XD

im gonna go have christmas breakfasst with my family

i dont talk to simps

So you never talk to yourself? Kinda weird fam

im not a fucking simp

thats even worse than being danish

You can't talk shit with that name. It's like a chihuahua barking

@legendpinnen how about both then?

i agree that all danish people are simps

*B* *U* *T* *I* *A* *M* *N* *O* *T* *O* *N* *E*

Hi not one **I'M DAD**

BUT I AM NO TONE

why did you name me this way

Why aren't you having wrong day Christmas breakfast with your family?

cuz you called me a danish simp

and i got triggered

I lold

Wrong day Christmas

only fags celebreate on the 25th

case closed

im right

Good thing I don't celebreate

<:letsdie:511757414467633172>

what is that

some tiny trash

got your Qooapp?

that thing let you go play mobile games in other region

yea

im downloading some update for fgo

you want a starter account? or you wanna roll for merlin

?

He said do you want a starter account or do you wanna roll for merlin

i see that

idk what he means

basicly I got account that rolled a few servant if you wanna take it, or you can try getting merlin as your first servant right now

my suggestion is 2 since Merlin is OP as fuck

idk

cant i just ry to get merlin and if i dont get i dont get it i can take the acc

just keep rolling new account till you get 1 XD

Ima have to get on this weeb game

I wonder if I'll find a pink haired waifu for myself

i played the opening

pretty trash

The game only gets good 25 hrs in

hecc

@legendpinnen FGO is a story-based game

the one genre that west cannot compete with the east

i get that

but they just drop info on you for 10 mins

well you woke up, go to the seminar and the place blows up

I don't think that's 10 mins of info

you can just skip the prologue and watch the anime version instead

So I should start over and over until I get this Merlin?

use your startup quartraz to draw the new limited gacha till you get a merlin

if you want to play, since Merlin is OP as fuck

False, money can buy you a doll

dolls are disgusting

yeah well youre disgusting

hecc

im not danish

so i cant be disgusting

makes sense to me

sounds like a great life

what de hecc

u hev to plej tu anlocc karaktär?

Dumbass

Mmmm

Cannibalism

<:LOOOOOL:508742884615389184>

And turkey isn't even served on Christmas. Its served on thanks giving.........

Turkey is the accepted substitute if you don't have a goose...

This snake must be a modern type

👌

<:GWsiraSataniaHAhaa:398886125873135616>

I want that think snake to be an emote now.

@PreschoolFightClub. I just got that.

Snake memes

Maybe I'll make think snake a thing. But later.

Rip

Is that real?

It's a Die Hard reference

youngins

exposed

https://youtu.be/g6Z0zyM6Auc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js02m-7qHyE

@ChaonThe5th

XD

Anime girls whomst squ1rt 👌 <:datass:514159419919958036>

Do it. Feg

dying rn:

https://youtu.be/qhp66E7pqo8

"islamic feminism"

🤔

Probably pretty easy to debunk

it is

it's just HILARIOUS

Islamic feminism........

**laughs in native Arabic**

I mean they can drive now

The beginning of the end

Next they'll be voting and showing ankle

Dats just Saudi Arabia other places are way worse

My country for example just made it so that both men and women get equal inheritance

Inheritance socialism

Which is stupid cause most of them aren't gonna anything with the money

Its the guys that need it to actually build wealth and get marred and then they wonder why marriage rates are going on a downward spiral

Sssshhh stop using facts to rain on their pussy worship parade

**sighs in native Arabic**

Thank god my dad is orthodox

That shit doesn't matter to him

😂

Thank me for that later

<:pepefrog:480186120420851728>

Can I thank you now? <:frenchpepe:480186128452943883>

@ToastMcGhost ahri doesnt squirt, shes a futa :p

Gonna need pics for proof but not here. I know a place

This....

<:dunno:480186116222353410>

Judgement free zone like Planet Fitness

Yes.

If we stole felix from you that would be slightly gay.

You can keep him/her

@ToastMcGhost I always judged when I lifted at planet fitness- bunch of morons trying to lift more weight then they should

Who's idea was this?

https://youtu.be/e-p6efH2Ir4

Fixing the order

Hang on

... Don't look for me

There we go

lmao

have fun

My 20th picture see ya nerds

my 20th

You fucked

Ur ded borg

Do i go from newest to oldest or the other way around?

Oh boy

I'm very fucked if you know what I mean

I don't

Ok i started from oldest to newest and this happened

New phone, dont have a 20th

I like the juxtaposition of the dark and light

Also the centering of the flowers

You might live

Nice

@Yowilkat here take this one

16 more to go

Just use that one. She hot enough right?

Here's another for you

My kidnapper....

At lease she looks nice

Is that Iris Heart?

Not sure, just a picture I found that I liked.

Ask a better weeb

Can confirm it is in fact Iris Heart

Ok, well whoever Iris Heart is kidnapped me and all I need to be free is your Credit Card information.

And the wacky 3 digits on the back

You sure you want to be free? I mean I don't know about you. But I'm good. Don't look for me.

Well wouldn't being kidnapped by a waifu permanently make you trapped so your not a mgtow anymore?

I'm willing to make that sacrifice

Did someone say ***trap***

Ahri is a waifu. She don't breathe so she ain't a thot

Hmm, well I don't even know who Iris Heart is so I feel no happiness from this bondage.

By that logic tfm ain't a mgtow

Im talking in a literal way.

Like being a slave to any being waifu or not makes you not mgtow

Your just a slave with a good master

TFM owns his doll. His doll does not own him.

🤷 look man. If ahri is willing to kidnap me and smash all the time im out

How does a waifu kidnap their owner? 🤔

*Hits blunt* but like, being trapped by a waifu makes you, like a slave, man

Idk, I'm just running what if situations. @The Pathfinder Ω

Mash is too timid to kidnap anyone

Technically if Mash is a servant then IDK how that would work.

"Running what if situations"

But anyways my kidnapper will be back in like an hour so I really need a credit card number. *Beg*

Guess Erith has a chance of putting a bag over my head and throwing my in my own trunk.

@The Pathfinder Ω 🤷 but hey. I'm down.

...Not too far fetched... <:shook:527226549779300352>

As long as I get to smash

You guys all have abusive Waifus lol

Well I'm going to go get raped by my kidnapper, cya guys later.

Having an amazon for a waifu will do that ye.

No, some girl named Iris Heart is going to rape me.

Because meme logic

I don't know alot about the neptunia series but i think i do know Iris Heart likes being dominant so yeah

Correct me if i'm wrong

"She becomes very sadistic and cold, causing trauma for everybody, friend or foe alike,"

Why are crazy ones after me....

Shit she's grabing my leg

goodbye....

Noooo

Don't worry bud I live round the corner

I used to know a vegan that got drunk once a month and every time ate Fried Chicken. I think maybe she doesn't want to be a vegan

Probably doing it to be healthy or whatever bs.

^

I'm a vegan too be healthy but I have to take supplements lol - some vegan

if you have to take supplements to be healthy you are not living healthy

Not according to vegans

That I have met.

They be like oh I eat nuts so I have protein. As if accounting partially for one thing makes the diet sustainable

vegetarians can actually compensate for their diet limitations; vegans cannot

Vegetarians are definately more sustainable.

Me though? I require a certain amount of red meat. My adhd goes to shit if I don't eat enough meat. My doctor actually taught me that. I eat enough and I'm good.

so you limit the meat in your diet though? or are you just saying red meat helps

Vegans are retarded, pure and simple.

It really helps my mental state. Why 🤷 but it does.

I was vegetarian for 20 odd years and still had to take supplements

Try the carnivore diet instead

Meat fixes everything

It does. Variety is best.

Carnivore diet is pretty good. I was in it for a bit.

At least it was for me

carnivore diet is good in short term, but long term is when drawbacks hit

but mainly the most important things are to avoid soy, testosterone-reducing ingredients, and lots of sugar

My stomach couldn't handle carnivore diet

Brain is made of fat, animals have fat

Must be coincidence

I prefer a waifu with a fat ass

With thicc strong thighs

What does veganism have to do with shitposting?

Also Nitro is a rip off.

It is a big rip off.

Also idk

Here this good enough for you @EmptyEagle

@shadowlessnexus I don't really care I was just curious.