There's really nobody in my local area. One guy I spoke to once and haven't seen again. Without a place like this to blow off steam I'd probably have gone Tactical Bowlcut by now

I tried to explain to him that just being here and not completely isolated in Cuba Haiti, Florida, is enough socializing for me.

It's honestly more than I can handle sometimes

@patron Saint of EATIN how did you two meet? Asking for a really autistic friend who has trouble meeting women he can connect with

I've known of him for years, I ended up messaging him on Facebook, he bantzed and negged me into the ground, then he drove 1600 miles to meet me immediately. I had an internet boyfriend I had never met at the time who was just dragging things out and using me as an internet hype woman. I really wanted a husband and a baby. Parrott made it happen. I have a hard time connecting with anyone in any emotional sense, as does my husband. But we make a good team.

Negging is unironically the best strategy

Neg me daddy, owo @parrott

<:gas:390573776594796544> me pls

@Fash Dragon the most important thing a guy can do when he wants to lock it down is not be too nice or clingy and to take up physical space as soon as possible.

@Fash Dragon Be a dick, make her hate herself so she thinks she can't ever do better

^

Literally

It's important to balance that, though, by always taking care of her. Get her food, drive her where she needs to go, hold the baby so. She can shower, etc.

Be a protector and provider

If you can't take care of her, you're not entitled to her.

(((YouTube)))

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@Fash Dragon CAREFUL THOUGH IT CAN GO WRONG

Fevs how did you convince somebody they're another race

@Fash Dragon High verbal IQ

lmao

Babble is awake from nap auf wiedersehen

Anyone know what's up with Fash Emporium? The buttons/flags etc were taken down

@Hadrian It be fixed soon

All that stuff's down because some weird big brained backend maintence stuff, shouldn't be that much longer tho

anyone know what the deal is with "the forum?" I've heard stories that such a place exists, but I've never seen it

That's only for 33rd degree Tradworkers and above

or is TWP exclusively discord now?

u cheeky cunt

We've got like 10 projects and a singular IT guy

Everything will be rolled out in due time

My husband is working very diligently on all of the above along with his shekel jobs

He can only sperg for so many hours straight per 24 hour period

But I assure you he is paying zero attention to me and only coding, all the time.

>not sperging for 25 hours per 24 hour period

Which is fine.

TIME CUCK

A wild Parrott appears

I had to drop several things to get the email functionality in place, which has been a major impediment to the most basic of member communication and engagement. That roadblock is officially out of the way. The Matrix server replacement for Discord will go live this week.

Most importantly, I'm setting up a private git server and reconfiguring everything to where our tech work is scalable and shared smartly and securely with other geeks (Right Wing Tech Squads).

You're the best, babe

9001 IQ parrott with a bunch of 200 IQ RWTS plebs, that'll be interesting