No you stop that

You stop that right now

@Change Order What dinner?

Oh

Yeah when you shoot your first buck the adrenaline rush is insane @Change Order

Sounds good

Delicous

I remember the first time I shot my first wild loaf of bread.

Fucker almost gored me

Speaking of adrenaline i get that from racing, parkour, and kicking ass in halo

HHH, when u gona start the stream?

Are the servers still up?

Servers?

Halo

servers

Ah. Right. I think so

Yeah

Huh

Yeah they are

Of course

Can I still play the older ones with a xbone one?

Not a clue on that one chief

Yeah on the mcc

Reach also

Idk about og halo 3

Noice

Og 3 was taken down

By john cena?

From outa nowhere

Woke weeb is typing

Spit it out

4 paragraphs incoming

Aww you spooked him

Right

Its an essay

I'm expecting good things from this post

*Knowledge*

Don't gays seem like the ultimate MGTOW men. I mean they are literally giving women the biggest FU, whilst still getting to have a romantic love life. I almost wish I was gay, life without women whilst still having love.

We need real sex bots sooner

I was not disappointed

Haha

Hermit new video idea, gays the ultimate mgtow men?

Yes

They don't even have to try and struggle. They are born MGTOW

But what about when gay men act like women and then gay men go for those gays

They behave better than women

Effeminate men are still way better

Are drag queens mgtow too?

No

Good question kaze

Hang on a second they're men going their own way

Pretending to be women

🤔

It's a tricky one

i mean statistics show that lesbian marriages have a higher divorce rate than gay men

Early on I was watching some vids about that drag kid. Scaryyy!

Drag queens only do drag for show. Traps are okay tho

Traps are gay

You can't slam drag then ok traps

Indeed

Whenever I hear the word trap, I think of Shadman

Yes Drag queens are ugly

What about furry trap gayz?

The stuff he draws

jeezus

Furry trap gays get a pass

Cuz no one can contemplate

You seen the latest shaman hit or miss one

I guess two negatives offset

We simply don't have the manpower to work that one out

@ᛉWoke Weebᛣ Nah

Only problem with traps is they kill themselves when they get ugly

Sounds like problem solved to me

If only women were that considerate

So like you need to find a new trap every 10 years

*Breaking news women population slashed by 50%*

*and it keeps going*

A Christmas miracle

*wait the simps save the remaining 10%*

All first world problems resolved

At the snap of a Thanos finger

Fuckin simps **REEEEEEE**

I not gay, but am cute enough to become a trap, so I told this gay friend I know who has a massive crush on me that if he won the lottery I would become his trap. Cos fuck working 9 to 5 or waiting for my parents to die.

Damn.

Woman have it so lucky

Ungrateful bitchs

All they have to do is stay loyal

The lottery though?

How else he gonna get rich

?

🤷

Man you willing to sell that boy butt easy

Why not go trap and trap a rich guy right now

Not gay but wouldn't it be funny if we kissed no homo though

the trailer for farming simulator 17 has vaporwave...and my steam cart just got bigger god damnit

Cos I know this guy is obsessed with me. I not selling my boi pussy cheap I would only do it if he had like 3 million

I rather be broke

I'd sell my ass for 3mill

Why

Come on that's just good business

Yeah IK

Make 1500 a month and i can probably live out the rest of my days

What's the price of your asshole

No sale!

Dude there is stuff you can take that will turn straight men gay. You know.

Really? Like what?

I like how hermit just pops in to try and chamge the convo lol

Yea cause yall gay af 50 percent of the time.

It works sometimes

Not gonna spell it out, cos it's bad. But you seen breaking bad, then you know what it is.

If only it would have worked,

@Madhawk1995 what the name of the manga you just posted?

Lol kaze got the jungle fever

It's called Google. Kaze. Learn how to use it.

@Kazemaru https://mangadex.org/title/24530/black-gakkou-ni-tsutomete-shimatta-sensei

The idea of fucking a women over 50 scares me more then losing my boi pussy virginity.

How do guys do It?

Fuck a doll.

Nah

get a prostitute ?

I don't want sex.

Unless they are really cute

i mean there are really cute prostitutes

and u dont really lose anything

Gross

Just don't do it

I demand a virgin

When a women over 50 asks you to fuck you say no thanks

It's that easy

women over 50 wtf

like lmao

thats gross

3D women in general

Now that's gross

u like them 2d waifus ?

Who dosent?

I'm holding out for the 3d waifus

Maybe they'll be ok

Does that come in the update?

Yah lost me

Is there some waifu fucking program I don't know of?

You got me. I have nothing to say

I am just going to marry my friends kid but I will have to wait like 20 years

???

??

The shit you say man i just, idk

?

I wish i had internet

Am i the only Hispanic here?

I had my suspicions

What we don't come off as Hispanic?

Ayyy essay

Lol

I was thinking how the culture for hispanics is like; Get a wife, married, kids, drink your problems away, let your wife nagg you to death and WORK your ASS OFF

Exact same for us whiteys but with less tacos

WHOOT WHOOT!!!!!!

But it happen to work out better for whites atleast

Noot noot

I mean yall went to the moon

Monkies been to the moon

Now we below monkeys, godamn

we lost our wrist strength for pimp hand enforcement

That's why I do strenuous wrist exercise 2-4 times a day

I might have been overthinking it. Basically every society runs like what i stated above.

Glad to see nothing changed while I was out shopping

You missed the big gay

was he friendly?

Oh man, lets not go back to the gay

I scrolled up, all the way up, then came right back down

Smart

@Happy Humble Hermit I got a Steam giftcard as an early gift y33t

Man the things you can do with a steam gift card

I can buy almost every indie game ever with $20 gift card + winter sale

I keep checkin but they arnt selling any good ones

>Good indie game
lol

I have so many steam games

And 5 installed

But the new middle earth game is cheap af with all dlc and I want to play ni no kuni 2

And I'm getting mai for dead or alive 5 for the stream tomorrow

She's fucking $7 can you believe it

I mean... you can get 2 and send one to a *friend*

And you were just bragging about how rich you were

@Happy Humble Hermit no. Bad hermit. No being steams whale

but papa gaben said im a good boy

😑

says the admin on do not disturb

like you're too good for us

Gaben already made me his side bitch this winter sale

Well I was talking with family and stuff. And people wouldn't stop dming me

We're not gonna go away @shadowlessnexus

can't get my dead or alive 5 to work properly

Have you tried turning it off and on again

i uninstalled and reinstalled adjusted he limited amount of settings...nodda

Shit that's my one move

slows down in gameplay...got a 15-6500 rx 580 16gb rm

I boought the game to play....not to waste money....even the internet won't help me!!!!

@SFM_2046 i had to uninstall and update all of my drivers with a program to fix it

depends on the program...i don't really trust driver update shit...will go down the list of shit that needs updating

i use driver booster

aight homies the book is all compiled

im going to skim through it real quick for any typos and then set up an amazon page for it

aight

Is it only available on a kindle?

@Happy Humble Hermit are you gonna be finished with uploading it before 2023?

Still faster than CyberPunk 2077

Happy holidays y'all.

Have happy mgtow holiday.

Merry happy

Merry Christmas to all and to all a new year

@shadowlessnexus nigga its 40k words cool your jets xD

it will be all formats and in print

Aight aight if you say so

I'm fasting and my whole apartment smells like cooked hamburger

Why did you cook a hamburger if you fasting

That's a rookie mistake

Family is getting ready for tomorrow lol. I'm just an innocent bystander

@ToastMcGhost why are you fasting

P.S. we're having Christmas on Christmas eve cuz everyone has to work the next day

Toast is prepping for his next comp

I was a fat fuck and I didn't wanna be a fat fuck anymore

You all get tix to my next comp

@Happy Humble Hermit we get a copy?

Real talk though does the fasting work long term?

Or you're just trying it out

I've been intermittently fasting off and on for about 3 months. The first two or three times I did it I lost a good 10lb (5kg) that I couldn't lose through exercising

And it was instant. I woke up the next day smaller. But you do have to maintain it cuz the faster you lose weight the faster you put it on

Yeah I need to lose the last 5-7 kg

Might give the toast air diet a go

It's not as scary as it sounds. The longer you go throughout the day, the easier it gets

Yeah some days I just forget to eat as is

I eat a filling breakfast and just sip water throughout the day when I get cravings and they go away after a while

From after breakfast (maybe 9am) until I eat breakfast the next morning

I always wake up a little smaller and I feel lighter

Then again I bulk so I burn fat passively as it is

Take some south bronx paradise

Lol ATHF

Guaranteed to shed pounds!

When I went into basic I was like 205 and when I graduated I was 160. Then I put some back on after I ETS'd

Ets?

End time service. Basically when you get out of the military

Ah okay. You were in the military, howd you survive?
Is that not how it always goes? If someones in your ear you get it done but once your free its just impossible.

That's exactly how it goes lol. I was guard so I was home for most of the month but when we were training, it was lifting 100lb C4 boxes and 200lb bangalore cases

Then we had PT tests every 6 months or so

Rigorous. Thats for sure

Rigorous and *gay*

Think of the jokes in here, on steroids

Oh snap. Ive heard that shit like that happens there but i was optimistic about it

You don't have much else to do and you're crammed in a barracks with a whole platoon of dudes so...

Testosterone

I mean, you could fuck them or suck there dicks