AOC might be going to jail

What is the topic that every one who is speaking in the Voice Chat talking about?

I believe their watching a movie

depressed vaginas

they're playing a video game @HOW LOVELY!

hey @shadowlessnexus what happened to Onikage?

here?

he left if he aint here no more

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nah, i meant in the monkey business server

Apparently she's funneling money into her campaign

TFM vs pheromone soap = TFM wins

When she's not supposed to or some

Thing

@Dr. Weird ⦕Ƃṝ ᴉ⍙Ɲ⦖ “entrepreneur African”

@Patriot Paramedic Typically mutually exclusive, I should have known.

shit can be used as lube too though

especially if it's diarrhea

No

Life Hack if your ever stranded on an abandoned island

nose job

snot job > nose job

imo

no you do it directly on the dick

not into your hand

that'd be gross

it's easier for her to do it if she has a cold

👀 It's time to *stop.*

kuroi i swear

tfw you go try to refind the snotjob hentai manga but then you find a vomit blowjob hentai

both, yes

the snotjob hentai was decent

<:woah:501543165396779008> sometimes i wonder how Hentai became an Ocean.

found the snotjob hentai, who wanted the link again?

nope

o wait he asked for the numbers

lel

me

142452 on nhentai, page 8

thanks my guy

covers the dick in her snot and then gives him a blowjob

gross

<:oof:516458979250012160> *(What the fuck)*

I am the Masturbation Maestro for a reason.

<:lolz:480186121897377792> This is too *much INFORMATION*

he's an african living in a can

a used can of sweetcorn...

goddamn!

So if Shadow is actually black does that mean that Hermit has been given the [N word pass]?

my phone has a shattered back and this is the second year i've had it hermit lad

rem gives the best eskimo blowjobs because she can use her ice magic instead of ice cubes

I just tell them to go float out under the high dive so i can use them as a blob

and i'm going to be slightly dissapointed if

i hear somebody ask "what's a blob?"

😑

🤔

cya l8r sk8r

what would be worse if he said kiddle-widdles

<:pikadisguise:532091655512391691>

i got a pretty badass beard going on though, ain't going to show my amish looking ass though

facial hair is gay

you faggots

well so is gilette baby face

Good night.

night sparky lad

yas lvl fife

going to bed is homosexual

no u

brb

i'm just lucky to get six hours of sleep tonight

<:bye:480186137164382208> I sleep for 3 hours.

Ok bye.

TFM, i think they look more like NPC's

realistic art style < moe art style

moe is just a little too plain when it comes to defining characteristics, that's why guys can just pick whoever they got the hots for since they all have the same face anyway

no

shoot them in the ass crack!

it's whatever kuroi, we're all different here

rip mouse batteries ran out

replacaed them tho

replaced

Are you not pleased by the glorious name of the Masturbation Maestro?

My dear Shadow?

i like the spider zombies

forgot what they are called

please. please stop

im not your dear anything

dont become chaon

never go full chaon

Are you afraid of my majestic manner of speaking?

idk, i would say never go full Marzman

I empathize, I too sometimes cower in my own presence.

Alas, the power of a Masterbation Maestro is mighty indeed.

Not even God himself would dare look my way.

lol, the gods are nothing but an extension of our own ego, trying to control and manipulate others to bend to our will

A God? Me? Haha, you flatter me. I am nothing more but a mere almighty Masterbation Maestro. I fap one day at a time like everyone else.

🤣

nope, i'm saying every single one of us are the gods themselves, meaning we can say they truly exist or not considering that they are nothing more than our own egos

gonna watch some shield hero i think. gotta finiish the last episode

alrighty, have fun fam

fap ya later

lol

im still around. so let me know if there be trouble and ill get my hammer

by the power of thor, he shall smite you with his mini hammer!

the size of a mallet, but can shatter mountains

my zed time perk is that I can fap at normal speeds

so your basically like sanic the blue sped mouse who busts a nut in 15 seconds?

the scope of my power is beyond your understanding, mere mortal

tfm gave it his best fap

well it's not like busting a nut in rem's 2D twat gave birth to our 3 Dimensional reality we live in now

that's what we want you to believe harkyn

*laughs maniacally*

cya monkay

rofl, good luck with that. i've been listening to too much philosophy lately

hermit's real name is happy

#exposed

you mean happy hogan?

lol

no, just Happy

friend code more like gay code

ooo gotteeemmm

been playing kenshi lately, I just love making the characters look so extremely fucked up

little mac numba 1

my hiver guy looks like part hammerhead shark

fuck u

little mac is top tier

best character

little mac is the BEST character in the game

king k rool got nothing on his right hook

i think so

you mean Nico?

shitty rem knock off

would not buy

lol 🤣

What's up @KuroiToketsuHoshi

Aren't you newish

na he been here a while lol

im jewish, yes

Oy Vey

nah im kidding

o new-ish? no

Jewish ew

i just dont hang out on hermit's discord often

Ah

Its Kuroi the GOD of Hentai

I just saw you jump to the top of the hentai ranking

im Kuroi The Hentai Ambassador on MB

Finally a worthy opponent

Talking about jewish people, does someone have a link i can watch to see why are they so criticized?

hermit that's a shitty rip off and you should be ashamed for buying that game with such a crappy rip off of the perfect waifu

What's MB

MB = Monkey Business, TFM's discord

unlike TFM, we will not judge or shame you for your lewdness

Monkey Business

@felldie1496 watch the greatest story never told

What's monkey business is that TFMs discord or something

yas

Oh ok

streaming https://www.twitch.tv/happyhumblehermit

lol tfm doesn't judge or shame for the lewdness, that's my job on MB

Lewdness of what

hermit you dishonor your family for comparing that thing to rem

👀

*spits*

Tfm doesn't link his discord in his YT bio

Smh

i heard this DOA had a 90$ season pass to get the same costumes you would get for free in previous games

tfm links his discord in the announcement videos of his streams

Oh ok

well, now IN the streams since stream.me got taken down

well, i'm going to get some well deserved rest, g'night guys

night

Why did you spits @KuroiToketsuHoshi

the owner of stream.me was doxxed and threatened

i was responding to hermit in vc

not you

(the spits)

Can you just DM me the link to tfms discord @KuroiToketsuHoshi

Ok thanks for clearing that up

we don't make invites during the week. You have to catch one of his livestreams and use the invite in the description

Does he post the announcement videos on YT?

I'm already subscribed

yes but now that stream.me is taken down, the stream itself on youtube has the invite

I don't remember ever seeing one of those

Oh ok

Basically stream.me was giving platform to some ppl the doxxers didnt like

he deletes the announcement videos after the stream ends to prevent youtube from striking him

Oh

so they found his address and even threatened his kids/wife

they fapped on photos of his kids

so.

yup. cause when your wrong a little violence never hurts

Does TFM have a better hentai section maestro

his hentai channels are filled with shitposting

if you dont mind that then i guess

That sounds like ass

thats why mb needs a shitposting channel imo

cause then everything is shitposting. thats just my philosophy tho

There is one pure hentai discord I'm on that is the best

we have a channel called Kurois Hentai Embassy in MB but I have to make heavy rules and enforce them for it to prevent the server from getting taken down

Everything is organized so well

there is this guy Dick Masterson, i hear he is creating a patreon alternative

Do people try to post lol or some shit @KuroiToketsuHoshi

people try to do that on every discord

hey stop hitting rem hermit

you fucking emilia lover

lol

XD

brown rice eating faggot

it's rem in spirit

not in appearance

be careful. he trying to steal you rn. but soon hell try to steal rem too

GET EM REM

BEAT THAT ASS

XD

haha rem got them hacker skills

get fucked

Wtf did you post here to get the hentai deity role

hentai deity's are chosen. at random among the top poster

s

by me

its my thing

Ok

I'll eventually spam post all my good shit

i have many projects

Until then it's just for me

hentai deity is but one

It is important

whats bonafide content creator?

the big bois

the channels that have subs?

the tfm's the rge's

o ok

the big guys

Define subs

lets not get too gay

Spread em

What kind of hentai you like maestro

o just googled bonafide

facepalm

fits

Harems <:pepefrog:480186120420851728>

i thought bonafide meant fake

You didn't know what the word meant

Smh

Bonafide means legit

regular content creator is for smaller channels and people who do stuff that isnt really mgtow video related like meme channels. artists. people who make dope music etc

''genuine; real.''

i might start a channel next week or the week after, so you better watch my vids shadow

or ill do an anti-ahri video