death is easy

You live in a town where the only businesses are a McDonalds and a Walmart. and there is no way to leave the town.

Comedy is hard

Grant.

getting off your ass and walking business to business and selling yourself...well...that's hard.

Oh fuck you grant, you post blocked my joke

You don't walk business to business. Try doing that.

Try walking through the door with a firm handshake and eye contact.

I'll tell you what happens

"Uh... Applications are online."

@Scribblehatch I think you might be a little naive. Tell me what happens when you ask a troll to stop trolling you?

ya, then u r going to franchises, with bureaucracies.

When I block them, they can't do anything to me anymore.

Trolls are only unstoppable on 4chan.

XD but everyone else sees

not that anyone really cares lol

Anyway. ```You don't walk business to business. Try doing that.
Try walking through the door with a firm handshake and eye contact.
I'll tell you what happens
"Uh... Applications are online."```

This is a pretty big loss for society.

You cannot just sell yourself.

I wish you could. It was never a thing during my working lifetime.

lol dat feel when a place teels u in person to hadn in ur CV online

then online it says they only take CVs in person

I mean, you can sell yourself, you just gotta be in a place with no uuman rights laws

I'm not interested in joking right now.

"I'm not joking" Seriously we can be funny later.

"I'm serious" We can be funny later.

I have a friend who was looking for a job so he went business to business giving out his phone number and eventually got hired. Took a few hours.

and yet, you live in an area where there are only two businesses, mcdonalds and walmart, yet somehow those 2 businesses manage to turn a profit with nothing but their own employees shopping there.

@CreativeRealms
I have absolutely no details about that story you just told me.

Applications go online becuase of bullshit pushed by marxists and feminists that spout off about bias and all that other crap.

I wish I could do that. I'm doing online training instead to fly planes

Can't see someone's skin color because then you'd be racist against them.

I doubt that.

I'd attribute it more to boomers wanting everything to be comfortable and impersonal

Hey, that's what you could do Scribble. Buy Micro soft flight sim and learn to fly planes. It's cheap but easy to prove if you learned your stuff or not

"I want to just cherrypick."

"I don't want to see anyone's disappointed face."

"Can't everything just go well for me, the person who had a much better time looking for employment when I was their age?"

flight simulator is the tits

I'm learning helis