tell him to learn COBOL. those dudes are making bank right now

Is that conviction enough? Death?

If it isn't, I don't know what to tell you.

COBOL is in need

Not really

because like no one knows it anymore

Death isn't enough conviction. Interesting.

I won't go into debt, and I won't hitchhike. Starting from there, let's troubleshoot the problem.

If you can't start from there, we're not speaking.

I mean, it's more of a non sequitur then a reason really

I will block you if you continue to try to speak to me about debt or hitchhiking.

I'm not trying to be dick, I'm trying to steer the conversation forward.

death is easy

You live in a town where the only businesses are a McDonalds and a Walmart. and there is no way to leave the town.

Comedy is hard

Grant.

getting off your ass and walking business to business and selling yourself...well...that's hard.

Oh fuck you grant, you post blocked my joke

You don't walk business to business. Try doing that.

Try walking through the door with a firm handshake and eye contact.

I'll tell you what happens

"Uh... Applications are online."

@Scribblehatch I think you might be a little naive. Tell me what happens when you ask a troll to stop trolling you?

ya, then u r going to franchises, with bureaucracies.

When I block them, they can't do anything to me anymore.

Trolls are only unstoppable on 4chan.

XD but everyone else sees

not that anyone really cares lol

Anyway. ```You don't walk business to business. Try doing that.
Try walking through the door with a firm handshake and eye contact.
I'll tell you what happens
"Uh... Applications are online."```

This is a pretty big loss for society.

You cannot just sell yourself.

I wish you could. It was never a thing during my working lifetime.

lol dat feel when a place teels u in person to hadn in ur CV online

then online it says they only take CVs in person

I mean, you can sell yourself, you just gotta be in a place with no uuman rights laws

I'm not interested in joking right now.

"I'm not joking" Seriously we can be funny later.

"I'm serious" We can be funny later.

I have a friend who was looking for a job so he went business to business giving out his phone number and eventually got hired. Took a few hours.

and yet, you live in an area where there are only two businesses, mcdonalds and walmart, yet somehow those 2 businesses manage to turn a profit with nothing but their own employees shopping there.