that's because programming was sent to india like 10 years ago

web based? yes. good luck with that. c++? got a good shot of finding work. some of the older languages? you will be snatched up in a heartbeat

Well I won't be hitchhiking, even if faced with death. So that's out.

you gotta specialize in something and be good at something else, in IT.

Why not?

Now that we know that's out of the conversation, let's continue the conversation.

Oh I won't supply a reason I won't hitchhike.

Just know that death will come first.

tell him to learn COBOL. those dudes are making bank right now

Is that conviction enough? Death?

If it isn't, I don't know what to tell you.

COBOL is in need

Not really

because like no one knows it anymore

Death isn't enough conviction. Interesting.

I won't go into debt, and I won't hitchhike. Starting from there, let's troubleshoot the problem.

If you can't start from there, we're not speaking.

I mean, it's more of a non sequitur then a reason really

I will block you if you continue to try to speak to me about debt or hitchhiking.

I'm not trying to be dick, I'm trying to steer the conversation forward.

death is easy

You live in a town where the only businesses are a McDonalds and a Walmart. and there is no way to leave the town.

Comedy is hard

Grant.

getting off your ass and walking business to business and selling yourself...well...that's hard.

Oh fuck you grant, you post blocked my joke

You don't walk business to business. Try doing that.

Try walking through the door with a firm handshake and eye contact.

I'll tell you what happens

"Uh... Applications are online."

@Scribblehatch I think you might be a little naive. Tell me what happens when you ask a troll to stop trolling you?

ya, then u r going to franchises, with bureaucracies.

When I block them, they can't do anything to me anymore.

Trolls are only unstoppable on 4chan.

XD but everyone else sees

not that anyone really cares lol

Anyway. ```You don't walk business to business. Try doing that.
Try walking through the door with a firm handshake and eye contact.
I'll tell you what happens
"Uh... Applications are online."```

This is a pretty big loss for society.

You cannot just sell yourself.

I wish you could. It was never a thing during my working lifetime.