Ay guys, thought I might as well hop into the server after I've been tuned into triple HHH for a few months.

Howdy, kind of glad I got a bit of time to screw around on my laptop in the booth this evening, today was pretty busy getting loads signed in.

I have a day and night job. Just saving up so I can get into trucking before it gets automated

My standard of living is so low right now, just even the starting pay would make it easier buying enough silver for a year to start.

As much as I would love to do that, that wouldn't be fiscally responsible to lease one right out of the gate.

Several things, I could just go straight working for Schneider since one of their hubs are nearby, but I at least need a bare minimum of five grand to fall back on if the rig they put me in breaks down and I might be out of work for a couple of weeks.

I've already gotten enough driving time in for my permit since my parents took me on a round trip run going from Texas to California and back.

It kind of is to an extent, because the current hub I'm near is going to be demolished in a couple of months and they'll move outside of regular commuting time, incurring more wear and tear on my car that's already breaking down.

Already pulled five dead cats out of the thing this winter...

Not to mention the smell if you can't get the thing out at first. And I thought the temporary smell of dead skunk was bad.

Rofl, I bet.

Okay, now I'm slightly lost and running on fumes ain't helping 😅

Maybe, idk. Might be as far as MGTOW is concerned.

I love eggs way too much to be a vegan.

I wants chicken, I wants liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver

Rofl

Liver is actually not half bad pickled though

If you don't cook liver, yeah.

Yeah, we all are

Who cares?

Let the crack pipe grow cold for a bit

Plus, you'll blend right in

We need to make that a mod, where Mr. X chases after you doing that goofy Russian dance.

Well, when you're that big, it does look goofy

Fucking shot up in the sky like a leprechaun on viagra

Now that would be funny to see as well.

But pretty much, that's all he'd be doing since he can kick high enough to hit you in the head doing that dance.

But yeah, I find Russian culture interesting, especially when Adidas gets involved.

Either that or I'm probably confusing that with the slavs with the whole Adidas thing.

Ah track suits, reminds me of when I used to do track in high school, even though I didn't actually go to the specific school I ran for.

So I guess spurdo is ded too? Shit comes and goes way too fast...

That's what happens when the internet grinds through trends like I used to grind gears driving a six speed.

Yeah, cause good luck having Russia become a republic right?

Like kissing cousins immoral?

Ah, you mean absolutely authoritarian.

Sure, it may have been mighty, but it severely put the interest of the state far before the denizens within.

@Xychotic ran perfectly fine on my desktop

Plus, part of my reasoning behind my pseudonym is due to the fact that I was practically up high on the horse till I slowly got 40 grand overcharged on my credit thanks to an ex two years ago, had to pawn off a lot of stuff to get some cash back, but I still ended up sharing a trailer with my brother and sister.

And trust me, if you can sell out a whole town on home security contracts that last four and a half years on your own, you'll have a very inflated ego after pulling something like that off.

Minimum rate was 65 a month, and then multiply that by 120,000

I don't know how the fuck being that overcharged got me to lose all of that outside of the fact that the company dropped me when they found out.

Yeah, went from selling home security contracts to the same day job I had for three years prior along with working security in a booth at nights.

Somehow she managed to buy some expensive shit and then get it refunded to her in cash, still leaving my credit cards overdrawn.

I was going to retire early and try out stuff I never got to do, but so much for that plan.

I did report it, but that still got me fired from getting my first payout.

I would've made 7.8 million in one month...

Oh well

Well you're new hitoshi. I can't post stuff yet either.

Welp, time to get showered off for the booth job. At least they were nice enough to arm me with a standard glock in case shit gets hairy.

hey @shadowlessnexus what happened to Onikage?

nah, i meant in the monkey business server

nope

lel

gross

he's an african living in a can

a used can of sweetcorn...

goddamn!

my phone has a shattered back and this is the second year i've had it hermit lad

I just tell them to go float out under the high dive so i can use them as a blob

and i'm going to be slightly dissapointed if

i hear somebody ask "what's a blob?"

😑

what would be worse if he said kiddle-widdles

i got a pretty badass beard going on though, ain't going to show my amish looking ass though

well so is gilette baby face

night sparky lad

yas lvl fife

i'm just lucky to get six hours of sleep tonight

TFM, i think they look more like NPC's

moe is just a little too plain when it comes to defining characteristics, that's why guys can just pick whoever they got the hots for since they all have the same face anyway

shoot them in the ass crack!

it's whatever kuroi, we're all different here

idk, i would say never go full Marzman

lol, the gods are nothing but an extension of our own ego, trying to control and manipulate others to bend to our will

nope, i'm saying every single one of us are the gods themselves, meaning we can say they truly exist or not considering that they are nothing more than our own egos

alrighty, have fun fam

by the power of thor, he shall smite you with his mini hammer!

the size of a mallet, but can shatter mountains

so your basically like sanic the blue sped mouse who busts a nut in 15 seconds?

well it's not like busting a nut in rem's 2D twat gave birth to our 3 Dimensional reality we live in now

rofl, good luck with that. i've been listening to too much philosophy lately

you mean happy hogan?

been playing kenshi lately, I just love making the characters look so extremely fucked up

my hiver guy looks like part hammerhead shark

Monkey Business

yas

well, i'm going to get some well deserved rest, g'night guys

Whenever I think of a pig with tusks, I often confuse boars with warthogs. I think what makes the warthogs different than the boars is the shape of their snout, it's supposedly designed for digging.

Yep, the geographical location definitely makes a moderate difference too.

Dunno, kind of hard to tell with the mountain lions about

@bananaphone it could be anyone, I think it was also referring to guys like DoubleDickingJudas as well.

Lel, it's literally a phone call away

Or the shaving cream trick

@Xychotic definitely no horse radish up the ass, he'll definitely feel that 😆

Rofl, I couldn't even put up with my uncle after I found his coke stash after living with the guy for almost a year.

No wonder why he was so damn happy but paranoid

Bad uncle, bad

Don't you mean FuckleChuck?

Lol, trying to go for that dolphin safe tuna @thadeal4real?

First hand commies originally being women 😏