Of course they tried to steal everything out of the hotel rooms as well.

Me? The pacific northwest.

But i've lived other places in my life.

Every single interaction I've had with gypsies have been negative as well.

Oh shit, forgot my #not all

How many people here are just designing gas chambers.

not me. Studying medical coding and billing atm

I don't have much use for gas chambers.

You'll be sure to put them to good use as test subjects instead.

To be of use for that they'd need to be human.

You have to know that they're human.

Well, I guess you were kidding.

That said, there are drugs made only for certain races.

One of the great failures of the internet is that it doesn't transmit sarcasm very well.

Don't worry, I knew.

@Grumplebee you're the funniest person here in my opinion.

ビープ音レタス

Well thanks @Whiskey-Vargas

@Grumplebee Are you studying to become a doctor?

What is this Japanese shit?

Oh now. I am studying to become a medical coder and/or biller.

Basically a level 9 bureaucrat.

I don't have the time or acadmic fortitude to become a medical doctor.

I'm damn near forty

Do you know anything about analysing trial data?

Only a little. That's not related to what I am learning.

its Beep Beep Lettuce

Ah, ok, so you would be coding in the data gotten from the experiments on undesirables.

(Rather than analysing or collecting it.)

Hilarous, but it's way more boring than that. There's a big list of codes for every medical procedure. When a doctor sees someone I translate his report into "medical code speak" and use that to determine how much should be charged.

But I've not gotten into the code stuff yet. Write now I am wrapping up my study of the circulatory system. Then going to move on to the nervous system tomorrow.

Are you using ICD-10 by any chance?

Ah, so you would not have the skill to be involved in the next holocaust.

Well... there are certian conditions and treatments that are more prevalant in some races than others. So maybe not totally useless.

Plus everyone knows there's nothing the genocidal love more than a bureaucracy.

Well, YOU might be interested in being involved in the next holocaust, but I'm not.

That is true, the Nazis were able to kill so many so quickly because they really had their ducks in a row.

Depends on how well it pays. What the hours are like. The benefits. How much deniability I have when the whole thing ineavatibly goes tits up, and who we're holocausting.

Saving that gem.

Frankly I'm such a mongrelized mess of races and horrible mostly genetic diseases that I'd probably be first in the oven most of the time.

@Whiskey-Vargas Yes, i am using ICD-10 or I am going to be.

They'd throw me in, someone with very visibly obvious 'tism.

Well, maybe that might not do it.

The gayness might though.

Pretty sure a lot of the Nazi leadership were sperg lords. What with the obsession with precise order, paganism, genetics, etc.

But the original Nazis were convinced by an academic not to sterilize Autists.

Heck the more I think of it the more it was clearly just one big autism party.

lol

I doubt it.

The only non autistic Nazi I can think of off the top of my head is Rommel, and they made him kill himself.

How do you say "an hero" in german?

A hero

You retard

And idk

Good luck with the ICD-10. From what I remember it went full retard compared to the ICD-9.

No, i meant an hero. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero

Lol

Wtf

First time I heard of it

it's an oldy

Here's a question

is a dank meme an old meme or a new one? Because there are two opposing meanings of dank.

I want it ti mean both.

at the same time

I always asumed dank meant edgy or some shit like that

Never bothered to look

@Grumplebee How much crime is there where you live?

My current location. quite a bit. Surprise surprise. It's the only marjoirty hispanic region in the state.

My actual home is very low though

Were you there before they began to move in?

No, it's been that way since the 1950's or so I think

But it's a major agricultural area. So that means lots of transient labor. That means drugs and gangs, etc.

I'm assuming you have the necessary tools to protect your family?

Well my family isn't here. but of course I do.

This is my glock 40. This is my problem solver right here.
http://www.thespecialistsltd.com/files/hi_point_jhp.jpg

Aren't you an Aussie? @ebowden

Yes.

It's a meme, you don't get it.

All my problem solvers are inherited antiques actually. Nothing special, jut old.

@ebowden#1148 well I was gonna keep your secret but ok. It's a "meme". :wink:

Well, it's funny because it's not a glock, it's a fucking hipoint.

But the area my wife and kid live in is very safe. Good neighborhood. Across the street from a school, etc.

Yeah, it says it on the picture

The joke is from this. https://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Glock-40-Problem-Solver.jpg

Reminds me of Harry Brown for some reason.

@ebowden sure. I won't tell anyone your secret. Lol

It always gets me.

In the US, I'd make my own firearm.

Classic

I was there when fosscad developed their ECM rifling process.

There's a version I love where he's holding s fucking Ti-89

Hilarious.

But some men don't want something logical.

Some men... just want... a tangerine..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS6bD3SpIvk&t=1s

@ebowden can Aussies even use guns for hunting?

You have to get a license.

We basically have no freedom here.

@ebowden Can't you be charged with carrying a weapon if you're holding a big ass flashlight during the day

Or is that memes

Is it a "Dingos gunna eat mai baby." liscense

Or like an umbrella when it's not gonna rain

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/923/813/7d5.jpg

@ebowden is a manly man though, he has a glock 40. That's his problem solver right there. Don't mess with his Vegemite.

lol

In the meme, the joke is that the retard actually just has a cheap-ass hi point.

i had a cultural exchange kid from australia when I was in school. one day be brought vegimite for everyone in class. That's when I decided I was never go to Australia.

Someone use the Peter Sweden meme. Lol

Yeah that meme is classic. I love when I happen to catch the actual episode

Gold every time

I love Vegemite.

Not Marmite or Promite though.

Those are disgusting.

Also answer my question I'm curious about your freedoms or lack of

If you have even a multi-tool with an un-locked blade in it, you need a "genuine reason" to be carrying it.

Seriously, what is wrong with you people? America is not sinless by any means culinarly (I own a box of celery flavored jell-o i found at a garage sale) but jesus christ. It's like you looked at british food and said "Oi 'old me beeah mate."

What's the difference in flavor with Marmite?

Marmite is disgusting and tastes like Vegemite that has gone off.

So does that apply to like carrying a giant maglite during the day to fend off aboos

Come to Australier! We took the "r" off the end of beeah and put it at the end of Australier!

Related

@ebowden what's the most Australian situation you have been in?

Eh the throwing stick plan always boomerangs on me.

Punched a kangaroo to save the last tasmanian tiger. Which jumped in the ocean and was double teamed by a blue ring octopus and a box jelly.

Hmm. Well, we had the problem of pademelons coming in and eating our herb garden, and Eastern Barred Bandicoots digging up our lawn.

Dude I don't know fuck about Australia lmfao

Bandicoots are a fucking thing

I get sad when I see a Tasmanian Devil run over.

Don't those only live in Tasmania now.

Poor things were hit hard by the facial tumour disease.

For quite a while, yes.

I'm from Texas we'd probablt hunt them from helicopters like we do everything else

Also that's not even a joke

What the heck is a pademelon?

Australia machine gunned camels from helicopters.

Texas. We're going to solve all out problems with a helicopter ride.

^

That's based eb

We still machine gun hogs

And use explosives

And miniguns

pademelon http://www.parks.tas.gov.au/file.aspx?id=23602&mode=standard&sb=.jpg

Dude

Send me one

I want that thing as a pet

Want to get a sugar glider or two at some point.

It's an obese kangaroo hobbit!

Don't

They noise they make is fucking shit

Nothing like a bansheeesqe screech at 3 am

I dealt with a parrot that cried like a human constantly. I can handle that.

Our possums make horiffic noises.

So do ours,.

Yeah

Fuck possums and raccoons equally

Are you familiar with the sound a mountain lion makes.? Because it's terrifying.

Yeah

Aussie possums are probably venomous and jacked. Lol

I've seen 3 in my life time

Two going down the highway

And one in person from a deer stand

eastern barred bandicoot
http://www.aus-blick.de/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/WMA088_Eastern-Barred-Bandicoot.jpg
https://www.zoo.org.au/sites/default/files/styles/zv_carousel_large/public/EBB-nite-threat-spec-web620.jpg?itok=U26j0A1E
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/09/10/1226133/761159-eastern-barred-bandicoot.jpg
http://m4.i.pbase.com/g4/73/838473/2/141183874.sPR5e6qL.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/af/37/92/af37920dda04a96a7ca2682452299d48.jpg

Possoms? See them all the time here.

Mountain lion

Shot more possums then I can count

Cats however

Fuck that

That is freaking cute

Only seen them at the zoo. But I could hear them from my grandfather's place when I was a kid.

We have a lot of then that come up from Mexico

Bandicoots keep our lawn clear of corby grubs.

I can totally see how crash is a bandicoot now

@ebowden what is that animal as your picture that's in the hand?

I think it's a little american shrew.

(On someone's finger tip.)

What's weird though (and you could get a creepypasta out of this) is the mountain lioins i heard sounded more like babies than women.

I'd be freaked about that, but the ones at the zoo made the same sound.

I'm really not even sure how to describe their sound

I get scared easy don't start.

The good thing about them is they're kinda pussies when they see people

With so many exotic animals are they strict about which ones you can keep as pets?

I'm Texas is basically a free for all

There is at least 1 tiger in my city

And the big ranches here gave everything from ostrich to elephant

Are you serious? That's just wrong, as a pet.

They just refrenced the problem solver meme on sinatra's stream.

Yeah

Yeah, it takes a lot of red tape and stuff to get one.

We just kinda do whatever down here

And you really don't want one. Dangerous as hell.

Last I heard the guy kept it in his house

Like a fucking house cat

Hope i don't scare vargas but that reminds me of a story.

I wouldn't feel bad if he got eaten by the tiger

OMG Grumplebee no

When my parents were in high school there was this hippie guy that owned a trio of retired circus lions. You could hear them roar from the school sometimes.

That's fire

I really want a wolf

Don't worry, it's just a furry porn/transformation/mpreg story, nothing to worry about.

Gas

Later, when my dad was in college the guy and his wife disappeared.

Lol!

I'll probably pull the trigger on one within the year

Will post results

Oh no. I can see where this is going..

Turned out that they had let some charles manson type. Convinced her to leave her husband. But before they did they threw him in the lion cage.

Wtf

Oh my god nope

That's metal as fuck

By the time anyone got it sorted they had to do surgery on the lions to figure it out.

I'm screaming

My dad was friends with one of the veternary students that assisted on that surgery.

To fix the damage to their buttholes.

lol

Whisky you come off as a girl. Is my intuition correct?

That's pretty much the end of the story. I've tried looking it up, but there is no info online about it. I know it was in the papers at the time.

It wasn't that scary. Or presented in a very scary fashion.

I identify as a triangle. (Musical instrument)

As far as I know the tiger guy is still chilling

Interesting

It's the mental images I was getting as I was reading it.

I thought everyone knew I'm a female.

Wanna hear my spoopy alien story when I was innawoods hunting

I don't have a lot a time to be on here unfortunately

NO PLEASE DONT

On a car trip so I got time

I'm leaving I swear

Alright so

We're leaving the ranch

Bye!!!

I can't.

Read this.

Guys is it really larping if i'm actually a nazi?

Driving down the road way the fuck out

Kinda yeah

Shit

this conversation looks pretty cancerous i'm going to proceed with caution

@Whiskey-Vargas If someone says "OMFG I totes saw alliums!" you should not be afraid, you should call them retarded.

Don't worry mate I'm here so it's fine

@Deleted Usernut up and join the freikorps

hm

Oh hey brick. I haven't seen you in a while.

I don't know what it was

hey grumple

whats up

@Dinosorcerer of course

But multiple colored lights whipping through a tree line then vanishing doesn't have much of an explanation

Not a lot posting here. finsihing up on my studying. listening to Sinatra do a post game