Message from @patron Saint of EATIN
Discord ID: 410121586776080394
I miss the old table-based layouts
Agreed.
when an IFRAME was a fancy thing
Apparently, we need to make our website look like every single shitcoin scam's website.
rounded bezels everywhere
1. Dark background
2. Parallax effect
3. Massive five megabyte full screen stock photos
4. Only one page
5. No navigation whatsoever
I'm going to hire Zoe Quinn to do our website for us, loosely modeled on her wildly popular DepressionQuest video game website. http://www.depressionquest.com/dqfinal.html
a e s t h e t i c
"game"
She's working on it right now.
"she"
Zoe Quinn is a man
Actual coding and the female brain are diametrically opposed to one another. Real talk. And I say this as a woman with a degree in the IT field.
Who is literally autistic
good thing Quinn isn't a woman, then
oh wait nevermind
I think she is
I was thinking of the other gamergate one, Brianna Wu
I thought you were just bantzing her. No, yeah, the other one is the trap.
Five Guys Aspergers and Lies.
Zoe has also volunteered to represent TradWorker in our case to the UN against White Genocide.
Right, Quinn just changed her name. She was born a woman but identifies as ~non binary~
[screams internally]
ok wtf I was confused for a minute cause I'm 100% sure Zoe is female
for design, google material is dey wae
She looks like she could be attractive if she tried
@patron Saint of EATIN so thats why my field is 99% male...every once and while an indian female will appear
her original name is germanic
Chelsea von Valkburg
but will be absolutely terrible
badass I like it
I would have stuck with that name
its a good name
Tfw no implicit directly germanic name
Tfw over half potato nog
And 10%frog
Brb changing my name to Fevs von Habsburg
Real amerimutt hours
don't do that
Kek