Where I lived in Southern Florida is literally the third most densely Jewish place in the world behind Israel and NYC

Okay I actually just found out that USB tethering is a thing, so I'll be playing League on the car ride instead of being productive rekt

Yes goy play your games

I'm back to clearing out the ticket backlog. Apologies again for being behind on everything. I do have a plan and a checklist and there is a light at the end of the milestone tunnel.

You're amazing

The problem is that security solutions are the sort of thing that don't actually deliver any visible improvement. They just incrementally reduce the probability of getting fucked to death, without any forward motion.

You're paid to say that.

Oh stahp

Security is a spook

@parrott i miss when we were both still on Facebook and we would bantz each other online while in the same bed lmao those were good times ❤️❤️❤️

Sorry for gayposting, back to your regularly scheduled gaynigger posting.

My fellow white people riot over sports, but won't do SHIT when the government stomps all over their rights and the Constitution.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-football-nfl-superbowl-philadelphia/philadelphia-fans-set-fire-damage-property-after-super-bowl-win-idUSKBN1FP0YH

well yeah, nobody cares about muh constitution

Yeah, we're the few people in this country that are really worried about the constitution

Pffffffft all that Web 2.0 nonsense

I'm fine with us being Web 1.5

Web 1.5 is bad optics

TradWorker would look like the Time Cube website if I had my druthers.

lol

I miss the old table-based layouts

Agreed.

when an IFRAME was a fancy thing

Apparently, we need to make our website look like every single shitcoin scam's website.

rounded bezels everywhere

1. Dark background
2. Parallax effect
3. Massive five megabyte full screen stock photos
4. Only one page
5. No navigation whatsoever

I'm going to hire Zoe Quinn to do our website for us, loosely modeled on her wildly popular DepressionQuest video game website. http://www.depressionquest.com/dqfinal.html

a e s t h e t i c

"game"

She's working on it right now.

"she"

Zoe Quinn is a man

Actual coding and the female brain are diametrically opposed to one another. Real talk. And I say this as a woman with a degree in the IT field.

Who is literally autistic

good thing Quinn isn't a woman, then

oh wait nevermind

I think she is

I was thinking of the other gamergate one, Brianna Wu

I thought you were just bantzing her. No, yeah, the other one is the trap.

Five Guys Aspergers and Lies.