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2018-01-05 02:54:26 UTC

Of course they tried to steal everything out of the hotel rooms as well.

2018-01-05 02:54:55 UTC

Me? The pacific northwest.

2018-01-05 02:55:18 UTC

But i've lived other places in my life.

2018-01-05 02:55:18 UTC

Every single interaction I've had with gypsies have been negative as well.

2018-01-05 02:56:34 UTC

Oh shit, forgot my #not all

2018-01-05 02:58:20 UTC

How many people here are just designing gas chambers.

2018-01-05 02:58:38 UTC

not me. Studying medical coding and billing atm

2018-01-05 02:58:47 UTC

I don't have much use for gas chambers.

2018-01-05 02:59:02 UTC

You'll be sure to put them to good use as test subjects instead.

2018-01-05 02:59:21 UTC

To be of use for that they'd need to be human.

2018-01-05 02:59:50 UTC

You have to know that they're human.

2018-01-05 03:00:01 UTC

Well, I guess you were kidding.

2018-01-05 03:00:17 UTC

That said, there are drugs made only for certain races.

2018-01-05 03:00:28 UTC

One of the great failures of the internet is that it doesn't transmit sarcasm very well.

2018-01-05 03:00:37 UTC

Don't worry, I knew.

2018-01-05 03:06:15 UTC

@Grumplebee you're the funniest person here in my opinion.

2018-01-05 03:06:29 UTC

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2018-01-05 03:06:48 UTC

Well thanks @Whiskey-Vargas

2018-01-05 03:06:51 UTC

@Grumplebee Are you studying to become a doctor?

2018-01-05 03:07:05 UTC

What is this Japanese shit?

2018-01-05 03:07:13 UTC

Oh now. I am studying to become a medical coder and/or biller.

2018-01-05 03:08:01 UTC

Basically a level 9 bureaucrat.

2018-01-05 03:09:06 UTC

I don't have the time or acadmic fortitude to become a medical doctor.

2018-01-05 03:09:16 UTC

I'm damn near forty

2018-01-05 03:09:37 UTC

Do you know anything about analysing trial data?

2018-01-05 03:10:02 UTC

Only a little. That's not related to what I am learning.

2018-01-05 03:10:31 UTC

its Beep Beep Lettuce

2018-01-05 03:10:43 UTC

Ah, ok, so you would be coding in the data gotten from the experiments on undesirables.

2018-01-05 03:11:10 UTC

(Rather than analysing or collecting it.)

2018-01-05 03:12:22 UTC

Hilarous, but it's way more boring than that. There's a big list of codes for every medical procedure. When a doctor sees someone I translate his report into "medical code speak" and use that to determine how much should be charged.

2018-01-05 03:13:28 UTC

But I've not gotten into the code stuff yet. Write now I am wrapping up my study of the circulatory system. Then going to move on to the nervous system tomorrow.

2018-01-05 03:13:56 UTC

Are you using ICD-10 by any chance?

2018-01-05 03:14:03 UTC

Ah, so you would not have the skill to be involved in the next holocaust.

2018-01-05 03:14:55 UTC

Well... there are certian conditions and treatments that are more prevalant in some races than others. So maybe not totally useless.

2018-01-05 03:15:56 UTC

Plus everyone knows there's nothing the genocidal love more than a bureaucracy.

2018-01-05 03:16:35 UTC

Well, YOU might be interested in being involved in the next holocaust, but I'm not.

2018-01-05 03:17:05 UTC

That is true, the Nazis were able to kill so many so quickly because they really had their ducks in a row.

2018-01-05 03:17:55 UTC

Depends on how well it pays. What the hours are like. The benefits. How much deniability I have when the whole thing ineavatibly goes tits up, and who we're holocausting.

2018-01-05 03:18:34 UTC

Saving that gem.

2018-01-05 03:18:58 UTC

Frankly I'm such a mongrelized mess of races and horrible mostly genetic diseases that I'd probably be first in the oven most of the time.

2018-01-05 03:19:44 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas Yes, i am using ICD-10 or I am going to be.

2018-01-05 03:20:30 UTC

They'd throw me in, someone with very visibly obvious 'tism.

2018-01-05 03:20:43 UTC

Well, maybe that might not do it.

2018-01-05 03:20:55 UTC

The gayness might though.

2018-01-05 03:21:54 UTC

Pretty sure a lot of the Nazi leadership were sperg lords. What with the obsession with precise order, paganism, genetics, etc.

2018-01-05 03:22:07 UTC

But the original Nazis were convinced by an academic not to sterilize Autists.

2018-01-05 03:22:17 UTC

Heck the more I think of it the more it was clearly just one big autism party.

2018-01-05 03:22:22 UTC

lol

2018-01-05 03:22:26 UTC

I doubt it.

2018-01-05 03:22:40 UTC

The only non autistic Nazi I can think of off the top of my head is Rommel, and they made him kill himself.

2018-01-05 03:22:55 UTC

How do you say "an hero" in german?

2018-01-05 03:23:03 UTC

A hero

2018-01-05 03:23:08 UTC

You retard

2018-01-05 03:23:17 UTC

And idk

2018-01-05 03:23:36 UTC

Good luck with the ICD-10. From what I remember it went full retard compared to the ICD-9.

2018-01-05 03:24:15 UTC
2018-01-05 03:24:29 UTC

Lol

2018-01-05 03:25:03 UTC

Wtf

2018-01-05 03:25:13 UTC

First time I heard of it

2018-01-05 03:25:27 UTC

it's an oldy

2018-01-05 03:25:32 UTC

Here's a question

2018-01-05 03:25:51 UTC

is a dank meme an old meme or a new one? Because there are two opposing meanings of dank.

2018-01-05 03:25:58 UTC

I want it ti mean both.

2018-01-05 03:26:02 UTC

at the same time

2018-01-05 03:26:31 UTC

I always asumed dank meant edgy or some shit like that

2018-01-05 03:26:44 UTC

Never bothered to look

2018-01-05 03:29:45 UTC

@Grumplebee How much crime is there where you live?

2018-01-05 03:38:12 UTC

My current location. quite a bit. Surprise surprise. It's the only marjoirty hispanic region in the state.

2018-01-05 03:38:44 UTC

My actual home is very low though

2018-01-05 03:43:31 UTC

Were you there before they began to move in?

2018-01-05 03:44:10 UTC

No, it's been that way since the 1950's or so I think

2018-01-05 03:45:31 UTC

But it's a major agricultural area. So that means lots of transient labor. That means drugs and gangs, etc.

2018-01-05 03:45:59 UTC

I'm assuming you have the necessary tools to protect your family?

2018-01-05 03:46:25 UTC

Well my family isn't here. but of course I do.

2018-01-05 03:47:39 UTC

This is my glock 40. This is my problem solver right here.
http://www.thespecialistsltd.com/files/hi_point_jhp.jpg

2018-01-05 03:48:07 UTC

Aren't you an Aussie? @ebowden

2018-01-05 03:48:13 UTC

Yes.

2018-01-05 03:48:21 UTC

It's a meme, you don't get it.

2018-01-05 03:48:22 UTC

All my problem solvers are inherited antiques actually. Nothing special, jut old.

2018-01-05 03:49:09 UTC

@ebowden#1148 well I was gonna keep your secret but ok. It's a "meme". :wink:

2018-01-05 03:49:38 UTC

Well, it's funny because it's not a glock, it's a fucking hipoint.

2018-01-05 03:50:00 UTC

But the area my wife and kid live in is very safe. Good neighborhood. Across the street from a school, etc.

2018-01-05 03:50:04 UTC

Yeah, it says it on the picture

2018-01-05 03:51:59 UTC

Reminds me of Harry Brown for some reason.

2018-01-05 03:52:08 UTC

@ebowden sure. I won't tell anyone your secret. Lol

2018-01-05 03:52:10 UTC

It always gets me.

2018-01-05 03:53:34 UTC

In the US, I'd make my own firearm.

2018-01-05 03:54:04 UTC

Classic

2018-01-05 03:54:36 UTC

I was there when fosscad developed their ECM rifling process.

2018-01-05 03:54:46 UTC

There's a version I love where he's holding s fucking Ti-89

2018-01-05 03:54:59 UTC

Hilarious.

2018-01-05 03:55:11 UTC

But some men don't want something logical.

2018-01-05 03:55:27 UTC

Some men... just want... a tangerine..

2018-01-05 03:56:22 UTC

@ebowden can Aussies even use guns for hunting?

2018-01-05 03:56:48 UTC

You have to get a license.

2018-01-05 03:56:57 UTC

We basically have no freedom here.

2018-01-05 03:57:12 UTC

@ebowden Can't you be charged with carrying a weapon if you're holding a big ass flashlight during the day

2018-01-05 03:57:16 UTC

Or is that memes

2018-01-05 03:57:53 UTC

Is it a "Dingos gunna eat mai baby." liscense

2018-01-05 03:58:18 UTC

Or like an umbrella when it's not gonna rain

2018-01-05 04:00:41 UTC

@ebowden is a manly man though, he has a glock 40. That's his problem solver right there. Don't mess with his Vegemite.

2018-01-05 04:00:55 UTC

lol

2018-01-05 04:01:23 UTC

In the meme, the joke is that the retard actually just has a cheap-ass hi point.

2018-01-05 04:01:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/398687428283596800/0a.png

2018-01-05 04:01:56 UTC

i had a cultural exchange kid from australia when I was in school. one day be brought vegimite for everyone in class. That's when I decided I was never go to Australia.

2018-01-05 04:02:02 UTC

Someone use the Peter Sweden meme. Lol

2018-01-05 04:02:54 UTC

Yeah that meme is classic. I love when I happen to catch the actual episode

2018-01-05 04:02:54 UTC

Gold every time

2018-01-05 04:03:01 UTC

I love Vegemite.

2018-01-05 04:03:22 UTC

Not Marmite or Promite though.

2018-01-05 04:03:30 UTC

Those are disgusting.

2018-01-05 04:03:33 UTC

Also answer my question I'm curious about your freedoms or lack of

2018-01-05 04:04:12 UTC

If you have even a multi-tool with an un-locked blade in it, you need a "genuine reason" to be carrying it.

2018-01-05 04:04:17 UTC

Seriously, what is wrong with you people? America is not sinless by any means culinarly (I own a box of celery flavored jell-o i found at a garage sale) but jesus christ. It's like you looked at british food and said "Oi 'old me beeah mate."

2018-01-05 04:04:38 UTC

What's the difference in flavor with Marmite?

2018-01-05 04:05:10 UTC

Marmite is disgusting and tastes like Vegemite that has gone off.

2018-01-05 04:05:25 UTC

So does that apply to like carrying a giant maglite during the day to fend off aboos

2018-01-05 04:05:50 UTC

Come to Australier! We took the "r" off the end of beeah and put it at the end of Australier!

2018-01-05 04:06:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/398688628982939649/Snapchat-293626354.jpg

2018-01-05 04:06:19 UTC

Related

2018-01-05 04:07:03 UTC

@ebowden what's the most Australian situation you have been in?

2018-01-05 04:07:07 UTC

Eh the throwing stick plan always boomerangs on me.

2018-01-05 04:08:06 UTC

Punched a kangaroo to save the last tasmanian tiger. Which jumped in the ocean and was double teamed by a blue ring octopus and a box jelly.

2018-01-05 04:08:35 UTC

Hmm. Well, we had the problem of pademelons coming in and eating our herb garden, and Eastern Barred Bandicoots digging up our lawn.

2018-01-05 04:09:02 UTC

Dude I don't know fuck about Australia lmfao

2018-01-05 04:09:25 UTC

Bandicoots are a fucking thing

2018-01-05 04:09:43 UTC

I get sad when I see a Tasmanian Devil run over.

2018-01-05 04:09:58 UTC

Don't those only live in Tasmania now.

2018-01-05 04:10:03 UTC

Poor things were hit hard by the facial tumour disease.

2018-01-05 04:10:12 UTC

For quite a while, yes.

2018-01-05 04:10:39 UTC

I'm from Texas we'd probablt hunt them from helicopters like we do everything else

2018-01-05 04:11:01 UTC

Also that's not even a joke

2018-01-05 04:11:03 UTC

What the heck is a pademelon?

2018-01-05 04:11:06 UTC

Australia machine gunned camels from helicopters.

2018-01-05 04:11:07 UTC

Texas. We're going to solve all out problems with a helicopter ride.

2018-01-05 04:11:07 UTC

^

2018-01-05 04:11:26 UTC

That's based eb

2018-01-05 04:11:33 UTC

We still machine gun hogs

2018-01-05 04:11:39 UTC

And use explosives

2018-01-05 04:11:46 UTC

And miniguns

2018-01-05 04:12:06 UTC

Dude

2018-01-05 04:12:08 UTC

Send me one

2018-01-05 04:12:25 UTC

I want that thing as a pet

2018-01-05 04:12:27 UTC

Want to get a sugar glider or two at some point.

2018-01-05 04:12:31 UTC

It's an obese kangaroo hobbit!

2018-01-05 04:12:32 UTC

Don't

2018-01-05 04:12:47 UTC

They noise they make is fucking shit

2018-01-05 04:13:12 UTC

Nothing like a bansheeesqe screech at 3 am

2018-01-05 04:13:34 UTC

I dealt with a parrot that cried like a human constantly. I can handle that.

2018-01-05 04:13:40 UTC

Our possums make horiffic noises.

2018-01-05 04:13:47 UTC

So do ours,.

2018-01-05 04:13:51 UTC

Yeah

2018-01-05 04:14:05 UTC

Fuck possums and raccoons equally

2018-01-05 04:14:18 UTC

Are you familiar with the sound a mountain lion makes.? Because it's terrifying.

2018-01-05 04:14:25 UTC

Yeah

2018-01-05 04:14:29 UTC

Aussie possums are probably venomous and jacked. Lol

2018-01-05 04:14:30 UTC

I've seen 3 in my life time

2018-01-05 04:14:44 UTC

Two going down the highway

2018-01-05 04:14:49 UTC

And one in person from a deer stand

2018-01-05 04:15:02 UTC

Possoms? See them all the time here.

2018-01-05 04:15:10 UTC

Mountain lion

2018-01-05 04:15:24 UTC

Shot more possums then I can count

2018-01-05 04:15:27 UTC

Cats however

2018-01-05 04:15:30 UTC

Fuck that

2018-01-05 04:15:31 UTC

That is freaking cute

2018-01-05 04:15:45 UTC

Only seen them at the zoo. But I could hear them from my grandfather's place when I was a kid.

2018-01-05 04:16:07 UTC

We have a lot of then that come up from Mexico

2018-01-05 04:16:13 UTC

Bandicoots keep our lawn clear of corby grubs.

2018-01-05 04:16:35 UTC

I can totally see how crash is a bandicoot now

2018-01-05 04:16:56 UTC

@ebowden what is that animal as your picture that's in the hand?

2018-01-05 04:17:24 UTC

I think it's a little american shrew.

2018-01-05 04:17:36 UTC

(On someone's finger tip.)

2018-01-05 04:17:49 UTC

What's weird though (and you could get a creepypasta out of this) is the mountain lioins i heard sounded more like babies than women.

2018-01-05 04:18:10 UTC

I'd be freaked about that, but the ones at the zoo made the same sound.

2018-01-05 04:18:20 UTC

I'm really not even sure how to describe their sound

2018-01-05 04:18:21 UTC

I get scared easy don't start.

2018-01-05 04:19:57 UTC

The good thing about them is they're kinda pussies when they see people

2018-01-05 04:20:00 UTC

With so many exotic animals are they strict about which ones you can keep as pets?

2018-01-05 04:20:12 UTC

I'm Texas is basically a free for all

2018-01-05 04:20:31 UTC

There is at least 1 tiger in my city

2018-01-05 04:20:52 UTC

And the big ranches here gave everything from ostrich to elephant

2018-01-05 04:21:03 UTC

Are you serious? That's just wrong, as a pet.

2018-01-05 04:21:12 UTC

They just refrenced the problem solver meme on sinatra's stream.

2018-01-05 04:21:12 UTC

Yeah

2018-01-05 04:21:23 UTC

Yeah, it takes a lot of red tape and stuff to get one.

2018-01-05 04:21:25 UTC

We just kinda do whatever down here

2018-01-05 04:21:39 UTC

And you really don't want one. Dangerous as hell.

2018-01-05 04:22:04 UTC

Last I heard the guy kept it in his house

2018-01-05 04:22:10 UTC

Like a fucking house cat

2018-01-05 04:22:26 UTC

Hope i don't scare vargas but that reminds me of a story.

2018-01-05 04:22:26 UTC

I wouldn't feel bad if he got eaten by the tiger

2018-01-05 04:22:47 UTC

OMG Grumplebee no

2018-01-05 04:23:04 UTC

When my parents were in high school there was this hippie guy that owned a trio of retired circus lions. You could hear them roar from the school sometimes.

2018-01-05 04:23:16 UTC

That's fire

2018-01-05 04:23:22 UTC

I really want a wolf

2018-01-05 04:23:34 UTC

Don't worry, it's just a furry porn/transformation/mpreg story, nothing to worry about.

2018-01-05 04:23:48 UTC

Gas

2018-01-05 04:23:48 UTC

Later, when my dad was in college the guy and his wife disappeared.

2018-01-05 04:23:50 UTC

Lol!

2018-01-05 04:24:07 UTC

I'll probably pull the trigger on one within the year

2018-01-05 04:24:17 UTC

Will post results

2018-01-05 04:24:34 UTC

Oh no. I can see where this is going..

2018-01-05 04:24:42 UTC

Turned out that they had let some charles manson type. Convinced her to leave her husband. But before they did they threw him in the lion cage.

2018-01-05 04:24:59 UTC

Wtf

2018-01-05 04:25:02 UTC

Oh my god nope

2018-01-05 04:25:03 UTC

That's metal as fuck

2018-01-05 04:25:38 UTC

By the time anyone got it sorted they had to do surgery on the lions to figure it out.

2018-01-05 04:26:03 UTC

I'm screaming

2018-01-05 04:26:03 UTC

My dad was friends with one of the veternary students that assisted on that surgery.

2018-01-05 04:26:06 UTC

To fix the damage to their buttholes.

2018-01-05 04:26:20 UTC

lol

2018-01-05 04:26:26 UTC

Whisky you come off as a girl. Is my intuition correct?

2018-01-05 04:26:52 UTC

That's pretty much the end of the story. I've tried looking it up, but there is no info online about it. I know it was in the papers at the time.

2018-01-05 04:27:34 UTC

It wasn't that scary. Or presented in a very scary fashion.

2018-01-05 04:27:35 UTC

I identify as a triangle. (Musical instrument)

2018-01-05 04:27:41 UTC

As far as I know the tiger guy is still chilling

2018-01-05 04:27:59 UTC

Interesting

2018-01-05 04:28:11 UTC

It's the mental images I was getting as I was reading it.

2018-01-05 04:29:04 UTC

I thought everyone knew I'm a female.

2018-01-05 04:29:09 UTC

Wanna hear my spoopy alien story when I was innawoods hunting

2018-01-05 04:29:23 UTC

I don't have a lot a time to be on here unfortunately

2018-01-05 04:29:27 UTC

NO PLEASE DONT

2018-01-05 04:29:35 UTC

On a car trip so I got time

2018-01-05 04:29:38 UTC

I'm leaving I swear

2018-01-05 04:29:45 UTC

Alright so

2018-01-05 04:29:50 UTC

We're leaving the ranch

2018-01-05 04:29:52 UTC

Bye!!!

2018-01-05 04:29:58 UTC

I can't.

2018-01-05 04:30:06 UTC

Read this.

2018-01-05 04:30:09 UTC

Guys is it really larping if i'm actually a nazi?

2018-01-05 04:30:20 UTC

Driving down the road way the fuck out

2018-01-05 04:30:23 UTC

Kinda yeah

2018-01-05 04:30:27 UTC

Shit

2018-01-05 04:30:33 UTC

this conversation looks pretty cancerous i'm going to proceed with caution

2018-01-05 04:30:45 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas If someone says "OMFG I totes saw alliums!" you should not be afraid, you should call them retarded.

2018-01-05 04:30:54 UTC

Don't worry mate I'm here so it's fine

2018-01-05 04:31:01 UTC

@Deleted Usernut up and join the freikorps

2018-01-05 04:31:04 UTC

hm

2018-01-05 04:31:04 UTC

Oh hey brick. I haven't seen you in a while.

2018-01-05 04:31:07 UTC

I don't know what it was

2018-01-05 04:31:13 UTC

hey grumple

2018-01-05 04:31:15 UTC

whats up

2018-01-05 04:31:18 UTC

@Dinosorcerer of course

2018-01-05 04:31:48 UTC

But multiple colored lights whipping through a tree line then vanishing doesn't have much of an explanation

2018-01-05 04:31:54 UTC

Not a lot posting here. finsihing up on my studying. listening to Sinatra do a post game

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