29 UTC

Pffffffft all that Web 2.0 nonsense

2018-02-05 17:02:35 UTC

I'm fine with us being Web 1.5

2018-02-05 17:04:33 UTC

Web 1.5 is bad optics

2018-02-05 17:05:18 UTC

TradWorker would look like the Time Cube website if I had my druthers.

2018-02-05 17:05:31 UTC

lol

2018-02-05 17:05:42 UTC

I miss the old table-based layouts

2018-02-05 17:05:49 UTC

Agreed.

2018-02-05 17:06:14 UTC

when an IFRAME was a fancy thing

2018-02-05 17:06:15 UTC

Apparently, we need to make our website look like every single shitcoin scam's website.

2018-02-05 17:06:53 UTC

rounded bezels everywhere

2018-02-05 17:07:35 UTC

1. Dark background
2. Parallax effect
3. Massive five megabyte full screen stock photos
4. Only one page
5. No navigation whatsoever

2018-02-05 17:09:08 UTC

I'm going to hire Zoe Quinn to do our website for us, loosely modeled on her wildly popular DepressionQuest video game website. http://www.depressionquest.com/dqfinal.html

2018-02-05 17:09:14 UTC

a e s t h e t i c

2018-02-05 17:09:20 UTC

"game"

2018-02-05 17:09:50 UTC

She's working on it right now.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410119842201600010/unknown.png

2018-02-05 17:10:07 UTC

"she"

2018-02-05 17:11:17 UTC

Zoe Quinn is a man

2018-02-05 17:11:53 UTC

Actual coding and the female brain are diametrically opposed to one another. Real talk. And I say this as a woman with a degree in the IT field.

2018-02-05 17:12:38 UTC

Who is literally autistic

2018-02-05 17:12:47 UTC

good thing Quinn isn't a woman, then

2018-02-05 17:12:57 UTC

oh wait nevermind

2018-02-05 17:12:59 UTC

I think she is

2018-02-05 17:13:06 UTC

I was thinking of the other gamergate one, Brianna Wu

2018-02-05 17:14:10 UTC

I thought you were just bantzing her. No, yeah, the other one is the trap.

2018-02-05 17:15:06 UTC

Five Guys Aspergers and Lies.

2018-02-05 17:16:45 UTC

ยฉ @parrott

2018-02-05 17:16:51 UTC

Zoe has also volunteered to represent TradWorker in our case to the UN against White Genocide.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410121608318156811/unknown.png

2018-02-05 17:17:25 UTC

Right, Quinn just changed her name. She was born a woman but identifies as ~non binary~

2018-02-05 17:17:53 UTC

[screams internally]

2018-02-05 17:30:06 UTC

ok wtf I was confused for a minute cause I'm 100% sure Zoe is female

2018-02-05 17:30:45 UTC

for design, google material is dey wae

2018-02-05 17:30:49 UTC

She looks like she could be attractive if she tried

2018-02-05 17:31:47 UTC

@patron Saint of EATIN so thats why my field is 99% male...every once and while an indian female will appear

2018-02-05 17:31:54 UTC

her original name is germanic

2018-02-05 17:31:58 UTC

Chelsea von Valkburg

2018-02-05 17:32:01 UTC

but will be absolutely terrible

2018-02-05 17:32:07 UTC

badass I like it

2018-02-05 17:32:15 UTC

I would have stuck with that name

2018-02-05 17:32:26 UTC

its a good name

2018-02-05 17:32:31 UTC

Tfw no implicit directly germanic name

2018-02-05 17:32:55 UTC

Tfw over half potato nog

2018-02-05 17:33:05 UTC

And 10%frog

2018-02-05 17:33:15 UTC

Brb changing my name to Fevs von Habsburg

2018-02-05 17:33:20 UTC

Real amerimutt hours

2018-02-05 17:33:46 UTC

don't do that

2018-02-05 17:33:47 UTC

Kek

2018-02-05 17:33:51 UTC

You don't have the chin for it

2018-02-05 17:34:27 UTC

that chin doesn't look too weird

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410126039730356225/otto-35-portraet-DW-Politik-Muenchen-jpg.png

2018-02-05 17:34:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410126058390814750/bwjftcz5ingfji28la3h.png

2018-02-05 17:34:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410126090099621888/Charles-V-Habsburg.png

2018-02-05 17:34:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410126129253318657/charles-ii-of-spain_mainstory1.png

2018-02-05 17:35:03 UTC

muh heritage

2018-02-05 17:35:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410126251710349312/196220Philipp.png

2018-02-05 17:35:21 UTC

NIGGA WHATS THIS

2018-02-05 17:35:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410126287676506113/uwtnek738tzbm0kfhhrp.png

2018-02-05 17:35:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410126315023499266/1489701285245.png

2018-02-05 17:36:35 UTC

tfw Dylan Klebold is more Habsburg than you

2018-02-05 17:39:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410127204840767488/1489700673027.png

2018-02-05 17:40:22 UTC
2018-02-05 17:40:32 UTC

Thanks @Tony Hovater ill get it posted

2018-02-05 17:40:36 UTC

@Tony Hovater see you next week

2018-02-05 17:41:01 UTC

henlo

2018-02-05 17:41:41 UTC

BTW, one thing I think would be beneficial to a lot of families would be a homeschooling curriculum. It would be a large undertaking, but I think it would be great for our communities

2018-02-05 17:42:10 UTC

And I think Matt wanted to be a teacher at one point, right?

2018-02-05 17:42:42 UTC

^

2018-02-05 17:42:57 UTC

Time to shill out the new episode

2018-02-05 17:43:17 UTC

He wanted to be a history teacher, yes. My husband has actually developed his own homeschool curriculum.

2018-02-05 17:43:30 UTC

It's very good. Dynamic.

2018-02-05 17:43:35 UTC

I have a friend that's interested in TWP that asked about it

2018-02-05 17:43:44 UTC

Really

2018-02-05 17:43:44 UTC

Piano, graphic design, math, history, dinosaurs lol

2018-02-05 17:43:57 UTC

Yeah @parrott is a better parent than me

2018-02-05 17:43:59 UTC

Noice!

2018-02-05 17:44:24 UTC

Also typing and computer skills

2018-02-05 17:44:40 UTC

@Hadrian The Habsburg-Lothringen family has some of the most attractive, and least attractive people I've ever seen wtf

2018-02-05 17:44:40 UTC

The trick with his homeschooling is the gamification of it.

2018-02-05 17:44:45 UTC

Coming up with one that could be distributed to the other families would probably be a big project, but I think it would resonate with the type of people we want

2018-02-05 17:45:02 UTC

@Fevs Inbreeding is a coin flip

2018-02-05 17:45:06 UTC

True. I'll put some thought into that. I'd have to be the one to codify his strategy.

2018-02-05 17:45:12 UTC

He's too creative and big brained

2018-02-05 17:45:25 UTC

Tfw no rock emoji

2018-02-05 17:45:43 UTC

CIVILIZATION IS THEFT
ANARCHO-PRIMITISM NOW

2018-02-05 17:46:00 UTC

DAY OF THE ROCK

2018-02-05 17:46:17 UTC

Kaczynski did nothing wrong

2018-02-05 17:46:29 UTC

Leaving the kiked edication system would be a major victory

2018-02-05 17:46:39 UTC

Eventual we'll need schools of our own, but that's far off

2018-02-05 17:46:46 UTC

^

2018-02-05 17:47:07 UTC

Makes sense klebold looks like a Hapsburg. They're both jews

2018-02-05 17:47:27 UTC

Poeple in my local group are homeschooling, using the Ron Paul curriculum I think

2018-02-05 17:47:38 UTC

schools with real world skills not info to win jeprody and jewish brainwashing

2018-02-05 17:47:39 UTC

Habsburgs were jewish?

2018-02-05 17:47:48 UTC

Habsburgs weren't Jewish

2018-02-05 17:47:51 UTC

No

2018-02-05 17:47:51 UTC

burg oy vey

2018-02-05 17:47:57 UTC

They were

2018-02-05 17:48:02 UTC

Spiritually

2018-02-05 17:48:05 UTC

Not

2018-02-05 17:48:13 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-02-05 17:48:21 UTC

psudo kike?

2018-02-05 17:48:30 UTC

Austrians are the only true whites fuck you guys

2018-02-05 17:48:32 UTC

They're kikes of the soul, and that's what really matters

2018-02-05 17:48:44 UTC

Habsburg 4 forever

2018-02-05 17:48:53 UTC

Vikangz an sheeiiitttttt

2018-02-05 17:49:04 UTC

Austrians <:reee:406661985741176842>

2018-02-05 17:49:16 UTC

The Matt Parrott homeschool curriculum cultivates real world skills

2018-02-05 17:49:22 UTC

Hitler shat on the house of Hapsburg for like 2 pages in MK

2018-02-05 17:49:25 UTC

lol, look at Charles II of Spain's royal monogram

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410129804940279808/190px-Royal_Monogram_of_Charles_III2C_Duke_of_Brabant.png

2018-02-05 17:49:34 UTC

Of course it leans heavily on nerd skills but could easily be adapted

2018-02-05 17:49:35 UTC

its literally a biohazard symbol

2018-02-05 17:49:42 UTC
2018-02-05 17:49:46 UTC

he was the last oof the male Habsburg of Spain line

2018-02-05 17:49:57 UTC

My daughter fuckin loves dinosaurs

2018-02-05 17:50:12 UTC

That could be tailored to whatever the kid is into

2018-02-05 17:50:26 UTC

The point is keeping the children engaged and stimulated

2018-02-05 17:50:27 UTC

You mean those things the jews buried?

2018-02-05 17:50:36 UTC

As opposed to the way public school is done

2018-02-05 17:50:39 UTC

You mean the Habsburgs

2018-02-05 17:50:42 UTC

Fossils are a spook

2018-02-05 17:50:46 UTC

What's TWP's stance on the HQ?

2018-02-05 17:50:51 UTC

The physician who performed his autopsy stated that his body "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water.

2018-02-05 17:51:55 UTC

Fossils were just something the Jews buried in 1924

2018-02-05 17:52:04 UTC

^

2018-02-05 17:52:21 UTC

ay do you realy belive that?

2018-02-05 17:52:24 UTC

Dinosaurs were definitely real

2018-02-05 17:52:38 UTC

no dinosaurs are actually aryan farm animals

2018-02-05 17:52:42 UTC

Don't even get my husband started on evolution

2018-02-05 17:52:43 UTC

aincent aryans

2018-02-05 17:52:47 UTC

tink about it

2018-02-05 17:52:48 UTC

XD

2018-02-05 17:52:49 UTC

The universe was created december 21st 2012, everything from before that date is artificially made to have us believe the world is older

2018-02-05 17:52:51 UTC

Only really evangelikikes think they were faked

2018-02-05 17:53:01 UTC

No, Jeff Goldblum invented them for his themepark

2018-02-05 17:53:03 UTC

based aryan t rex farming

2018-02-05 17:53:15 UTC

our race where giants

2018-02-05 17:53:17 UTC

that rode trexs

2018-02-05 17:53:25 UTC

then the jews came along

2018-02-05 17:53:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410130818707619841/flat800x800070f.png

2018-02-05 17:53:31 UTC

Fucking Jews...

2018-02-05 17:53:39 UTC

I thought odin killed all the giants lol

2018-02-05 17:53:39 UTC

Dumb fucking jews not letting me ride fucking dinosaurs

2018-02-05 17:53:40 UTC

Life uh... finds a way

2018-02-05 17:53:42 UTC

DOING ME AN ANGER

2018-02-05 17:53:46 UTC

Correction

2018-02-05 17:53:52 UTC

Odin killed the ice giants

2018-02-05 17:54:00 UTC

Not all giants

2018-02-05 17:54:01 UTC

you know those plataeus in deserts and shit?

2018-02-05 17:54:08 UTC

those where giant crystal trees

2018-02-05 17:54:22 UTC

it's why paganism reveres trees

2018-02-05 17:54:25 UTC

Woke

2018-02-05 17:54:26 UTC

jews cut them down

2018-02-05 17:54:28 UTC

for the crystals

2018-02-05 17:54:47 UTC

how do we charge our anciant crystal trees bro

2018-02-05 17:55:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/410131241703047169/drop_another_redpill.jpg

2018-02-05 17:55:11 UTC

the jews win when they fully charge their crystal trees

2018-02-05 17:55:16 UTC

someone redpill me on the charging crystals meme

2018-02-05 17:55:38 UTC

***R O O T L E S S I N T E R N A T I O N A L C L I Q U E***

2018-02-05 17:55:52 UTC

๐ŸŒ

2018-02-05 17:56:09 UTC

some pagan faggs liked to keep crystals and charged the energy by circle jerking <:Urban_youth:374715806526865408>

2018-02-05 17:56:23 UTC

Forced meme

2018-02-05 17:56:32 UTC

pagan fags btfo

2018-02-05 17:56:40 UTC

crystals are real

2018-02-05 17:56:44 UTC

not all pagans bru

2018-02-05 17:56:51 UTC

nop you said it @ghostofthevolk

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